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Friday, October 21, 2005


Angela show their pitts during a cover of Olivia Newton John's
"Let's Get Physical."

Christopher Rand gets some dollar-bill love from
a TraniWreck audience member.

Rori Hanson rocks the pink fishnets.

Christopher Rand sings "Stick It In My Ass."
photos by Cami.

Call ’em Peaches without the beard, Fannypack with a fanny-hole obsession, Hawnay Troof with better spelling. Or just call 'em Angela, two electro-porn humpty-thumpers who homemake beats, talk dirty, and will blow you for a record deal. When we sat down with them this past Monday night (as part of this column thingy we've been doing for a minute), we asked them what the future held after only four months of playing together. They were kind enough to leak some info about a pool-party-themed song, a record that upgrades them from "bottom of the barrel sluts" to "high-class porn," and a merch line of orifice cleaners...

Rori Hanson: "We’re thinking like fashion line, perfume--
Christopher Rand: "Lipgloss--"
Hanson: "Maybe a douche and enema kit."
Rand: "We decided to combine them--"
Hanson: "Like peanut butter and jelly."
Rand: "Or strawberry cream cheese. Or what was the other one we had? Fish-and-chips?"
Hanson: "That’s disgusting. Sorry we went there."

Anyways, the following electro-porn track is dope, complete with chain-skipping, jump-roping beats and rhymes that you could imagine whispered during a gay-bar bathroom-stall introduction: "I'm a six-foot queen/My style is so mean/I like it rough/Right up the butt/My favorite color’s green." Pure queer genius. Tomorrow night they're at the Midway Café with Scrapple + DJ D’hana 3496 Washington Street, Jamaica Plain 21-plus 10:30 pm $8 617.524.9038.

LISTEN: Angela, "Jack You Off"

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