Poop and circumstance

By PHILLIPE AND JORGE  |  January 26, 2011

Sadly, P+J understand, Diddy was informed he was unfortunately the third in line to take the spotlight on April 29, behind Courtney Love and Adam Ant.

Note: Another big royal shout-out to Snoop Dogg of Comptonshire, who has offered to play at Prince Will's stag night prior to the nuptials, and was dedicating his song "Wet" (don't ask) to the bridegroom to be, saying in his much-beloved English accent, " 'Wet' is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin'." Prince Playa, indeed, in the smokin' Buck Palace disco celebrity lounge.

Thanks for the offers, guys. Don't call us, Queen Lisbeth and Phil the Greek will call you.

Send heated driveways and Pulitzer-grade tips to p&j@phx.com.

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