[76] JOEL OSTEENPENTECOSTAL PEST
An enabler for religious extremists like Mike Huckabee, this unusually creepy empire-building Bible thumper and his wife, Victoria, have turned the word of the Lord into a self-serving virus of positive thoughts and financial-planning advice. Oh, and he looks like a flesh robot made from the worst traits of Martin Short, Tony Robbins, and Steve Guttenberg.
Jesus Christ pass the collection plate and get this 'Mo some cosmetic surgery and a better boyfriend. Have you seen how hidious the wife is? Imagine the same sex FB? PUKE