[50] MARK ZUCKERBERGZOMBIE/VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF
It’s not just that Facebook sucks. In the wake of the embarrassing Beacon/privacy flap, Facebook is like the crazy ex-boyfriend who stalks you and posts nasty sleaze about you on the Internet. We blame “founder” Mark Zuckerberg, the Ivy League twerp, who may or may not have stolen Facebook’s source code from his Harvard classmates (the case is still tied up in a Boston Federal District Court), and who looks, not coincidentally, like he took a book in the face.