VIDEO: Crank Dat Santa Claus
DOWNLOAD: Eric Striffler and Kevin Spellman, "Crank Dat Santa Claus" [mp3]
+ 4 snowflakes: "watch him crank that Missus Claus"
+ 23 snowflakes: "Santa Claus up in this ho, watch me lean and watch me rock/Superman that ho, then I'll put some goodies in your sock!"
+ 100,000 snowflakes: the tragic inevitability, as Tony Kornheiser would say, of a meme brought to its ridiculous, and yet somehow satisfyingly ridiculous, conclusion.
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total = 100,027 snowflakes
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