063 Eddie Murphy

[63] EDDIE MURPHY
THE FAT LADY SINGS

Eddie’s got one of the longest Unsexiest rap sheets of anyone on the list: got caught with a he/she, embarked on a tragically awful singing career, loves to dress up like fat women, made a baby (his seventh) with Scary Spice (which at first he wouldn’t even acknowledge, until blood tests were conducted). This past year, he made Norbit (which in itself would suffice for inclusion), then exchanged vows with Babyface’s ex, Tracey Edmonds, only to claim two weeks later that the marriage was not legal. Has now officially been eclipsed in funniness — and sexiness — by his brother Charlie.