088 Larry Bird

[88] LARRY BIRD
PERSONALLY FOUL

The Hick from French Lick may no longer sport the short-shorts and signature mustache from his pyrotechnic-shooting days. But his weak chin, questionable wardrobe, and stewardship of the Indiana Pacers (which, under his management, have turned into one of the most criminally behaved of all sports franchises), have helped him stay among the Unsexiest elite.