First things first: for those not in the know, the VB in
DOUG “VB” GOUDIE stands for “Virgin Boy.” He was anointed as such by (who else?)
Herald columnist and talk-radio scourge Howie Carr, due to Goudie’s suspicious living arrangements (resides with his mother, allegedly) and lack of a driver’s license. Add to this alluring combo a commentator stint on Fox News, special fondness for The
Family Guy, and a penchant for right-wing ranting and blindingly white sneakers, and you have a profile just crying out for immortalization on match.com. Bonus points for maintaining a sense of humor about the whole thing.