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041 Bill Clinton

[41] BILL CLINTON
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It’s not just that he rhino’d his wife’s sure-fire shot at following his presidency — after all, the last time Bill screwed over Hillary, his approval ratings (and his sex appeal) went through the roof. No, it’s also that Father Time has not been kind to him. The alabaster ex-prez’s grandmotherly demeanor — that bulbous nose! that wiry white hair! — now conjures none of his notorious past as Oval Office blowjob king, but instead reveals a souring senior citizen sapped by a soul-sopping marriage — seemingly a sexless one. And rightly so.

Posted: 04-13-2008 4:58 PM by bob888

Another stretch.  Sounds like another media freak cheap shot at the Clintons on behalf of Barack, whose blue lips have more to do with unsexiness than Bill's bufoonery.  You omit Rove (the pasty-faced conspirator), Rumsfeld (the cynical mannekin-like efficiency-expert of evil), and Ted Kennedy (The bloated bloviator, the left's Rush Limbaugh), but include Bill Clinton.  This list reads like it was written by some community-college sophomores in the back room of someone else's frat party, after too much doobie and (cheap) beer.

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