When he's not googling “Indy dolt” and “Giant headache,” Matt Taibbi writes for Rolling Stone. He can be reached atm_taibbi@yahoo.com.
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- Fallen eagle
BC isn’t traditionally a high-arrest environment, though it has had its share of head cases, with former star running back William Green perhaps its most noteworthy.
- Easy policework
I’ve always wondered exactly how these gigantic defensive linemen think they’re going to beat the whole “physical description” aspect of post-felony police work.
- Hands of stone
Graham and Sauerbrun join a surprisingly long list of former Patriots who have been arrested in recent times.
- Skell of the year
Much less funny than usual, was 2007.
- Not-so-instant karma
No matter what happens over their next two games, the Patriots will not have gone undefeated in 2007.
- Do mess with Texas
The Houston Texans are like the soy cheese of the sporting world.
- Playing with your food
In 1977, two food-loving childhood friends named Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield signed up for a $5 Penn State correspondence course in ice-cream making, just for the hell of it.
- Off the field
The New England Patriots may be the most tight-lipped organization in all of sports.
- Pats' parity
And, just like that, it’s fall. The days shorten. Crockpots come out of retirement. And the Patriots play the Jets on Sunday.
- Squish the fish
Hey New England, can I get a “Sucks to be you, you got a DWI, you LOSER!”
- Groundhog Day
It’s actually getting boring.
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