DOWNLOAD: Gorilla Zoe feat. Neighborhood Superstars, "It's Christmas" [mp3]

+ 5 snowflakes: durrty-south interpretation of "Jingle Bells" brings new meaning to "dashing through the snow"

+ 8 snowflakes: flipping "12 Days of Christmas" as dope-boy corner pitch

+ 1,000,000 snoflakes: "When I hit the strip club I can make it reindeer."

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total = 1,000,013 snowflakes.

12/5/2007 10:03:54 PM by On the Download | Comments [0] |  

VIDEO: Crank Dat Santa Claus

DOWNLOAD: Eric Striffler and Kevin Spellman, "Crank Dat Santa Claus" [mp3]

+ 4 snowflakes: "watch him crank that Missus Claus"

+ 23 snowflakes: "Santa Claus up in this ho, watch me lean and watch me rock/Superman that ho, then I'll put some goodies in your sock!"

+ 100,000 snowflakes: the tragic inevitability, as Tony Kornheiser would say, of a meme brought to its ridiculous, and yet somehow satisfyingly ridiculous, conclusion.

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total = 100,027 snowflakes

AFTER THE JUMP: 10 MORE X-MAS VARIATIONS ON SOULJA BOY

 

12/4/2007 10:18:31 PM by On the Download | Comments [0] |