[93] NICOLAS SARKOZYMODEL EXECUTIVE
The French have far more enlightened attitudes toward the sex lives of their chief executives, so you won’t find anyone trying to impeach Sarkozy for shacking up with a much, much younger woman. But even the French have been, in their own French way, grossed out by Sarkozy’s creepy flaunting of his relationship with model/chanteuse Carla Bruni. Remember the yeuccch you felt the first time you saw Billy Bob Thornton make out with Angelina Jolie? Now multiply by 50 (especially considering the value of the Euro over the damn dollar).