Aural pleasure. I know, I know: you love your iPod. But did you really need to
have sex with it, too? Giving new meaning to the phrase "plug in," a helpful toy going by the name
Audi-Oh syncs to your mp3 player and vibrates in time with whatever you're listening to. (Our suspicion: Ying Yang's
whisper song just got a whole lot more useful.) We were pretty sure this product was a joke, until the Brookline sex shop
Grand Opening! emailed last week to say they're stocking them beginning next month. Note to blogger/DJ types: next time she says she was feelin' that mix? Draw your own conclusions:
Of course, Audi-Oh isn't the only computer-love stimulator out there. Hell, people have been
fantasizing about an iBrator since the iMac days. (Watch one of the old iBrator demos
here. Um, maybe not so safe for work?) But Audio-Oh
does come with a snappy slogan. ("Sound in -- Pleasure Out": wait, wasn't that a
DJ Assault track?) It's also more portable than, say, that old gamer-widow standby, the
Trance Vibrator. And it frees you from clogging your USB ports with those unweildly
laptop vibrators.
Here's a little something to get you warmed up:
DJ Assault, "
Freaky Bitches" (mp3)
DJ Assault, "
Slut Dat Hoe Out" (mp3)