[22] JEFF CONAWAYHACK
Jeff’s had his troubles, no doubt about that. We saw the often enraged has-been puking and shuddering his way through the first episodes of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab, powered by his drug-diva distortion blues. Back in the day, Mr. Conaway was a devil-may-care rock-and-roll-ish rebel, and not a bad-looking dude (mind you, in sort of a Keith Richards–y way). But now . . . oh, dear. The ex–Taxi star looks more than a bit like the Reverend Jim Ignatowski.
And what kind of losers waste their time even watching a show like Celebrity Rehab?