Ingram has been in all sorts of trouble since the end of his football career (you might remember him as the guy who broke the Bills’ hearts with that crazy catch from Jeff Hostetler that kept the Giants alive in the ’91 Super Bowl). In 2001, he was caught carrying $3290 in counterfeit money. He was arrested in 2004 for stealing a credit card at a golf course in Michigan. (Another charge, for stealing a purse out of a parked car in a garage, was ultimately thrown out.)
Prosecutors say they won’t enforce the arrest warrant until September 15, the day before his next scheduled court appearance. Ingram has so far missed three sentencing hearings, twice after being checked into emergency rooms with phantom illnesses, and once when he claimed his car broke down. “Mr. Ingram feels these court appearances are optional,” the assistant US attorney said.
I dunno, this seems sort of like a 50-pointer to me — multiple offenses, being a general pain in the ass. Give him 51.
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- Fallen eagle
BC isn’t traditionally a high-arrest environment, though it has had its share of head cases, with former star running back William Green perhaps its most noteworthy.
- Easy policework
I’ve always wondered exactly how these gigantic defensive linemen think they’re going to beat the whole “physical description” aspect of post-felony police work.
- Hands of stone
Graham and Sauerbrun join a surprisingly long list of former Patriots who have been arrested in recent times.
- Skell of the year
Much less funny than usual, was 2007.
- Not-so-instant karma
No matter what happens over their next two games, the Patriots will not have gone undefeated in 2007.
- Do mess with Texas
The Houston Texans are like the soy cheese of the sporting world.
- Playing with your food
In 1977, two food-loving childhood friends named Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield signed up for a $5 Penn State correspondence course in ice-cream making, just for the hell of it.
- Off the field
The New England Patriots may be the most tight-lipped organization in all of sports.
- Pats' parity
And, just like that, it’s fall. The days shorten. Crockpots come out of retirement. And the Patriots play the Jets on Sunday.
- Squish the fish
Hey New England, can I get a “Sucks to be you, you got a DWI, you LOSER!”
- Groundhog Day
It’s actually getting boring.
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