100 Unsexiest | Repeat Offenders | Worst of Breed

040 Bret Michaels

[040] BRET MICHAELS
POISON PENIS

Oh, for the love of Christ, someone put this guy out of his misery. After two seasons of Rock of Love, the end (of Bret’s pecker) can’t be far off, given the parade of freakish plastic-surgery disasters and Hazmat porn stars who’ve lap-danced their way on set for a chance to tongue the toad and maybe land a croaky, personalized rendition of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Once accustomed to sloppy seconds, Michaels is now just sloppy: lumpy and oily, headband wound tight to cloak oddly shaped ears and rat’s-nest hair extensions. He resembles Goldie Hawn on steroids, or maybe a swollen bear cub tangled up in a camper’s leftover potty bandana.

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Posted: 03-28-2008 2:23 PM by haleighhxc

you guys are loserss, really you are!

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Posted: 03-28-2008 5:46 PM by Mary Poppins

Is the bandana forever attached to his head? Rock of Love is a joke, the bandana is too tight, Brett can't really think he is going to find the love of his life amoung those tramps on the show. Brett just wants attention and money.

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Posted: 03-28-2008 7:07 PM by Bree Cook

HOW ON EARTH COUL YOU DO THIS!!! Bret micheals is one of the hottest men alive if not the hottest!!! u r just jealous because he has a bunch of hott chicks all over him and none of you do !!!!! in my book he will always be SUPER SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Leesia*

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Posted: 03-28-2008 7:07 PM by Bree Cook

*Leesia*

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Posted: 03-31-2008 4:05 PM by stfuchivonne

dude, he is old and slightly icky but is it wrong that he still turns me on? I think not! well, not completely anyways. RIGHT?

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Posted: 04-03-2008 1:41 PM by sportgal95

hate this guy...... so ugly and girly and so just degrading to women!! his show rock of love is the stupidest most pointless show ever! i wonder how much they get paid to act like they like him!?