You're trying too hard here. The age jokes are tasteless and immature, the kind of shots that are so cheap they point a big finger to a lack of real substantive criticism. And the hyperbolic reference to his "100 year" comment is a deliberate misquote, since what he said was that the actual presence in Iraq wasn't the key issue, and that if Americans were no longer getting killed, as they are no longer getting killed in Germany and Korea, then a 100-year presence would be fine.