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043 Matt Lauer

[43] MATT LAUER
MORNING-SHOW CHESTAFARIAN

Though at one time a pin-up news anchor, closer inspection revealed that this soft-core journalist had nothing really going for him in the looks department: the Dickensian nose, the receding hairline, those fangy incisors warping his patronizing smile into a wolf-like sneer. And then he took off his shirt. Cue supermarket tabloid browsers Macing themselves in the aisles.

Posted: 03-28-2008 12:13 PM by texanscheerleader
Posted: 03-28-2008 2:52 PM by Stazeykins

Wow, I remember a time when Matt Lauer was the most sought-after morning news hottie. Now his hair line's receding AND he's higher up on the unsexy list than Billy Ray Cyrus? What a shame. Should have put Brian Williams on the list instead.

Posted: 04-13-2008 7:08 PM by bob888

His smug arrogance earns him his spot here. 

Posted: 04-19-2008 7:47 PM by dandbear

oh, come on!

 Every year during the cheesy "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" week everyone of us is wishing, "Under my bed - PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted: 04-29-2008 8:38 PM by Little higs

 Matt is adorable! He is too sexy! I love him! You are just jealous!!

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