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027 Eli Manning

[27] ELI MANNING
HELMET HEAD

We don’t care how many times this luckier-than–Las Vegas sonofabitch smacks down our beloved Pats: the mushier-faced of Mama and Papa Manning’s pro-QB offspring is a total goober. The New York Football Giants’ newly minted comeback kid utterly lacks the sultch and steam of even his older brother Peyton (also a grade-A goober). Eli’s the boy next door . . . if your neighbor is a soft-brained, elephant-eared pigskin tosser.

Posted: 03-28-2008 12:16 PM by texanscheerleader

A guy who plays football is always sexy to me...

Posted: 03-29-2008 12:55 AM by sayywhatt
you dont know what your fucking talking about, hes hot!
Posted: 04-01-2008 6:29 PM by sam4273

YOU PEOPLE ARE OUT OF YOUR MINDS. ELI MANNING IS THE SEXIEST FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE NFL AND IF YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK THAT HE IS "UNSEXY" THEN I'M NEVER READING YOUR DUMBASS NEWSPAPER AGAIN.....

Posted: 04-01-2008 6:36 PM by mriz90

You ppl are psycho crazy. FYI. Obvi. eli is one of the sexiest ppl alive. don't be crazies.   fix this. now.

Posted: 04-01-2008 8:54 PM by vivalalexie

What the heck! He is seriously one of the HOTTEST guys on the planet. Grow up and stop posting this dumb list. You sound like a bunch of highschool girls.

Posted: 04-12-2008 8:29 PM by What Is Up With This

he is sexy!!!

i think you got dropped on your head when you were a child..,

Posted: 04-13-2008 6:15 PM by bob888

 I suspect that he gets a lot more respect from the ones whose opinions matter-- other NFL players.  He played a hell of a Superbowl.  Just because he beat our guys, it doesn't mean he's evil.  You guys are morons.

Posted: 04-17-2008 10:52 AM by s031072s

 He's adorable, A Quarterback is ALWAYS sexy!

Posted: 04-19-2008 8:05 PM by dandbear

When in town is his popular at Main Street Video in Somerville --- almost as popular as his brother.  Both bottoms!

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