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029 Mitt Romney

[29] MITT ROMNEY
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His standout achievements this past year? His false contention that his father marched with Martin Luther King (outed as untrue by the Phoenix) and his self-sacrificial concession speech, in which he noted that his dropping out of the presidential race was actually a patriotic act during wartime. Certainly no sexy achievements in that lot. Then again, as a birth-right Mormon, the case could be made that the former Massachusetts governor has never done a sexy thing in his life. Of course, to be fair, it’s hard to sustain even a brief moment’s sexiness when you’re wearing bullet-stopping, fire-preventing magic underpants.

Posted: 03-27-2008 11:15 PM by JoBroGirl

Okay just because he's a Mormon doesn't mean he hasn't made any acheivements! Mormon's have feelings too, you know! We aren't bad people we just have different beliefs doesn't mean we're weird. Leave Mitt Romney and Kevin Jonas ALONE! I think you get the picture!

Posted: 03-28-2008 12:55 AM by jonaslove

I don't agree with his politics but he's not a bad looking guy.

Posted: 03-28-2008 2:59 PM by Stazeykins
If he thinks those sideburns of his make him look distinguished and sophisticated, he's wrong. They make him look more like a skunk. PU. Do I smell dirty politician or…
Posted: 03-28-2008 10:34 PM by intothea1rwav3s

You have to be a complete idiot to say that someone isn't sexy JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE MORMON! That is a completely uncalled for comment and I am absolutely offended by that! Not only are you blind (shown again and again on this list) but your a close-minded, rude, anti-mormon, jerk who doesn't know when to keep their mouth shut. I find it odd how people get smashed for saying Anti-Semitic things but then when people like YOU say Anti-Mormon things it's perfectly ok. SCREW SOCIETY! 

Posted: 04-03-2008 1:17 PM by JoBroGirl

 

Seriously what is this world coming to? About a year ago I was walking the school hallways and I heard a kid say to another kid,"Are you Mormon" and the kid said no, then the kid that asked the question said, "Good cause then I'd beat you up" I'm a girl so I didn't get into the conversation but I wish I would of punched that JERK! It's really sad what people are coming to. Mormon's good people. So just keep your Mormon comments to yourself!
Posted: 04-13-2008 5:13 PM by bob888

 Your religious bigotry is showing.  Mitt may be described as "amazingly lifelike" for his mannekin-like appearance, but his religion isn't a fair target for your cheap shots.

Posted: 04-19-2008 8:02 PM by dandbear

Mitt

 Mitt

 The Country voted and said

 Who gives a shit????

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