Tumult at the Town Beach

By PHILLIPE AND JORGE  |  August 22, 2007

 What kind is it?
 Ohhhhh!
 Pepperoni!
 Holy cow!
 What happened?
 Base hit!
 A little disconcerting,
 Smelling that pizza,
 And trying
 To do a ballgame.

 Thanks for the memories, Scooter.

Send clam shack lovelies and Pulitzer-grade tips to p&j@phx.com.

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