[13] SAM LUTFIBRITNEY’S BÊTE NOIR
You can’t make this stuff up: a guy named Osama (“Sam” is just his nickname) swoops in and more or less kidnaps the biggest pop star on the planet, who also happens to be a suicidal, head-shaving mental patient. He allegedly drugs her, cuts her phone lines, calls her a whore and an unfit mother (well . . . ), then pimps her out to the gazillion paparazzi stationed outside her mansion door. “If you try to get rid of me,” he reportedly told Brit’s mom, “she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.” All from a guy who makes Phil Spector look like Captain Kangaroo.
And where's Phil Spector on this list? And doesn't OJ make it this year, considering his 3-Stooges attempt to steal "back" that sports memorabilia?
"Sam" was very popular in a chain of clubs called "Waterworks" until his cash was shut off. Hmmm - at least we know he was not after Ms B's box -- just her box of checks!