033/034 Tagg and Craig Romney

[33 + 34] TAGG AND CRAIG ROMNEY
STORMIN' MORONS

By far the most unpleasant family of any presidential candidate’s, the Romney brood was obnoxiously on display during Mitt’s disastrous Republican bid. They seemed to multiply as the campaign rolled on, smiling and spinning like a squeaky-clean Mormon version of the Stepfords. Most annoying of all of them was oldest (and doofiest) son Tagg, who Slate noted bragged on his blog that he was the smartest Romney sibling, that his brother Craig made the stinkiest farts of all the Romney offspring (“My daughter used to call him Skunkle for good reason”), and, perhaps most offensive of all, that his favorite musician is Billy Joel.