003 Larry Craig

[3] LARRY CRAIG
SENATOR "GLORY, GLORY HOLE I'LL DO YA" 

We don’t care what you do in your downtime between flights, Larry. Seek the illicit encounter if you must. Loiter and lurk. Send signals to the stranger in the next stall. Use code. Wiggle your fingers. Take as wide a stance as you must. It’s all fine with us. But in the not-entirely-unlikely event that you get busted (the threat of bustation being, presumably, part of the turn-on), for God’s sake, be a man about it. A proud man, a bi man, or a gay man.