Monday, November 05, 2007

"The Beer Belly" forcasts the future

There are about a dozen famous quotes about talent & laziness, emphasizing persistence and the threat of a "wasted life." And while I don't know for sure, I imagine these quotes – with a stark emphasis on the latter – must have been floating around in these guys heads when they invented this thing:

The Beer Belly: Secret Beer Storage for those Hard-to-Drink-Places

Note: please do not drink while pregnant.

Madness? Perhaps. Genius? Almost certainly not. But at least all the world's ingenuity is not being wasted away on cancer research and HDTVs. Finally, a product that will bestow upon its users an eponymous plight. It's like a training-bra for budding alcoholics.

This is such a great country.

--Jason O'Bryan

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11/5/2007 8:26:25 PM by phloggist | Comments [1] |
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Tuesday, November 06, 2007 3:49:42 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

you've made me patriotic again. thank you, mr. o'bryan.

Lenore

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