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007 Ryan Seacrest

 

[7] RYAN SEACREST
AMERICAN IDIOT

This creepy, diminutive, overly primped man-child with the carefully strategized five-o’clock shadow and more teeth than the title torture tool in the horror movie Saw IV has become the default unctuous, no-talent emcee for every meaningless event in the American pop-culture landscape. Uh, congratulations, Ryan, you’re the new Dick Clark.

Posted: 03-28-2008 1:00 AM by jonaslove

Ryan is really hot. I could are less if he's gay or not. He is gorgeous.

Posted: 03-28-2008 1:22 AM by amy_loves_jb_&_kevinj

ryan is hot!!!!

take him off the list!!!!!!

i hope your site crashes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Posted: 03-28-2008 1:36 AM by cathy_15_jb

TAKE HIM OFF THIS LIST!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

Posted: 03-28-2008 2:02 AM by Jeanie

 eh..it will crash

 

 I SAY WE CRASH IT TONIGHT...IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW!

NOT SEXY>>?!?!! ARE YOU F***ING BLIND>?! Just because supposedly his other brothers happen to know how to use their "sexiness" to their advantage, DOESN'T mean he isn't! Hel-lo! He's a Scorpio, and you know what they say about those Scorpios! ;P

 And technically, he would actually be accounted as the 2nd talentful one in this case, after Nick, for he taught himself how to play guitar by hard... (I will even go as far to say I think he's even sexier than Nick, though they all are!) And for your information, they ALL are talented in their own right! Just because he's the oldest, doesn't mean he's "a doofus". Who ever wrote that should be fired for that's disrespectful and an insult to all people who were the eldest in their families. Look closely because you're probably not looking close enough... That's an AMAZING picture of Kevin Jonas as well. HE doesn't deserve to be on that list: all those ones on that list are creepy-looking, "overloaded", older men, and to do that to someone who's just 20 years old is uncalled for. And if you haven't noticed, as the years pass by, he gets even MORE SEXIER! Kevin has a special keen look in those mysterious eyes of his...Just because he doesn't show fully his sexiness 24/7, it just means he knows how to handle his sexiness like a real man should.
 
Oh wait a minute, a 20-year old compared to a bunch of whiny, uncreative morons...Yep, Paul Kevin Jonas II wins hands down for being A REAL MAN! 
 
IF THESE PICTURES DON'T PROVE HOW SEXY HE REALLY IS...I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL! 
Kevin Jonas
Kevin
KEvin
Kevin-ruf-hot!
Kevin in yellow
Kevin in concert!
 

JONAS FANS, TEAM JONAS, JONAS STREET TEAM, AND EVVERYONE ELSE IN BETWEEN...LET US MAKE THIS THE 2ND PONED SITE ON THE FACE OF THE WEB!

WE LOVE OUR JOBROS!

JONAS BROTHERS FOREVER!

JONAS FANS UNITE! <3 

 

 

Posted: 03-28-2008 5:00 AM by That1girl

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

No, I did not just copy and paste that. I had to write it 3 times to emphasize how much i disagree with you. Ryan is uber sexy. So idk who the hell is sitting in a cubical somewhere writing this BS list, but you need to get your freakin eyes checked and also get a life. gosh. I bet your just writing this because your insecure about your looks, and it would make you feel better to put others down.

Just know, that I hate you!

LONG LIVE RYAN SEACREST!

Posted: 03-28-2008 10:46 AM by BROOKIE4380

I love Ryan!! I think he's hot.

Posted: 03-28-2008 1:05 PM by karakevinjonas
SECREST IS A PIMP. what the fawk is wrong with you people.
Posted: 03-28-2008 3:59 PM by jonasluver7890

WTF?????? Ryan Seacrest is reasonably good looking and funny as hell!!!!!!! what is wrong with you ppl????? do u seriously think that the only thing in the world thats important is being sexy??????  a lot of those ppl are into politics, a lot of those ppl are in music and comedy and a lot f ppl love them, because they are good at wat they fucking do!!!!!!!!!! we dont watch the soup because we like to look at ryan seacrest, we like to watch his show because he is funny as hell u assholes!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 03-28-2008 4:00 PM by kxnxlx1

r u kidding me???

 ryan is so hot! i don;t know who the hell u think u are.... but u need to take him off this list right now. u r just jealous that u don;t look like him!

Posted: 03-29-2008 1:44 AM by joe_nick_kevin
whoever made this site should be number one on this bitch ass list! ok cuz ryan seacrest aint ugly! neither is KEvin so go suck sum weinerz biotch!!!!!!!!
Posted: 03-29-2008 12:55 PM by kevinsupporter

u f*ckin f*gs! how the hell do u think he can be on like 30 billion different tv shows if he wasnt f*ckin sexy?!

Posted: 03-31-2008 4:18 PM by stfuchivonne

but he is soooooooo funny and so adorable!

Posted: 04-09-2008 8:34 AM by jent814

 

Ok, not only is it insane that Ryan is on this list at all, but #7?  Come on!  I can think of hundreds of guys in the media that are far worse off than some of the people on this list.  Seems like someone like Ryan is just picked on because he happens to be so good looking and extremely good at his job.  A sad, bitter panel of judges had to make themselves feel better by adding this beautiful person to their list! 

 Ryan may be VERY clean cut and seem super perfect, but he's not.  I think that's the attraction to Ryan.  He is all of those perfect things, but he is very much human and he shows that even thru his perfectly white glowing grin.  He is real, honest, and has his moments of imperfections.  I actually think it's his scruffiness and real attituted that has lots of women thinking he's a hottie. 

If he was a Tom Cruise, fake, pretty boy....I wouldn't even give him a second glance.  Ryan is beautiful, but he is real and he has won over the hearts of America by being himself.  Don't worry Ryan....we all love ya =)

Posted: 04-13-2008 9:50 PM by JBxLOVEx316

Ryan Seacrest needs to be taken off this list ASAP. Ryan is definitely sexy. And a lot of the people on this list are attractive, the pictures you have of them are just unattractive. There are better pictures of these people. Either way, this website is a joke and a whole lot of people on your "100 Unsexiest Men" should be removed right away.

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