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010 Perez Hilton

[10] PEREZ HILTON
YENTA SKEEZE

Responsible newsman Perez Hilton (née Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.) operates a cruel, bafflingly popular Web site about celebrities on which he posts unflattering photographs and defaces them with childish lettering and crude insults. The poodle-faced, pudgy, sometimes-pink-haired, openly gay blogger also has a penchant for outing actors who don’t exactly want their sexual preferences discussed in the public sphere. We don’t know who loathes him more, the closeted gays whom he shuns for wanting privacy, or the straight stars whom he mocks for being fat, ugly, bitchy, or all of the above. On that last count, at least, pot calling the kettle black, much?

Posted: 03-28-2008 12:22 PM by texanscheerleader

Not that I like Perez, but I think putting anybody before Don Imus is wrong...that guy's the ugliest!!

Posted: 03-28-2008 12:26 PM by SamLovesKevinJ

 this is one hot homo.... he may not look as good as others, but come on, once again, you put way uglier people at the end of the list.... you have been on way to many drugs to call this hottieee ugly!!!

Posted: 03-28-2008 3:18 PM by NickJisOffDaChain

 

that's nothing like what you do, right?
Posted: 03-29-2008 9:03 AM by jessicasayswhaaaaaa

Wow you know what's so sad about this.

...even though perez deserves to be on this list.
But you bashed his career, which is so hilarious.
Because, by this list...you're basically doing the same thing. You know bashing other celebs.

Tsktsk.

Posted: 03-31-2008 4:18 PM by stfuchivonne

honestly, i hate him to the point where i'm pretty sure i'd throw something at him if i were to see him. i hate how he trashes other people and it's just disgusting. for that i have to agree

Posted: 04-12-2008 5:40 PM by kevinJisasexybeast

perez is fuckin awsome! he souldn't be after Tom cruise wat the hell is wrong with u?

Posted: 04-19-2008 8:12 PM by dandbear

He/she/it gives SKANK a bad name

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