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004 Tom Cruise

[4] TOM CRUISE
MAD SCIENTOLOGIST

No matter if he’s chiding other luminaries for their birthing preferences, or establishing vertical-leap records off sofas, we already knew Tom was nuts — he had us at “Hello, I’m insane.” Now, though, it seems he’s gone fully Cruisazy, starring in an off-the-cuckoo-charts, straight-to-YouTube promotional vid for Scientology. Highlight, among many: “Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really help.” That’s great, Tom. Now if you’ll just bust out the Google Maps and plan a field trip with some of your Scientologist buddies to drive past Darfur.

Posted: 03-28-2008 1:25 AM by amy_loves_jb_&_kevinj

what the...?? oh god, you have a serious problem!! do i have to give you a psichologist phone number??

first kevin jonas, zac efron, ryan seacrest, and now tom cruise???

you obviously need some help...

i hope your site crashes!!!!!!!!

Posted: 03-28-2008 12:26 PM by SamLovesKevinJ

 you are just jealous that he has a perfect smile. tom is amazing.

Posted: 03-28-2008 2:22 PM by KevinJonasFan4Ever

YOU ARE TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND!!! I SWEAR YOU ARE!!! HAHA YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IS SEXY OR UNSEXY!!!! I SWEAR YOU MUST BE UGLY BLIND AND OF COUSE DEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE.......OH AND HE IS A CUTIE!

Posted: 03-28-2008 3:43 PM by kevinjonaswife
he's not beautiful but he shouldn't be #4 . when or if you do sexiest men kevin jonas better flippn be there, or i will hunt you down.
Posted: 03-28-2008 4:43 PM by JONASlover101

OK SO NOT RIGHT!!

hes pretty sexy

Posted: 03-28-2008 5:02 PM by lovexericax339@aim.com

HA ! this is a joke .. tom cruise ? grow up . he is dead sexy even at this age . I bet you're this fucking fatass, lowlife, acne infested,computer nerd w. nothing else to do but judge people . this is wear i draw the line .. it's ridiculous. gett a life buddy ! these people cant do much about it .. it's who they are. can you imagine if someone picked on you like this ? these people make a fortune and DO NOT need/ have people in their life like you . heck, i bet they don't even give a flying FUCK about yuh. how does that feel yuh piece of shitt ? have a great day !

Posted: 03-28-2008 5:48 PM by deniiss_sg

he is pretyy and sexy

ok?

did u agreee i think so

Posted: 03-28-2008 6:43 PM by torri573

You guys are fucking retarded

He doesn't deserve to be number 4 let alone on this list at all

I don't think it's right to make a list like this and hurt peoples feelings

and plus it makes everybody hate you well whoever likes Tom Cruise or Zac Efron, Kevin Jonas and plenty of others

Posted: 03-31-2008 8:24 AM by WickedWiccan

I have to give you guys this one!! Sexyness should be based on all aspects of a man and being completely FREEKING insane is very UNsexy!

Posted: 04-03-2008 8:36 PM by taylor.

okay ive decided that this list must be a joke.

 

Posted: 04-14-2008 8:26 PM by annaluvsyou

this list is messed up you fatasses

Posted: 04-15-2008 2:52 PM by French093

 

HAHHHAAHA THIS IS FUNNY... HE IS SO FREACKING HOT!! whats up with you guys.. ?!?!
Posted: 04-19-2008 8:17 PM by dandbear

SAVE OUR COUCHES FROM HIM!!!!!!

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