[8] DR. PHILTOUCHY FEELER
As if Britney Spears’s sorry-ass life couldn’t reach a lower low, her parents apparently foisted TV celebrity-parasite Dr. Phil McGraw on her while she was checked into a mental hospital. Could that get any worse? If you already felt like heaving yourself repeatedly onto a rusty pile of sharp nails, how were you supposed to have been helped by the unwelcome appearance of a self-serving mustachioed blowhard with a “Dueling Banjos” drawl?
Thanks, Oprah! We get Phil -- you get to do Gail! Where is the justice?!?!?
