100 Unsexiest | Repeat Offenders | Worst of Breed

009 Eliot Spitzer

[9] ELIOT SPITZER
THE LUV GUV

Oh, Client 9: what big ears you have! And you know what they say, right? The bigger a man’s ears . . . the more he spends on hookers! The ex-governor wasn’t exactly a New York sex symbol, even when he was beating the pants off Wall Street crooks. Now that the FBI’s got his pay-to-lay madame on a wiretap calling him “difficult” and revealing his predilection for riding bareback with prostitutes, it’s safe to say that he’s significantly reduced his potential partner pool to a handful of revenge-seeking men looking for payback in cellblock D.

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Posted: 03-27-2008 4:24 PM by dani1292

What (or should I say, who) some people do for some cash these days... Gross D:

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Posted: 03-28-2008 1:43 PM by Stazeykins

This guy should have been closer to number one on the list. Total scumbag.

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Posted: 03-31-2008 6:39 PM by ohiojh

Holy heck--how in the world, even for a lage sum of money, would any woman sleep with this piece of trash. He deserves to Pedigreed through a coffee table. What a complete, total douchebag who deserves, in all truth, to have never been de-virginized.