[42] GENE SIMMONSTONGUE KISS-ER
Dude, put the makeup back on! Seldom has a man whose sole raison d’être seems to be seducing the opposite sex been so profoundly unsexy. The towering arrogance. The creepy lasciviousness of that serpentine tongue. The long-standing rumors that he wears a wig. The Gene Simmons reality show, the Gene Simmons magazine, the claims that he has bedded 4800 women, and the accompanying lie-detector test. And if you think any of that is gross, don’t even bother googling “Gene Simmons face-lift.”
u know wat? those wemon wanna have sex with him!!!!!!!!!! so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!! what do expect his tougue is 7 inches long, you cant tell me that u have never thought about wanting to take a ride on that!
Gene Simmons is one of the sexiest men alive today.. Do you need glasses???