Best Way To Almost Guarantee You'll Get Some At A Bar
"The Key" at Clink
We know it's tough to imagine shelling out $500 for anything in this dismal economy. But hey, if it means blowing off some stock-market steam and getting laid, it might just be a shrewd investment. Enter: the "THE KEY" AT CLINK, one of the Liberty Hotel's swanky lounges. First, make sure you have a willing collaborator. Then, order the clé on the cocktail menu and unlock a night's worth of fantasies. You'll soon be served two Gran Patron Platinum cocktails with grapefruit, Creole Shrub rum, and lime, two oysters on the half-shell, and, yes, a room key. Staff will have a guest room prepared for you and your friend, complete with several romance-inducing amenities, including candles, mood music, a Booty Parlor Intimacy Kit (two condoms, vibrating couples ring, massage oil, and lubricant), and Moulton Brown toothbrush kits. Worth every hard-earned penny!THE KEY AT CLINK | 215 Charles Street, Boston | 617.224.4004 | clinkrestaurant.com
