[12] JOHN GIBSONBROKEBACK MORALIST
They say after age 40, you get the face you deserve. And Gibson’s— smirking mouth of yellowy, Chiclet-sized teeth; sallow skin; beady eyes framed by unstylish glasses; hair a cross between that of a televangelist’s and Eraserhead’s — is the perfect match for his twisted personality. It’s not that the Fox News host is conservative; it’s that he’s a prick. Mere hours after Heath Ledger’s death, Gibson opened his radio program with funeral music, then called Ledger a “weirdo” and mocked him repeatedly, taunting the late thespian with variations on the Brokeback Mountain catchphrase, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Thankfully, his TV show was recently canceled. He still has his radio show, and he still has a face for radio, too.
