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045 Soulja Boy

[45] SOULJA BOY
SUPER SOAKER

Just as Lil’ Jon managed to sneak the verb “to skeet” past Top 40 radio censors — apparently these particular white folks are still unaware that Jon’s onomatopoetic exclamation refers to ejaculation— the dog-faced Soulja Boy smashed YouTube, then the pop charts, with a song/dance/movement that celebrates an esoteric sexual act involving sodomy and skeeting, the details of which aren’t necessary to know, but the end result is that the next morning the sheets stick to her back like a superhero’s cape. Or, as he succinctly puts it: “Superman that ho!” Now let’s go watch 20 million YouTube videos of your kids doing that dance . . .

Posted: 03-27-2008 4:09 PM by dani1292
Posted: 03-28-2008 1:22 AM by kevinishotyouidiot
you're right!!!!!! haaa
Posted: 03-28-2008 12:57 PM by karakevinjonas
this site needs a life.
Posted: 03-28-2008 4:26 PM by ilovekevinjonastoo

get a life. hes cutee. get over yourselves. your dumb. 

Posted: 03-28-2008 7:49 PM by Nick's wifey

ur feakin crazy souljia boy is freakin hott!!

Posted: 03-29-2008 1:26 AM by joe_nick_kevin
this is true! haha I hate soulja boii!
Posted: 03-30-2008 11:09 AM by jobros!

I agree with this one. His song is old and way to overplayed. Hes just another wanna be rap star. Another one to add to the long list of unwanted singers

Posted: 03-31-2008 4:04 PM by stfuchivonne

haha, i hate his song and everything but he is kind of adorable

Posted: 04-22-2008 5:06 AM by xxsavethescene

Well, i do agree with you on this....

 

I hate this guy, oh and you wanna know why his song is so popular.

 Take the chorus of his song "Soulja Boy", think of the beat.

got it?

 now look:

" Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, Catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, Eenie Meenie Miney Moe"

wow. how creative. stealing beats from childrens rhymes.

 

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