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020 Kevin Jonas

 
 

[20] KEVIN JONAS
AGING BOY-BANDER

This past year, young Nick Jonas was rumored to be dating Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus. Which quickly led to a rumor that perhaps Miley was dating his brother Joe on the side. One thing it didn’t lead to? A rumor that she was dating Kevin. That’s because the oldest and least talented of the three Jonas Bros. is a doofus, red-headed stepchild to his sizzling siblings. Add up other less-talented musical brothers Dennis Wilson, Tito Jackson, and Dave Davies, then divide by the square root of Danny Bonaduce, and you begin to get the not-so-pretty picture.

Posted: 03-27-2008 12:15 PM by laurenheartsyou
Excuse me? Kevin should not be on this list. He has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. Plus, he's gorgeous!
Posted: 03-27-2008 12:25 PM by kevinjonasrules

Are you kidding me?

Look at the other guys on this list! Kevin does NOT belong on here.

What fun is it picking on him and comparing him to his brothers? I would hate to be compared to my sister. Kevin is a MUSICIAN, he can play instruments, he puts on one heck of a show and to top it off, I believe he is the nicest to JB fans!

The kid is 20 years old for goodness sakes. I really hope Kevin doesn't see this. He is way better than spending a second looking at himself on this "un-sexy list".

Posted: 03-27-2008 12:29 PM by nicryjust
Well, first of all, Kevin Jonas is freaking sexy. Agree or disagree, he definitely DOES NOT belong on the 100 unsexiest men. Not to mention he has more talent than the stupid writer of this dumb list. Without Kevin, the Jonas Brothers wouldn't be the Jonas Brothers. Calling him a doofus and and a stepchild to his sibling is completely inappropriate considering that ARE all blood related and are very close to each other. I'd really like to know what Denise and Kevin would think of this. The idiot who wrote this should take their time dissing people their own age. Not a 20 year old boy who is more talented that they'll ever be.
Posted: 03-27-2008 12:39 PM by casandra

exscuze me kevin is sexy!! he does not deserve to be on this list at all!! ok and first of all just because there was a rumor going around miley was dating nick and joe dosnt mean she could date kevin!! he is way to old for her anyway and so is joe!! come on i think you should pick on uglyer people then people that are only 20 years old he is very sexy ok people who ever runs this dumb list!! thank you for your time in this dumb ass list!!

Posted: 03-27-2008 1:02 PM by ummexpert
You guys are bitches. This was very uncalled for and completely inappropriate. I just wanted to let you know that the Jonas Brothers wouldn't be where they are today if Kevin wasn't just as talented as Joe and Nick. This is ridiculous. He doesn't belong on your shit list. Kevn is the most talented and DAMN SEXY man I've ever met so shut the fuck up.
Posted: 03-27-2008 1:06 PM by kevinjonasftw
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? He's one of the sexiest and most talented guys out there! Lemme guess who's actually behind this article: Fat, hideous balding men (and/or women) who have nothing better to than pick on people that are way more talented and good looking than you. I mean, honestly, my 8 year old brother can write better shit than this. You're just jealous because you're all probably poor, worthless, fail at life and never get laid, while he is out there making MILLIONS of money and having girls throw themselves at him EVERYDAY. So just shut the fuck up and get a fucking life. Jesus christ.
Posted: 03-27-2008 1:12 PM by KEVINisBETTERthanYOU
Kevin does not belong here. He is an amazing musician, and downright sexy! He has a huge amount of talent and you are just jealous. Why is Michael freakin' Jackson-who rapes kids-in the 80's while Kevin Jonas is # 20. You are blind and don't realize the Kevin inspires kids. He is too good for you and you know it. Kevin rocks
Posted: 03-27-2008 2:08 PM by toujours_rien

 Hah. You guys, for serious.

 You can't type such an article when you have an accompanying picture that is clearly beautiful.  Do I smell a hint of... oh, what is that? Could it be.... jealousy? Oh yeah, probably. You know since you're writing for a crappy newspaper that reaches maybe four states and is free and meanwhile, Kevin Jonas is achieving ultimate success with thousands of legal hotties just begging to get in his pants.

 

Poor bbs, you'll get over it eventually. 

Tons of Love!

Kim 

Posted: 03-27-2008 2:22 PM by holdontightx
You have GOT to be kidding me! This is completely RIDICULOUS! There is no way that Kevin belongs on this list. AT ALL. Kevin is a musician if you didn't notice, which means that he HAS talent. And comparing him to his brothers is just low. Sure they are different in so many ways, but each one of them are amazing, including Kevin. I hope that Kevin NEVER sees this list. and get ready for a LOT more of these comments.
Posted: 03-27-2008 2:45 PM by Blabsey91001
ummm, yeahhh. There are alot of people who think that Kevin is the sexiest out of the 3, and that this list is wrong. He's really talented, he's touring the world with a sold out arena tour, and he isn't even 21. How many people in your office have done that? How many was that, oh yeah, none.
Posted: 03-27-2008 3:04 PM by kellym2

 You've got a lot of nerve putting Kevin Jonas on here.

Kevin is one of the most handsomest musicians in the business, and is very talented, the Jonas Brothers wouldn't be the same without him! Each brother plays a very intregral part in the band, including Kevin.

 Shame on you, Phoenix.com for putting one of the best and talented guitarists on here. I hope all Kevin & Jonas Brothers fans come here and leave you a "message."

Posted: 03-27-2008 3:08 PM by ADDICTEDTOJONAS

UMM WHOEVER MAD THIS AND SAYS THAT KEVIN JONAS IS UNSEXY YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!

ALL OF THE JB BROS ARE SEXY AND ARE ALL AMAZING MUSICIANS (ESPECIALLY KEVIN)

I HOPE YOU TAKE LOOK IN THE MIRROR

SO YOUR MAKING FUN OF HIM BECAUSE HES 20 YEARS OLD THAT DOSNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!

O AND BTW THATS CALLED DISCRIMINATION AND ITS FROWNED UPON VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

KEVIN JONAS 4 LIFE :]]] 

Posted: 03-27-2008 3:11 PM by jcupcakes

I can understand how admitting you love the Jonas Brothers can lose you some major cred. But I don't forgive you for that being the reason to bash the brother who is the least deserving of this. I haven't met him, but from what I've heard he's the nicest of the three. Not to mention he's pretty fiiiiine, in my greatly sought-after opinion. So, unsexy and untalented? Way to weave a fiction, sir. Get a life.

Posted: 03-27-2008 3:11 PM by callingtheworld

OMG WTF WTF WTF!!??!?! please tell me whats wrong with this PRETTY picture??? Umm....KEVIN is an EXPERT guitar player....and he is no where NEAR unsexy! Have you SEEN him pose for photoshoots, o and btw, this "untalented" rocker is one of THE best guitarists i have EVER heard, and also, he is SO dedicated, wen he was first learning the guitar, he was staying home, because he was sick..and then he pretended to be sick JUST so he could practice more...another thing...KEVIN IS MUFASA, yeah, He's king of the land, he'll come smack you with the back of his hand! one LAST thing...notice how ALL the guys on this list are pretty much either, old, overweight, or just plain out CREEPY!?!?!? KEVIN IS NONE OF THESE! whats wrong with this world, when someone cant even recognize classic good looks?

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