021 Alberto Gonzales

[21] ALBERTO GONZALES
MEMORY LOSER

The puffy, obtuse face of Alberto Gonzales is slightly pockmarked, as if untruthfulness has begun to eat away at his skin like acid. This clueless former attorney general might want to work a little Gingko into his dietary routine — under questioning, he can’t seem to remember a goddamn thing. Which, ironically, would earn him a not very pleasant exchange in a torture chamber. See how those “I do not recall”s sound with 17 buckets of Perrier poured down your gullet.