Road hogs

By PHILLIPE AND JORGE  |  May 19, 2010

. . . Funniest lines of the week continue to follow the disgraced arrogant a-hole Tiger Woods. There were enough chuckles already about Tiger claiming he had a “bulging disk” which caused him to pull out of the recent Players Championship tournament — such as, “Is that a bulging disk in your pocket or are you just pleased to meet a porn star?” But now that the ailment is merely an inflamed neck joint, the published reports are that all the medical attention the injury requires is “medicine and massage.” That should be no problem at all for Eldrick — P+J are quite sure, given his track record, he should have no problem getting a scrip for Ambien. And he no doubt has the number of at least a dozen massage parlors on his speed dial.  

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