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The 100 unsexiest men in the world

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Who would Scarlett least like to be with?

By: BILL JENSEN & RYAN STEWART
5/1/2006 10:26:14 PM

UNSEXIEST: Gottfried may have been the best at telling the Welcome to the first installment of ThePhoenix.com's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World. After pouring through thousands of photographs, millions of frames of movies and TV shows, the staff at thephoenix.com has compiled a list of the least sexy males on the planet.

1. Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.

2. Randy Johnson: If he couldn't throw a ball 100 miles per hour, Johnson would be wearing a wife beater and getting hauled into a squad car on Cops. Could you imagine the nights when he pitched to Otis Nixon?

3. Roger Ebert: Yes, he lost all that weight. Yes, you still wouldn't fuck him.

4. Dr. Phil: Being a know-it-all is never sexy. Being a know-it-all who is also a bald-headed prick is downright horrid.


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5. Alan Colmes: Not really fair, since he's got to sit next to brown shirt-stud Hannity each night. But Colmes - lazy eye, unkept hair, droopy features - has a face made for radio. Pirate radio. Garr!!

6. Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music.

7. Mike Mills: You'd want to talk music with the bassist from REM. Sleep with? Not unless you're trying to get to Pete Buck.

KROEGER: You know he'd want to listen to his music in bed . . .8. Osama Bin Laden: Power is sexy (notice how Dick Cheney isn't on the list). But a 6'5", no-vertical-leap mass murdering douche bag is not getting any style points.

9. Jay Leno: "It would be like having sex with a banana, but not in a good way," was what one of our staffers remarked about the fruit-headed comic.

10. Don Imus: "It would be like having sex with an old leather bag, but not in a good way," was what the same staffer remarked about the bag of skin and bones.

11. Michael Jackson: What happens when an ugly JC Penny manequin has sex with Pogo, the clown identity of serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

12. Wallace Shawn: Even if you're attracted to his rounded dome, how can anyone get past that nasally lisp?

13.  Mike D. of the Beastie Boys: We hate to do this. But the sickly looking Beastie "did it like this, did it like that, did it with a wiffle ball bat . . . because no one would want to get within three feet of him naked.

14. Richard Simmons: Words don't do it justice.

15. Jon Lovitz: Bald, annoying, unfunny, and hair in the all the wrong places. For all we know, he was running through the cast of League of Their Own. But we doubt it.

16. Carrot Top: Sheer obnoxiousness necessitates his placement on this list.

17. Jerry Seinfeld: This is for everyone who has ever yelled at the TV when Jerry brought home another model on Seinfeld.

18. Malcolm Gladwell: The Tipping Point.

19. Chevy Chase: He got unfunny with age. Then he got ugly.

20. Raffi: Maybe it's his proffession. But no one surveyed, man or woman, could think of any situation in which they would bed down with him.

21. Ron Howard: He was cute as Opie, passable as Richie, but now as Ron Howard, he's just plain weird-looking. Especially with a beard.

22. Clint Howard: Ron's younger, balder, and weirder-looking brother. Yes, weirder looking than Ron Howard.

23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently made a deal with the devil – 'You can have $60 billion, but you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'"

24. Paul Shaffer: The bic'd look does not work for everyone, plus he makes all those crazy faces while he plays.

UNFORGETTABLE: Axl's VMA appearance may not have prevented him from getting any groupies, but it does earn him a spot on this list25. Axl Rose: I mean . . . did you see the 2003 VMAs?

26. Tim Burton: He's got the Robert Smith hair coupled with a mighty hunch. Yet he's dating Helena Bonham Carter.

27. Edward James Olmos: Remember season one of South Park? When Kenny was a zombie, everyone assumed it was an Edward James Olmos costume. Wonder why.

28. Gerard Way (from My Chemical Romance): Luckiest dude since Ringo. Or at the very least, since D12.


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What about Frank Beamer, head coach of Virgina Tech. Google him, he has a serious appendage on his face.

POSTED BY dotcompadre AT 03/30/06 2:21 PM

Chad Kroeger UNsexy??? You got to be kidding!-- he defines the word sexy! He's like a Greek God. I get goosebumps just watching him! Who's opinion is this anyways, a man's??? And since when is a multiplatinum band considered the worst?! This article is completely ridiculous, immature, and disrespectful.

POSTED BY stumped AT 04/01/06 12:44 AM

Wow, Chad Kroeger's publicist posts here?

POSTED BY rst AT 04/01/06 12:54 PM

Frank Beamer's scarred face is the result of an accident, not genetics. I think he's attractive for an older guy.

POSTED BY vamtngal AT 04/03/06 8:24 PM

Frank Beamer's scarred face is the result of an accident, not genetics. I think he's attractive for an older guy.

POSTED BY vamtngal AT 04/03/06 8:24 PM

Clay Aiken unsexy? On what planet is this guy not sexy? //news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Clay-Aiken-Embarks-on-JOYFUL-NOISE-2005-Tour-2.jpg //www.pittsburghsymphony.org/pghsymph.nsf/graphics/Clay+Aiken/$file/clayaiken.jpg

POSTED BY kaboom AT 04/04/06 1:31 AM

Sure I watched VMAs1993.....I watched it hundreds of time because I can't get enough to see how pretty & hot is W.AXL ROSE!!!!!!! Who wrote all this b....shit list must be just a poor jealous bastard!!!!!!!

POSTED BY Wild Rose AT 04/04/06 2:19 AM

I think that CLAY AIKEN is definitely THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!! Apparently the writer of this article has never attended a Clay concert or has really analyzed Clay's beauty on TV or Clay's star quality in his photo shoots.

POSTED BY clayaikenrulez1 AT 04/04/06 2:37 AM

#1. Conan O'Brien. How the hell did you miss this obvious first choice. Gilbert Gottfried is uber sexy next to this homely bowl of Ewww!

POSTED BY Jake AT 04/04/06 5:13 AM

Roger Ebert has cancer of the mouth. Shame on you. And Clay Aiken rules.

POSTED BY robtcoll AT 04/04/06 6:08 AM

OMG, the ClayMates have struck! Nothing like an angry middle aged woman with an inappropriate crush on an imaginary singer to generate some ire.

POSTED BY RandomHookup AT 04/04/06 8:13 AM

For the most part this list is right on...but totally unfair to some! Let the people vote! How could one miss STEVE BUSCEMI? I love to watch him act but COME ON! He ain't that sexy!

POSTED BY shipsatsea AT 04/04/06 9:28 AM

I'm surprised to see there aren't more Jon Lovitz defenders.

POSTED BY rst AT 04/04/06 9:53 AM

Middle-aged fans? You pick that up at the cliche store? I can't speak for the others who posted but I'm 19 and I think Clay is HOT.

POSTED BY kaboom AT 04/04/06 12:42 PM

Axl Rose? Unsexy? erm... well he may of let go of himself slightly in recent years, but Axl in the 80's is the hottest thing EVER. Surely that must be enough to keep him out of any such list??? Basically Axl is hot. And even if he has weird braids and stuff these days, I'd still have him ^.^

POSTED BY fenderstrat AT 04/04/06 12:46 PM

I was so shocked by seeing Clay Aiken on there that I didn't pay attention to the rest of the list. You're also VERY wrong about Chad Kroeger, Chris Kattan, Lyle Lovett, and Robert Patrick. All of them are sex-ay

POSTED BY kaboom AT 04/04/06 1:04 PM

Gerard Way...unsexy? Are you kidding? Have a look on sites like buzznet.com for pics and their comments. A LOT of comments about how sexy he is. And how is Marilyn Manson not on there?

POSTED BY usedromance AT 04/04/06 5:15 PM

What does a fella have to do to get on this list???....I'm as unsexy as they come...Ever since I was 10, I told my parents I wanted to get into broadcasting....They said I should, that I've always had a great face for radio

POSTED BY Unsexy AT 04/04/06 6:22 PM

Oh come now, certainly next to Conan O'Brien (which I agree should be #1) is #2: Steve Buscemi! Great actor, horrible features!

POSTED BY pro_amateur AT 04/04/06 8:01 PM

How could anyone miss the unsexy Prez Bush?

POSTED BY pro_amateur AT 04/04/06 8:09 PM

OMG OMG GERARD is sooo frikin HOT how did he evn get on dat list!?! omg if one person make dat up...dey r gonna pay! Gee is so sexy he is so adorable!!!!some people need to open their view on Gee and visit fan sites (buzznet.com) and CHANGE THIER MINDS NOW!!! btw buzznet is da best music fan site ever!!!Wo00o0o0 GO THE GOTHS

POSTED BY gerard_way_obsessed!! AT 04/05/06 12:20 AM

Bill Jensen & Ryan Stewart (the writers of this list) are little cum bubbles. 2 little bubbles that their parents wished they had captured with a condom. Guys judging guys on sexiness, that’s totally sexy…NOT! Chad Kroeger is hot in my book. P.S. – Ryan & Bill – get fucked! Try a female, you guys might like it :)

POSTED BY silver AT 04/05/06 1:17 AM

LMAO. I love the comment about the people who wrote the articles being little cum bubbles. At any rate. Arguing the list is pointless, as everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I thought it was funny, and nicely done. Now. Gerard Way. He is only "sexy" with make up on. Have you seen him without make up? It it THE MOST hideous thing ever. So all of the people who are ranting about him, check out those pictures and tell me he's still sexy. Clay Aiken. He really isn't sexy. He's like... The kind of cute that makes you go "Awwww... Wait, what is it?" But he's definitely not sexy. Chad Kroeger. I don't know. He has his moments where he's attractive, but yes, for the most part, he's unsexy.

POSTED BY hahaha_this_article_rocked AT 04/05/06 8:35 AM

Ok...there is 1 major problem with this list, 2 GUYS WROTE IT! Why are 2 guys writing the "100 most unsexy men list"?? That's just wrong, and it's the reason why the list is so flawed. Next time, let a girl in on it. P.S. Right on about Clay Aiken, he is god-awful ugly.

POSTED BY dsmgirl AT 04/05/06 1:36 PM

How can you not put MARC ANTHONY on the list.He's the most ugly disgusting looking thing,not to mention zombie looking man on the planet.

POSTED BY lisa AT 04/05/06 3:20 PM

Dr.Phil are you kidding me what a manly man. I love him. Chad Kroeger is hot also. I agree with Clay Aiken yuck and thank goodness GW wasn't on there. He's also a sexy man!!!!

POSTED BY buckeyesrule AT 04/05/06 5:26 PM

I'd give my right arm for one night with Chad Kroeger. He is such a HUNK!

POSTED BY dreamer AT 04/05/06 11:07 PM

---------------#####---------------- ---------------#####---------------- HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT GERARD WAY IS UNSEXY!! YOU f**KERS!! ---------------#####---------------- ---------------#####----------------

POSTED BY the_pills_counteract_the_booze AT 04/05/06 11:21 PM

i think the list is pretty good. and i'm shocked by how many females actually think the nickelback guy is attractive. he definitely deserves to be on the list. and i think nickelback should even have it's own place on this list. they're that disgusting. and i have a few others that i think should be on here.. Steve Buscemi: (i agree with who suggested it earlier) Roberto Benigni Quentin Tarantino: love is movies.. but he's hideous Randy Jackson Sheldon Williams: i hate duke enough as it is.. but looking at him seriously makes me want to vomit.

POSTED BY shimiedown AT 04/05/06 11:59 PM

<H1> AE U SERIOUS, GERARD NOT SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GUYS ARE RETARDS HE IS LIKE ONE THE MOST SEXY GUYS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SOME OF THE MOST UGLY MEN ISNT LISTED WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GERARD IS SO HOT!!!!! AND IF HE IS SO UNSEXY THEM WHY DOES EVERY1 WANT HIM??? GIVE U GUYS SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

POSTED BY sexy-dark-angeleyes AT 04/06/06 12:03 AM

to clear up my last comment (because i clearly needed commas): Steve Buscemi, Roberto Benigni, Quentin Tarantino, Randy Jackson, and Sheldon Williams.... all... hideous

POSTED BY shimiedown AT 04/06/06 12:04 AM

what the fuck! Gerard is sexy.i guess people have bad taste in dudes. Gerard Way is the nicest guys ever. he is hot/sexy/cute/fine. i don't know the hell you are talking about.are are a dam poster.MCR rocks,and Gerard too. you need some taste.Gerard has a freakin baby face.He is so freakin sexy.and i know my friends will stand up 4 me!

POSTED BY blackmariah AT 04/06/06 12:12 AM

oh no! u better be playing with me. Gerard Way is so sexy with eyeliner and with out.u r proply jealous of Gerard,u wish u had him.can u see,cause i think you can't. Guys with eyeliner r hot and without makeup.you so need some taste.i don't know who u r,but u better keep your mouth shut,cause all they MCR LOVERS will get your ass.

POSTED BY blackmariah AT 04/06/06 12:28 AM

Proof positive that us guys haven't a clue. Next time let's ask the ladies, unless you guys are closet ladies, in which case, I apologize.

POSTED BY Jake AT 04/06/06 3:40 AM

Brad Pitt has BO and bad hygiene??? He also showed he has bad taste when he switched to Angeline from Jennifer!!

POSTED BY rncasey03 AT 04/06/06 8:36 AM


POSTED BY Kathmak898 AT 04/06/06 9:48 AM

Honestly, what is wrong with you? Are you blind? If you think that Robert Patrick is one of the UN-sexiest men, you should try talking to a few women. You might actually learn that many of us think he is the hottest thing around. To include him on the same list as Alan Colmes? How insulting. Gimme a break.

POSTED BY Kathmak898 AT 04/06/06 9:51 AM

Forgot: Burt Reynolds, Tom Cruise (how did we not notice before?), Geraldo Rivera, Karl Rove, Bachelor Bob Guinness (like an awkward, desperate, fumbling drunk teen trying to makeout for the first time), HUGH HEFNER (sick!), DONALD TRUMP, is that Robin Williams? (it should be), Sharon Stone (whoops, that's a woman).

POSTED BY chamba AT 04/06/06 10:47 AM

You clearly don't know what in the world you're talking about. How could you include Tom from MySpace on this list?! Those pictures on the site don't do him justice. And sure, he's gained some weight since high school, but once you get to know him he is ultraHOT! You guys must be jealous...

POSTED BY buffalo AT 04/06/06 1:28 PM

Those who have already weighed in - you're right - it's just wrong for men to be coming up with this list - and for those men - sexy isn't about just looks - it comes from the eyes and heart of a man. Men like James Gandolfini can get away with roles that have them bedding women because they have something about their character that women tap into. Unfortunately for men - it's all visual. I have to say - Clay Aiken epitomizes the sexiness that comes with the soul of a man. Of course you can't see it - you're looking at the outer package (which I happen to like anyway). And, for the record, I've seen Robert Redford up close and personal and that's pretty scary for someone who thought he looked like a greek god.

POSTED BY anna AT 04/06/06 6:28 PM

I cant believe they put clay aikien on there. he is so hot! and gerald way! hes is so hot 2 after he lost weight on the tour.

POSTED BY Gerald _Way AT 04/06/06 6:47 PM

Donald trump should be on the unsexiest men list.Who would find him attractive and thank u for putting michael jackson on there!

POSTED BY Gerald _Way AT 04/06/06 6:49 PM

You are not authorities on sexy guys! Sorry. Takes a woman to judge that. So get Clay Aiken off that list. He's totally HOT! You have to see him in person to understand the magic. He's totally cool and knows how to work his understated sexuality. He's a sweetheart and bonds with his audience. And don't even allude to the BS from the porno star spreading insane stuff about Clay to try to promote some dumb movie. Clay is too classy to even comment on that crap.

POSTED BY Carol AT 04/06/06 7:58 PM

You really should have just asked Scarlett. I mean look at Brett! He was no Robert Redford either but he was considered very hot in his time. You know what they say about big ears!

POSTED BY Jake AT 04/06/06 8:54 PM

Guys should not be doing this list at all, it should be the women since they know who's got the spark and who doesn't. I love Clay Aiken and Dr. Phil. You got it right with Michael Jackson but you know, different strokes for different folks. I repeat what others have said, Clay Aiken has a magnetic personality that attracts females like a moth to a flame. Get over it, we know HOT when we see it!!!

POSTED BY Susan AT 04/06/06 10:23 PM

Guys should not be doing this list at all, it should be the women since they know who's got the spark and who doesn't. I love Clay Aiken and Dr. Phil. You got it right with Michael Jackson but you know, different strokes for different folks. I repeat what others have said, Clay Aiken has a magnetic personality that attracts females like a moth to a flame. Get over it, we know HOT when we see it!!!

POSTED BY Susan AT 04/06/06 10:23 PM

Joe Walsh not sexy? Have you ever seen this man play guitar? From his days in the James Gang (circa 1968-1971) through his solo career straight on through his tenure with the Eagles (past and present), whenever he starts smoking leads on his guitar, he exudes sensuality. His playing gives me a freaking hard-on, or a nip-on if you prefer. You really need to sometimes base your articles on the basis that some of your readers are over the age of 25.

POSTED BY mizb AT 04/06/06 11:19 PM


POSTED BY Mary AT 04/06/06 11:32 PM

I just don't understand how Meat Loaf Aday got on this list. He is very sexy at 58 yrs. He looks better now than when he started. More mature looking now I guess. If I had my chance you better belive I'd do him.

POSTED BY Mary AT 04/06/06 11:34 PM

Ok, dude... I don't agree with all your choices, but hey beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but, how could you not have Lyle Lovit at the very peak of your top 100. The guy can sing and write a mean county song, hell he even bedded Julia Roberts, but I squint each time I look at a picture of him to keep my eyes from ejecting themselves from their sockes and running away and donating themselves to science.

POSTED BY BlackhardtedRaven AT 04/06/06 11:55 PM

Clay Aiken is incredibly sexy . . . and as to his sexuality, what about George Clooney? Have people not yet realized he's gay. Also, robtcoll must be jealous.

POSTED BY cliffie AT 04/07/06 6:04 AM

OK what the HELL is Gerard way doing on this list!??! je ne comprends pas!!!!

POSTED BY searchanddestroy AT 04/07/06 8:06 AM

I have heard of more of the foul language words you use than the men you list. Sad, on both counts.

POSTED BY am AT 04/07/06 10:12 AM

Chad Kroeger is the hottest, most sexy man on the entire planet....probably in the whole univers!!! I'd give anything to spend some quality time with him!!! So therefore I now realize that this was made, only to check peoples reaction. In fact, you two are probably totally crazy about Chad and would looovveee to run your fingers thru his gorgeous hair, just like the rest of us! BTW, it would be interesting to see what YOU look like!

POSTED BY Raff1511 AT 04/07/06 12:50 PM

I can't believe you don't have the entire Bush administration on the list. I would include the females because they look and act angry, uptight, self-righteous and devoid of humor like their male companions.

POSTED BY trossa AT 04/07/06 4:19 PM

Firstly, Howard Stern should have been on this list; and Secondly, Clay Aiken should never have been on this list. He oozes sex appeal in an unassuming way.

POSTED BY deb AT 04/07/06 11:46 PM

I beg to differ on the evaluation of Ralph Nader # 94 of America's unsexiest. HE'S THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN IN AMERICA! I wish he'd wrap his long arms around me!

POSTED BY gabrielina AT 04/08/06 1:37 AM

Chad Kroeger is the hottest and his band kick asses!!!!

POSTED BY nepenthe AT 04/08/06 5:55 AM

Good to see you giving your shout-out for Joe, mizb! Mike Mills of REM not sexy? The man's intelligent, articulate, unassuming, amazingly talented and cute as can be. Not sexy? The man's HOT!

POSTED BY Junie AT 04/08/06 8:30 AM

First of all ... men commenting on men's sexiness? Sorry to tell you, but you are NOT qualified to make those types of judgements. It is obvious that you do not have the first clue about what a woman finds sexy! Secondly ... you could not be more WRONG about Chad Kroeger! He oozes sexuality out of every pore of his being. Watching him perform is ogasmic! His voice is hypnotic! His passion is contagious! He is the definition of sexy! Third ... Nickelback is a kick ass rock band ... but idiots like yourself judge them based only on what is played on the radio, which barely scratches the surface of their musical genius!

POSTED BY ChadsLoveSlave AT 04/08/06 1:21 PM

From one of the "over 25's" (I'm 30)... I'm sorry, but Chad Kroeger just doesn't do it for me. Why not add the repulsive Tom Cruise to the list? On the other hand, Joe Walsh and Robert Patrick are *hardly* unsexy! Walsh looks damn good, especially for late-50's, and Patrick is just hot. Enough said. :)

POSTED BY Melanie AT 04/08/06 1:26 PM

Chad Kroeger is gorgeous!!!!!!!!! And if NB's music is the worst why are they on the top of the rock charts???? This list clearly was made to attract attention to this site (Kerrang copycatters!)

POSTED BY lovesick AT 04/09/06 1:06 AM

Ok some I agree with, some I don't. But what about Gene Simmons of KISS? I mean yeah because he was lead singer of THE band he got a lot of attention. But AFTER he took the make-up off? Yikes!

POSTED BY Kiala AT 04/09/06 11:39 AM

You're dead wrong! Clay Aiken and Chad Kroeger DO NOT belong on this list. Get yourselves to one of their concerts and then maybe you you'll realize what 1000'S of women already know. These two are HOT!!!

POSTED BY mceachm AT 04/09/06 2:26 PM

HOW CAN YOU SAY GERARD WAY IS AN UNSEXY MAN??????? HE IS LIKE ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN EVER!!!!! (WITH OR WITHOUT MAKEUP, DOESN'T MATTER!) THATS JUST CRAZINESS!!!

POSTED BY Chelsa AT 04/09/06 9:48 PM

First I thought this was a list of the 100 sexiest men in the world, but then I saw you didn't have Clay Aiken as #1. When you make up that list, I expect to see him there! ;)

POSTED BY maggie AT 04/10/06 12:08 AM

Chad Kroeger...c'mon...you got your lists screwed up...he is totally hot, someone doesn't seem to like Chad from the sounds of it.

POSTED BY robbsong AT 04/10/06 7:05 AM

Or is jealous, from the sounds of it!

POSTED BY robbsong AT 04/10/06 7:08 AM

First of all, Nickelback is NOT "the worst band since the dawn of music." Not at all. Maybe Chad isn't the hottest guy on the planet, but he definately doesn't belong on this list. And have you heard his voice? Beautiful.

POSTED BY utbutterfly03 AT 04/10/06 4:38 PM

First of all, Kevin federline should be #1. Second saying that 'power' is sexy under osama is a truly tasteless thing to do. Is she seriously saying she would consider dick cheney over Tim burton? And so first reason she does not like osama is his height? What is with her? Oh, and who is she to comment on Tim's relationship. Well, hate to tell you this darling but that is none of your business. Some people see people for more than just their haircut.and ok, if you don't find gerard way sexy, fine you are entitled to your opinion. but what pissed me off was saying he was the luckiest guy since d-12. this coming from a chick who can barely move her face. Gerard worked like hell to get where he is, and he is not rich. It was not luck, it was providence. Why is it this girl thinks that once people compliment her, it would be ok to put 200 people, a large amount with a hundred times more worth than her, down. Oh, and don't tell me scarlet's life is hectic if she can find the time to list and comment on 200 men she would not fancy having sex with. Yes, we know you're a movie star, and no, we don't care.

POSTED BY JohnnynotSid AT 04/11/06 9:29 PM

JohnnynotSid: this wasn't written by Scarlett...and it's only 100 guys. This list was written by two guys which is probably why some guys are on this list who don't deserve to be...if that makes sense. Anyway, that's creepy that two guys have found the time to write a list on 100 so-called 'unsexy' men. The men on this list have made a name for themselves and are successfull. Which is more than I can say for the boys who made this list up. Sad. The guy who I think doesn't deserve to be on this list is Gerard Way. He is NOT unsexy. I know you're not judging on personality or anything, but this man has been through shit to get to where he is. You guys obviously don't have much of a life. So next time find something else to do, rather than rate other men.

POSTED BY threecheers AT 04/12/06 2:24 AM

I spelt successful wrong in that last comment.....sorry it was annoying me lol

POSTED BY threecheers AT 04/12/06 2:25 AM

hi

POSTED BY brokencitysky AT 04/12/06 7:04 AM

sorry, that was a test

POSTED BY brokencitysky AT 04/12/06 7:05 AM

Chad Kroeger........Wow, I would say that he is THE MOST ATTRACTIVE man that I have ever seen on T.V. Also, his music is amazing. I could watch their music videos all day long. Chad Kroeger's eyes and his demeanor are amazing. I also love his hair. I have never met the guy in person, but I can honestly say that I am more impressed by him and his band and their music, than by any other musician or band that I have ever heard, and I am 37 years old.

POSTED BY imright AT 04/12/06 6:37 PM

I have to agree 100% with imright's comments regarding Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. Chad is the hottest male singer/songwriter/producer/male human being I have ever seen. I love him and his band. I just recently had the pleasure of seeing NB in concert at Bobcat's Arena in North Carolina and was blown away by how great they were LIVE! Chad Kroeger does not need to be on your list of unsexy men. What an insult to a very talented, handsome man. On the contrary: He should be at #1 on the "Most Sexy Men Alive" poll. Chad you are HOT no matter what anyone says. Listen to your fans, not some jerk offs.

POSTED BY MostBeautifulOne AT 04/13/06 5:58 PM

John Clayton IS ESPN's #1 football information man. He's plenty sexy in my book.

POSTED BY greentree AT 04/13/06 7:47 PM

How anyone could say that Chad Kroeger is unsexy is beyond me! His voice alone makes him EXTREMELY sexy! Plus the fact that he's in a hugely talented band just adds to the sex appeal!

POSTED BY KroegerFan AT 04/16/06 5:38 PM

How could you not add Steven Tyler to your list. Has got to be the ugliest man on earth!

POSTED BY NanaGarwood AT 04/16/06 8:31 PM

Larry King

POSTED BY CCWSI AT 04/17/06 1:32 AM

Obviously, Bill & Ryan are latent homosexuals, because this reads like The Top 100 UnSexy To Gay Men List. Otherwise, this list has no validity whatsoever. How could 2 straight men ever hope to determine what women find sexy in other men??? When they include Pop/Rock icons like Mike Mills, Scott Stapp, Chad Kroeger & Clay Aiken, they prove that they have no clue in the universe what turns women on. Bill & Ryan = GayLovers!

POSTED BY pattysfirst AT 04/17/06 6:34 AM

why didnt hillary clinton make the list?......i refuse to believe these ridiculas rumors that hillary is actually a woman.

POSTED BY spasmolytic AT 04/17/06 7:07 AM

Brad Has BO? never really liked him anyway, I don't think CHad Kroeger should be on the list. Very Glad K-Fed is on the list, Michael Jackson (dead on pick), why isn't Kobi Bryant on the list, why isn't George Bush on the list

POSTED BY Jasmine AT 04/17/06 7:33 AM

Who can forget Willem Dafoe. If Frank Beamer is accident related then Seal most certainly should be on this list with the tribal scars

POSTED BY PeopleH8R AT 04/17/06 8:21 AM

WHAT??No David Wells, manny ramirez, or Big Sloppy?? Gee, I wonder where thephoenix.com is from...Oh, yes, BOSTON!! Well, lets not forget Carl Yasztremski, Pokey Reese, Julian Tavarez, and Jonathon "Pig Nose" Papelbon. Honorary to Al "I love those Mets" Nipper. You guys are funny. Next You will say Derek Jeter cannot get a date.

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POSTED BY TamMJackson AT 04/17/06 2:39 PM

Tony Kornheiser is not unsexy. Really, whats wrong with uncles? There are many hot uncles out there.

POSTED BY TamMJackson AT 04/17/06 2:40 PM

Osama Bin Laden may be all those things, but he does have something that you don't (besides money): Three wives!

POSTED BY turtle Richard AT 04/17/06 3:30 PM

To clear up some confusion, the byline should read "compile by Bill Jensen and Ryan Stewart), as they took votes from hundreds of people, both male and female, to compile the list. They simply put it in order based on feedback and wrote the blurbs.

POSTED BY editor AT 04/17/06 5:24 PM

What about the whole Detroit Pistons starting 5?

POSTED BY felipe AT 04/17/06 6:41 PM

Not for nothin', but aren't some of the women here who're saying that two guys have no place commenting on other guys' sexiness the same women who get annoyed when guys won't admit that Johnny Depp or whoever is a good-looking dude? Which is it? You can't have it both ways.

POSTED BY siko AT 04/17/06 7:59 PM

Why ISN'T Cheney on the list? And WHY are Imus, O'Reilly & Lieberman as low as they are? Give them the negative recognition that they deserve in the future!

POSTED BY retched AT 04/17/06 8:56 PM

How about these people maybe they might have been on the list five or 10 years ago. Like former UMass college basketball coach John Calapari, great coach to the Minutemen to the final four in 1996 and almost made it this year with Memphis but nearly all coaches or managers are very unsexy unless they are in their early 30's. Or maybe soon to axed talk show host Jimmy Kimmel. I can't believe that Sarah Silverman is dated him. Or how about Dan Rather in my opinion definitly one of most sexiest man of all-time especially with his "dumbo" ears. Just a thought for future "unsexy" list.

POSTED BY cartman2002 AT 04/17/06 9:19 PM

LEE RAYMOND deserves to be at the head of the list. He may have half a billion dollars but it wouldn't be worth it. //www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/000883.html

POSTED BY Maezeppa AT 04/17/06 10:04 PM

Where is Andy Rooney????????? Can you imagine having sex with him? Dude, the eyebrows alone are enough to make me hurl. Great job on Countdown tonight. //raghag-diva.blogspot.com/

POSTED BY RagHag Diva AT 04/17/06 10:37 PM

Where is Andy Rooney????????? Can you imagine having sex with him? Dude, the eyebrows alone are enough to make me hurl. Great job on Countdown tonight. //raghag-diva.blogspot.com/

POSTED BY RagHag Diva AT 04/17/06 10:37 PM

I seen Nickelback in concert last month- it was the best best band I ever heard live. The lead singer is gorgeous! I don't understand why you put him on list.

POSTED BY sara AT 04/17/06 11:13 PM

How can you leave off the three asexual minions: GW Bush, Rumsfeld and Cheney--oh, and add their cadaverous-faced buddy, Tom DeLay. Leave Roger Ebert alone; he's a really nice guy. One last one: I find Lyle Lovett EXTREMELY sexy even though he isn't handsome in the orthodox sense.

POSTED BY Patty AT 04/18/06 12:11 AM

you missed some of the most obvious ... Chris "Tweety Bird" Matthews ...almost a twin of Rush's And that damn bowtie: Tucker Carlson (sex with him ..for males it would be pedophelia ..same for females..probably tells same kind of jokes that 10 year old boys snicker at) Al Franken, Bill Mahr, Ron Howard, Roger Ebert ..don't deserve to be on the list ... they all have a sweetness and generousity in them that probably make them wonderful lovers .. on the other hand, Michael Jordan, Bill O'Reilly, limbaugh, Tom DeLay, Rick Santifieshimself ...deserve the top ten all to themselves!

POSTED BY moonbatlulu AT 04/18/06 12:21 AM

oops ... I did not mean to mention Michael Jordan.... must have been upset over Tweety Bird and Bowtie not being on the list! Michael Jackson ... he deserves the top five spots all to himself .. sorry, mr jordan

POSTED BY moonbatlulu AT 04/18/06 12:24 AM

You forgot James Carvelle- the ragin cajun. The word reptilian comes to mind

POSTED BY pinemountain AT 04/18/06 12:55 AM

OK Gerard Way is attractive, Clay Aiken is gross, Kevin Federline should be #1, and who the crap is defending Dr. Phil? He makes me wish I had no eyes, ears, or comprehension.

POSTED BY idontlikeyou625 AT 04/18/06 12:59 AM

micheal schiavo... yikes! don't fall asleep afterward! does the phrase feeding tube ring a bell!

POSTED BY pinemountain AT 04/18/06 1:01 AM

O,k. last but not least... Michael(can I have gravy on that?) Moore

POSTED BY pinemountain AT 04/18/06 1:09 AM

What's the deal, guys? Jews are ugly? Half the guys on your list are Jewish.

POSTED BY tim AT 04/18/06 1:09 AM

Howard Stern is the most repulsive ameoba on the planet,besides, he really thinks he is hot..how stupid is that? why was he overlooked?

POSTED BY pinemountain AT 04/18/06 1:14 AM

Here's an unsexy man: Ann Coulter.

POSTED BY Bob Dole's Peanut Butter AT 04/18/06 1:14 AM

Can't believe you put bill maher on the list...ummm maybe thats why you don't know squat about women not only is he sexy, smart and taking politics down a peg every chance he gets, he also dates TONS of hot women,....so don't hate the player hate the game...y'all just playa hatin'

POSTED BY beaglelee AT 04/18/06 1:20 AM

Ann Coulter has beauty and brains.. if you want to get political ,how about Teresa (wash me first i look dirty) Heinze - Kerry and throw in her goober looking husband too

POSTED BY pinemountain AT 04/18/06 1:20 AM

All right ,last one and i am going to bed...Ted (no thanks I'll take a taxi) Kennedy

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POSTED BY Heather AT 04/18/06 1:37 AM

A pretty inclusive list, but you forgot a few names-- Ariel Sharon (a big murderous blob), Scott McClellan (whiny, uptight and has the worst job in the world), and "Vito" from the Sopranos (he may have lost a lot of weight, but he still waddles like a penguin but without the smart tux).

POSTED BY Heather AT 04/18/06 1:40 AM

How could you forget Tom DeLay????? He is about as slimy as one gets. I actually think that he's a cockroach in human form--pity that he didn't inhale his own insectacide a long time ago... Oh and Ann Coulter and Michelle Mailken-- two hateful, close-minded, vitriolic men in drag!

POSTED BY Heather AT 04/18/06 1:50 AM

Yeah, guys judging how sexy other guys are? Gimme a break! Ric Ocasek, Lyle Lovett, and Clay Aiken are all very sexy, whether they'd ever be the centerfold of Playgirl or not. As you said yourselves, it's not supposed to be a matter of winning a beauty contest. (So how come 9 out of 10 guys on your list are fat, old, bald, ugly or some combination thereof?) I'd add Leo DiCaprio - a pretty face that does absolutely nothing to excite me. And the epitome of nice looks, buff bod, and ZERO sexiness: GEORGE W BUSH! ; Sandi

POSTED BY Sandi AT 04/18/06 1:56 AM

Isn't Pee Wee Herman creepy enough? Or is he just scary to 8 year old boys?

POSTED BY gig AT 04/18/06 5:57 AM

I'm amazed that Howard Stern isn't on this list. I mean - come on. He's FUGLY. And, oh so UNSEXY. And, unfortunately, not funny anymore.

POSTED BY Trim AT 04/18/06 7:35 AM

VP Cheney did not make the list?! He's balding, ugly, paunchy, beady eyed, crooked mouthed, black hearted evil incarnate - nothing sexy about that. And no Karl Rove? He's so UNsexy he makes me want to puke. And what about so of those fat actors on the "Sopranos"? Talk about UNsexy!

POSTED BY f AT 04/18/06 8:31 AM

Can't believe you left out the following: Snoop Dogg, David Spade, Elton John, Conan O'Brien, Robin Williams, Harrison Ford, and some of the rappers out there......

POSTED BY Parker AT 04/18/06 8:36 AM

I've been carrying a torch for Mr. Mike Mills of R.E.M. for twenty years or so--if no one else wants him, I'll be happy to take him home with me!! He's intelligent, socially and politically aware, creative, fun-loving and personable. And contrary to your poll, he cleans up pretty well too!

POSTED BY texarkanagirl AT 04/18/06 8:52 AM

Clay Aiken sexy? Maybe in Possum's Armpit or Bug Tussle. Those girls' gaydar is seriously malfunctioning? Cheney sexy? Ecccccch! And where are Bush and Rove? As for the clown who made the crack about Hillary Clinton, I'm not a big fan of the Senator from New York, but why is it that some males can't stand strong women?

POSTED BY Terry C AT 04/18/06 9:04 AM

Anyone who could possibly think Ann Coulter is hot has definite problems. You don't like Teresa Heinz Kerry - why? Because she's so much smarter than you are? And if anyone is a "goober", it's Bush - not John Kerry!

POSTED BY Terry C AT 04/18/06 9:18 AM


POSTED BY lovinchad AT 04/18/06 9:25 AM

Ok Chad Kroeger.. are you crazy??? Did you look at the picutre in this article? Hello SEXY SEXY SEXY. About Nickelback being the worst band since the dawn of music, has anyone seen them in concert? They are amazing, I can't wait to see them again. Canada is proud of Nickelback's success.

POSTED BY lovinchad AT 04/18/06 9:34 AM

The anus's! Gerard Way!! Why? Hes one of the hottest men alive!!

POSTED BY SubtleAsACarCrash AT 04/18/06 10:27 AM

Am I the ONLY one that sees that Clay Aiken is the love child of Mike Mills and some chick from Chapel Hill? Check the dates...its all adds up... and look at their pictures - separated at birth!

POSTED BY nobodybizness AT 04/18/06 11:57 AM

To me, George W. Bush should be #1. Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, Alberto Gonzalez were somehow left off the list (oh, and Tom Cruise). Clay Aiken is putrid, but my mother loves him.

POSTED BY Lori AT 04/18/06 12:05 PM

I totally agree with all of these! Though, sometimes a great sense of humour can be sexy... anywho. Chad Kruger. big ewwwww. lovinchad, you are mistaken, all of Canada is NOT proud of Nickelback. They'd be alright if their tracks were instrumental...maybe. I'm really not into the constipated, this-is-my-strained-mating-call-but-my-mom-thinks-its-sexy voice. good day.

POSTED BY poohphart AT 04/18/06 12:23 PM

What about Stephen Mindich??????

POSTED BY yru_staring AT 04/18/06 12:26 PM

I think the most beautiful and handsom man is Jesse L Martin and I can't wait until he does the movie Marvin Gaye he will knock every women socks off.

POSTED BY wilma AT 04/18/06 1:13 PM

Chad Kroeger - HOT, HOT, HOT!!! so is Nickelback Kevin James - oozes sex to me... he is supah hot and pretty darn funny!! I still think Chevy Chase is sexy too... Ron Howard - not sexy, but cute Al Franken - cute Nick Nolte - sexy back in the day.. even as recently as I Love Trouble Grady Little - reminds me of my Grampa so I like Grady... Jose Canseco - nice to look at but he's a dipshi+ and a whife beater

POSTED BY redsoxgirl AT 04/18/06 1:54 PM

Hilarious list, guys! The one thing I'd change? K-Fed should be number one for the following reason: He is as useful as a broken Batamax machine and is a complete waste of space. You know he smells like old cigarettes and moldy crotch, you just KNOW it. I have to say; even though I'm going to get shit for it, I'm glad Conan O'Brien isn't on your list. He's one of the sexiest men alive and it has nothing to do with his looks. Even if he was hideous (he's not), or if he looked and smelled like the bottom of an unwashed foot, with that intellect and that sense of humor, he'd still be sexy. (being 6'4" doesn't hurt) It takes much more than looks to be sexy. Look at all the people who are gushing about Clay Aiken. I don't see it, but to each his own, right?

POSTED BY bored@work AT 04/18/06 2:24 PM

How does Bill Wyman make #51 and Keith "Don't Tell Anyone But I Actually Died 20 Years Ago" Richards not make the list at ALL?!?!?! And don't get me started on The Mickster - those flesh flags he had flying at the Super Bowl weren't flabby enough to cover up his Char-pei face and scrawny old man butt! YUCK!!!!

POSTED BY pinkytoo AT 04/18/06 3:59 PM

Michael Jackson should be on the ugliest woman list.

POSTED BY mollysw AT 04/18/06 4:01 PM

Chad Kroeger is absolutely gorgeous!! He's got an amazing voice, breathtaking eyes and a charm and charisma that is to die for. They are awesome in concert. And have you seen Marianne? His fiancee... She's beautiful...There's no way she would be with an unsexy guy!

POSTED BY HavasuJ AT 04/18/06 4:37 PM

I met Don Imus last year and he is NOT unsexy! Rude to some, yes, but he has rugged good looks. After all, he's a 60-something cowboy whose lovely wife makes him eat right and live well.

POSTED BY Iknow1thing AT 04/18/06 6:30 PM

Where is James Carville? The "Ragin' Cajun" looks like a wart...

POSTED BY mike35iu AT 04/18/06 7:26 PM

CHAD KROEGER!!!! Are you guys nuts or just over 50 yrs old?!?!?! He is beautiful- those eyes and hair!! What about people like Arnold Swarznagger(cant spell it) or Warren Beatty, Woody Allen they should of been in the top 20.

POSTED BY rdncklvr24 AT 04/18/06 8:10 PM

Hello....Shouldn't Howard Stern be at the top of the list, the man looks like a vulture with hair and glasses, for pete's sake!

POSTED BY GaryHasFaith AT 04/18/06 8:27 PM

Anna speak for yourself. James Gandolfini is a balding, fat, ugly disgusting slob. I don't know what on Earth you have "tapped into". He can get away with roles bedding many women because men create and write these shows and their audiences are geared towards men, so it's about their fantasies where gross looking men get to bed hot chicks. If you notice soap operas, in which women are their core audience, the men are very good looking because we don't want to see fat, ugly men in love scenes. Also I don't care how much power Cheney has, he should have been on that list. Not only is he bald and ugly, he's a coward who received five deferments to avoid Vietnam. I'm sick of the fact that old, ugly men can be considered sexy, whereas women are seen as over-the-hill the minute they turn 30. Unfortunately pathetic women like Anna contribute to making fat, ugly men into sex symbols.

POSTED BY Laura AT 04/18/06 9:46 PM

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen on the Internet...how can u call people ugly and actually come up with a list? Do you actually thing that physical beauty is a choice? I'm pretty sure that no one in their right mind would choose to be unatractive. And if they are, it is not their fault... In my opinion, what drove to come up with this list was pure jealousy.. And even if these people are physically unatractive, they are successful and a lot of them keep us entertained with their good sense of humor...

POSTED BY saywhat AT 04/18/06 10:46 PM

I can't believe that 2 fully grown men/boys have nothing better to do with their 6-figure incomes than write some ridiculous article demeaning other people. Chad Kroeger is a handsome looking man and a great talent. He also is involved in different charities etc. to give back. He has more charisma in his little finger than either of you two.

POSTED BY mrs.chad kroeger AT 04/18/06 11:55 PM

BURT REYNOLDS...have you seen him lately....whoa! and where's ROBERT DAVI, winner of the "my face was on fire and a clan of cavemen put it out with rakes"

POSTED BY swwing17 AT 04/19/06 2:25 AM

Jay Leno COULDN'T have topped out Michael Jackson and Michael Moore. Chad Kroeger is way sexier than Osama Bin Laden. Robert Patrick is a FOXY ASSED MAN. Dom Deluise should be a lot higher on this list. And his sons should be on it too. Becoming a billionaire in exchange for looking like a reptile isn't such a rough deal. :-)

POSTED BY celankenay AT 04/19/06 3:06 AM

***Just so you know, this list was made up by 2 men...Bill Jensen & Ryan Stewart, so I guess this is a list of who they would not have a gay affair with, or their so insecure about themselves they had to make a list of unsexy to make themselves feel better. It could be their attempt at bein funny, but like in ..96...laughing at your own jokes, blah blah. Im no Nickleback fan, but Im pretty sure that they have sold more CD's Than whatever these assholes publication they write for....fuck these hatin', sons of bitches....I just cant stand people cuttin' on folk just because they aint got nothin better to say.

POSTED BY John R. AT 04/19/06 4:59 AM

the ROLLING STONES!!!!! how could NONE of them not be on this list?!?! they look like the dead! the dead i tell you!!! the dead!!!!

POSTED BY NSF42 AT 04/19/06 5:53 AM

Mick Jagger!!!!

POSTED BY NSF42 AT 04/19/06 5:56 AM

Keith Richards!!!!!

POSTED BY NSF42 AT 04/19/06 5:57 AM

AAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!!!

POSTED BY NSF42 AT 04/19/06 5:57 AM

admit you were afraid to put bush or cheney on the list. chickenshits. odor or no, you're right about brad pitt. he isn't very attractive AND he's a sucky actor. what does angelina jolie see in him?

POSTED BY corrupt-gop AT 04/19/06 6:04 AM

saw your interview. you weaseled out by saying "some women find cheney attractive." a big neon sign that screamed "liar!" flashed over your head. do you know how many people you made threw up in their mouth?

POSTED BY corrupt-gop AT 04/19/06 6:11 AM

<i>I met Don Imus last year and he is NOT unsexy! Rude to some, yes, but he has rugged good looks. After all, he's a 60-something cowboy whose lovely wife makes him eat right and live well. POSTED BY Iknow1thing AT 04/18/06 6:30 PM</i> imus, is that you? pick a side and stop flip-flopping, you sorry suck up.

POSTED BY corrupt-gop AT 04/19/06 6:33 AM

I don't know how Howie Mandel ever made this list. Personally, I find him to be one of the sexiest men alive. I mean, seriously, he's good-looking, funny, charming, and very clean! I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

POSTED BY desdmona4othello AT 04/19/06 7:03 AM

Tommy Lee Jones, people. Tommy Lee Jones.

POSTED BY red_mn AT 04/19/06 7:34 AM

Hey, I hope this is a 2005 list!!! I know I just started a while back, but Chuck Lamb aka DEAD BODY GUY should be here somewhere. I hope to see my name on here next year!!! Dead is funny, but not too sexy. I KNOW everyone will agree. Chuck Lamb dbg@deadbodyguy.com

POSTED BY DBG AT 04/19/06 7:58 AM

what about-tommy-lee jones, kanyewest(arrogance is so NOT sexy, and that jaw/mouth eew!)phil collins, MarkAnthony-he should definately eat something-Maybe a slice of J-loz butt-

POSTED BY Tsotsi AT 04/19/06 8:32 AM

Haha,....Bill and Ryan are gay lovers. They have to be,..creating a list of all the famous people that wouldn't have a 3-way with the two of them. I think this is their way of revenge. Word of advice....don't either of you two hit on Chuck Norris or he'll end up roundhouse kicking both of you through a glass door. And Marilyn Manson isn't on this list because they were able to get their 3-way with him. I am suprised however to see Michael Jackson on here,....I thought for sure he would have given it up to them too....

POSTED BY trucroscruw AT 04/19/06 9:56 AM

you didnt add gary coleman,he`s on american idol right now isnt he going by the name "paris"?

POSTED BY seven AT 04/19/06 1:52 PM

This list has one BIG mistake on it... Gerard Way is beyond HOT with or without makeup..he's been through alot and still looks younger then his age..If you go to any site with Gerard on it you would see how much ppl think he's hot...Next time do better research Bill and Rya...and why and how is he number 28? thats just crazy !!

POSTED BY Misha AT 04/19/06 5:18 PM

what is everyone talking about? #6 is generous for Mr. Kroeger. He and his band suck! Fellow Canadians are embarassed by all of them and wish they would go away. Since when does arrogance and conceit constitute a sexy guy? This list is being generous! Mr. Kroeger defines unsexy.

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POSTED BY memyselfI AT 04/20/06 12:50 AM

Dennis Miller?! Unsexy?! He has intelligence, a wicked sense of humor, and a pleasing phyical appearance. I am curious what the negative opinions were as there was no glib remark by his name in the article.

POSTED BY memyselfI AT 04/20/06 1:01 AM

Gerard Way not sexy?!!! he is a Sex God!!!

POSTED BY jlina09 AT 04/20/06 1:07 AM

yes...i was so pissed that i registered just to make that one comment.Damn tricky top 1oo polls!!

POSTED BY jlina09 AT 04/20/06 1:49 AM

I'm not going to get into whether Chad Kroeger is good looking or not, but to say "It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music" show the total lack of music taste that the reviewers have. Nickelback rocks !!

POSTED BY Harry AT 04/20/06 2:51 AM

See how there are no black men on this list, k MJ doesnt really count, lol! Plus I think the dude who made this list must be ugly himself hence he did this to even things out and stand out!! Good Move!! Unfortunalety I have to say it is almost accurate, but there are so many people who were left out though!!

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POSTED BY June AT 04/20/06 8:39 AM

Howard Stern has to be the ugliest man on the face of the earth. He's just plain grosssssss.

POSTED BY June AT 04/20/06 8:55 AM

Chad Kroeger unsexy? Chad personifies sexy. He is hot hot hot. Before I even knew what he looked like just listening to his music made my knees go weak. He has one of the sexiest voices in music today. Nickelback rocks and I am not just saying that because I am a fellow Canadian! Whoever compiled this list, I would like to know how you got your criteria and where you did your research?!!

POSTED BY NickelBackFan AT 04/20/06 2:08 PM

Give Larry David and Seinfeld a break; funny guys are hardly ever lookers, but they are FUNNY. A man who makes women laugh is sexier than some stud muffin. Plus- The entire Bush Adminstration makes me want to run screaming into the night- even Condi- and that's just seeing 'em on television. Do not ask to imagine Rumsfeld naked.

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POSTED BY len AT 04/20/06 4:53 PM

Axl, i can't get enough of: "better", "madagascar", "catcher in the rye" , and the rest... as well !!! you are an extremely talented musician, and i appreciate your work on "chainese democracy" .

POSTED BY len AT 04/20/06 5:06 PM

I think Aaron Brown is ugly! He's got the creepy mug of a child molester.

POSTED BY blondes know AT 04/20/06 8:04 PM

Chad Kroeger not sexy??? Whatever!!! obviously some people have NO taste. Next time you feel the need to make an "ugly" list Bill and Ryan, I suggest you stick YOUR ugly mugs on that list. And as for Misha talking for "fellow Canadians" speak for yourself and not for the rest of us!! I too am a Canadian and am DAMN proud that Nickleback is one of ours.

POSTED BY anita AT 04/20/06 11:22 PM

sorry misha, i was wrong, lookitsme should speak for themselves. i can admit to my mistakes. Can Bill and Ryan??

POSTED BY anita AT 04/21/06 12:06 AM

Boston bias you said.. that probably saved Larry Bird. But I don't know how you could forget Peyton Manning.

POSTED BY Benzo AT 04/21/06 1:47 AM

A X L IS THE BEST MUSICIAN EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO THE SONGS FROM CHAINESE DEMOCRACY, AND REALIZE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IF YOU LIKED USE YOUR IILUSION, LIES, APPETITE FOR DESTRACTION... YOU GONNA LOVE TO DEATH THE NEW SONGS !!! SCOTT WEILAND: NOT EVEN IN A 10,000,000 YEARS , YOU'LL NEVER BE TALENTED AS AXL !!! YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE POOR MAN WHO IS SO DEEPLY JEALOUS OF HIM AND HIS LOYAL FANS... JOHN BON JOVI: AS ABOVE...

POSTED BY len AT 04/21/06 3:15 AM

While I agree with most of your list, I would like to remind everyone that the meaning of sexy is different to every person. There is no way to get everyone to agree on who is, or is not sexy. However, to me funny is very sexy, arrogance is not. I have to agree with you choice of Brad Pitt, though I feel he should be higher on the list. He is cocky and self-serving. I do think you left one major man out...Tom Cruise!! He's been on a steady downhill run since his divorce from Nicole Kidman, and hit all new lows with his antics during his TomKat phase!! Being controlling and telling other people how to live their lives is completely unsexy...isn't Bin Laden here partly for that reason?

POSTED BY DBrown AT 04/21/06 10:54 AM

I dot have major problems with this list, but how can men decide if another man is sexy? Something weird about that. Anyhow, would do a guy thats funny over a guy thats really hot at any given moment. Truthfully, although I think he's funny the previous sentence probably doent apply to Gilbert. Also, I wish Russel Crowe would be on the list. I wish Michael Jackson would be higher on the list. Thanks for the info on Brad, cause I can finaly remove him from my sexual sphere.

POSTED BY girl#9997 AT 04/21/06 12:06 PM

How about Dirk Nowitski & Yao Ming?

POSTED BY parrotheadpaul AT 04/21/06 12:35 PM

What about Howard Stern, are you afraid to list him ?????? He is not a sexy man at all !!!!!

POSTED BY Mary O AT 04/21/06 3:51 PM

I'd fuck Roger Ebert in a heartbeat.

POSTED BY Marrena AT 04/21/06 3:53 PM

Ok! I would like to say that you guys are totally biased. Some of these guys aren't bad looking. Brad Pitt? Where did you pull that one from? What about the rolling stones? Michael was once very goodlooking, and great performer just like the Rolling Stones who were always ghastly.

POSTED BY micmac AT 04/21/06 4:59 PM

Ok... I agree that these men are all unsexy - at least the ones I've seen before... but there has GOTTA be uglier and less sexy men than Gilbert who ranked #1. Yeah he is ugly as hell, I agree but #1? I probably see at least 10 fat, gross ugly men a day in passing that are worse than him. I don't know who could ever say Conan O'Brien is unsexy. That is insane. And Brad Pitt is obviously going through a midlife crisis or something. He looks like total $hit lately. So Angelina stole poor Jennifer's man and now he's ugly! I guess it's karma coming back at her. What about Benicio Del Toro? Why isn't he on the list? His face is a bloated puffy mess and he looks like he is seriously ill or drugged out all of the time. There are definitley worse guys out there. Revise the list with some girls. I'll help out of you want.

POSTED BY bestjudgeoflooks AT 04/21/06 5:00 PM

this list is too afraid to comment on any minorities, what about flavor flav, seal, and forrest whitaker? oh and clay aiken is NOT sexy, he reminds me of KD Lange...which is gross

POSTED BY Kfizzledizzle AT 04/21/06 6:14 PM

What the fuck?! Gerard got number 28?! Oh, fuck off! A LOT of those guys who came over 28 is MUCH (I mean MUCH!) unsexier then him! I mean, how the hell did Busey get charted as better looking?! And Don't think I'm a fucking teenie! I love MCR's music! That's why I like em' but it just happens to be this way: Gerard Way is hot! And one of the best things: he doesn't look like a fucking Hollywood-dude! Dare to be different! And just asking: was this shit partly about the make up? Cuz' hell, that boy look good without make up too! And I mean, after some of the shit he's been through and all that, he looks really damn good! I've seen people that have looked like shit when they're closing up to 30! And for fucks sake! I can thing of much uglier guys!

POSTED BY TotallyHopeless AT 04/21/06 8:08 PM

And since I'm Swedish I thought I might swear a bit in Swedish too: Era satar! Har ni ögon i röven eller? Och det var väl snubbar som gjorde listan?! borde inte det ha varit ett gäng tjejer? Eller möjligtvis några som är gay eller bi! Okay, Gerard kan se ut som en brud lite då och då men han är snygg för det!

POSTED BY TotallyHopeless AT 04/21/06 8:12 PM

Scott Stapp you have got to be kidding!!! He is the sexiest man on the planet. Who comes up with these lists anyway, I would like to see them. I guess that they are just blind and can't see sexy when they see it. He should be #1 for the sexiest man alive!!!

POSTED BY stappsgrl AT 04/21/06 10:30 PM

Hideki Matsui? This guy is NOT unsexy. Must be a Boston thing. Replace Hideki Matsui with Howard Stern and you've got something there.

POSTED BY irishgirl AT 04/22/06 12:12 AM

Chad Kreoger?!? What have you been smoking? he's F'ing Hot. Any Girl with any sense of what is sexy would want to jump his bones. You people don't know what your talking about.

POSTED BY spooky AT 04/22/06 2:56 AM


POSTED BY simba AT 04/22/06 6:22 AM

dude, u suck how the fuck can axl rose not be sexy. he is like the sexiest man alive. u seriously cant put him on this list for that one photo, i mean back in the 80 even teh 90 he was the bomb, just cause ur jelous u'll neva b that hot

POSTED BY simba AT 04/22/06 6:24 AM

I'm registering just to say you should have taken a vote. Let the WOMEN vote on this. There is a man who for me embodies all that is not sexy in a man, and he isn't even on your list (Jason Alexander from Seinfeld). I think this article, by the comments it has inspired, has proven that the world's sexiest men are Chad Kroeger and Clay Aiken. And by the way...I don't know about his personality since I don't watch TV, but I think Dr. Phil is very hot; and for his age, downright amazing.

POSTED BY viennashade AT 04/22/06 6:33 AM

Chad Kroeger and Gerard Way unsexy??? Oh my God, that is waaay off, Chad K. is super sexy, his voice gives me the chills. And Gerard W. is just sexy because of the way he is. How can you say two of the hottest guys are unsexy? And Nickelback is the shit, I can't even believe you'd say they are the worst band. The list was pretty good, but there are two uglier people out there who could have replaced Chad K. and Gerard W.

POSTED BY alimichel AT 04/22/06 9:41 AM

This is completely rediculous! Why are two men (especially a sports guy and a religion major) commenting on what WOMEN find sexy? These men must be pretty insecure in their own relationships (or lack thereof) to feel the need to put a list like this together. This is, perhaps, the dumbest article I've ever seen!

POSTED BY basschick AT 04/22/06 10:05 AM

Heard comments on the Keith Olberman MSNBC show and have to say...I'd have to put Cheney on the list, dudes. Bald men with big guns, shooting hunting buddies in the face while trying to be Big Strong Republican Man and Kill Defenseless Little Bird? Maybe it's that I live in a blue state, but that to me is the most unsexy thing e-ver (comic book guy is sexier than Dick Cheney!)

POSTED BY Ro AT 04/22/06 10:44 AM

first of all, the dumbfu*k who said angelia jolie is bad taste choice is well, there arent enough words to describe how incredibly stupid u really are, seriously, how do u compare jennifers big ass nose, nosex appeal, plain lookin face, an average body to angelina piercing green eyes, oozing with lust sex appeal, awesome heart ( all that charity overseas stuff), and rockin tomb raider worthy body/ its perfect sexiest man in the world meets sexiest woman in the world, it was bound to happe, jen was lucky to get within 4 feet form him, being a 2 way swinger myself, this list pisses me off, most of it is ture, but i thin k some dues are on here as a joke, come on, chad kroeger, he may not be the best lookin, but hes not all that bad either, the voice gets him up there, and kevin federline? lets admit if he stuck to modeling or back up dancing ppl would say better thigns about him, for some reaon his rep has gone down becuz of brittany spears, who is awesome, whcih cis werid, cuz when u marry someone as hot a s her, shouldnt ur rep go up? i mean yeah personality wise hes a loser, but yeah, and brad pitt, it hink the writers just ran out of room or couldnt think of anyone than looked inteh mirror and thought WOW ARE WE UGLY AS FUCK OR WHAT? so out of jelousy they put the dude who they can not surpass in any lifetime.....by the way your parents are ashamed that you are alive, u know when mothers say there is nothing more beautiful than her childs smile and laughter? ur laughter made her deaf, and ur smile killed her.........and scared the fuck out of half the ppl u have made eye contact with....

POSTED BY seXxXDrugZ&rock'n'roll AT 04/22/06 2:30 PM

Malcolm Gladwell is an acquired taste. He has an ugly/sexy sort of appeal about him.

POSTED BY miriam AT 04/22/06 3:32 PM

I can't believe how many MCR fans stopped by to show their support. I'm shocked that Gerard Way made this list, and that he made it pretty high up there. He most definately didn't deserve to be placed on this list with those OLD FARTS! He certainly has mass appeal and should be removed from this list and perhaps replaced with Marilyn Manson (as someone suggested earlier).

POSTED BY LoudEnuff.com AT 04/22/06 5:30 PM

I supposed those of you who kept bringing up Bush or Cheney as being unsexy...your definition of sexiness is John Kerry (boring), Al Gore (a bigger boring), or the big (nose) guy himself Bill Clinton. Need I say more?

POSTED BY Guaparin AT 04/22/06 6:54 PM

Gerard Way is not unsexy. The guys who made this list should be willing to post their pics along with this list so everyone can compare.

POSTED BY wickedsweet AT 04/22/06 9:37 PM

First off who's Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg, Brian Posehn, DJ Qualls, Harvey Pekar, Joe Gannacosilli, Pat Cummings or Malcolm Gladwell. Maybe I should google their names first but if some hot shot tv producer wants to show based on your list you might have to add more familiar names to the list.

POSTED BY cartman2002 AT 04/22/06 10:29 PM

If Brad Pitt has B.O. - send him over to me. I'll be happy to clean him up! But only after I took a really big whiff of his hot, sweaty body.

POSTED BY Kchef AT 04/22/06 11:00 PM

Freaking out because someone wrote that Gerard Way, or whom ever is unsexy is stupid, it's the writer(s) opinion. I mean sure I was a little angry about nickleback being called the worst band ever. has anyone heard Hilary Duff? Okay. Well I mean Brad Pitt, good Lord he's on the list. I think someone needed name so the pulled them out of there tail ends. Gerard or Brad or Chad maybe attractive or may not be who cares, it sounds like half of the names were pulles from thin air anyway. Don't freak out over nothing. These guys are or are not hot, just because the writer(s) said these people are ugly does not mean you have to think that. I mean I surely think Gerard Way is one of the un-sexiest men in the world now. (hint: the was sarcasm) Chill. it a newspaper. and now it's all over TV. Newpapers don't change your PERSONAL opinions do they? no. so why are you pissed? GET OVER IT. "I can't believe how many MCR fans stopped by to show their support. I'm shocked that Gerard Way made this list, and that he made it pretty high up there. He most definately didn't deserve to be placed on this list with those OLD FARTS! He certainly has mass appeal and should be removed from this list and perhaps replaced with Marilyn Manson (as someone suggested earlier)." POSTED BY LoudEnuff.com AT 04/22/06 5:30 PM I Do very much agree with this post though. But still. This is now a bore and I shall post and walk away not caring Gerard is number 28 on a list that matters nothing, has hurt no one. and means nothing. Because We all know Gerard isn't unattractive.

POSTED BY romanceFUNERAL AT 04/23/06 1:35 AM

It's so obvious that this list was written by men with nothing but time to kill wanting to b*tch about other men who get more action than they do. Chad Kroeger is so hot, I'd do him till I couldn't move, then my husband would take a turn. Osama bin Laden should be on here for being an evil sob, nothing more, and Brad Pitt should be on here for having an affair with a homewrecker who's so busy being slutty in her personal life that she spends all her free time trying to be some wonderful person in public to make up for her slutty ways. Anyone who cares nothing about the importance of marriage vows while trying to steal another woman's husband deserves to end up with the body odor ridden man in the end.

POSTED BY lesomers AT 04/23/06 2:17 AM

Chad Kroeger: are u kidding me..mysterious...sexy voice..Id do him in a heartbeat...glad u got Brad pitt on there..he may stink..his loyality realy stinks..the kinda ass who always finds greener grass when the wife aint lookin...wouldnt touch him with someone elses body...oh and you coulda added Tommy Lee....13 year old in an old mans body...not attractive...

POSTED BY Dollytoyz AT 04/23/06 5:59 AM

How did Gerard Way make this list? Maybe these men have never seen MCR in concert or perhaps they're just blind. I have seen the band numerous times and each and every time I have had to seriously fight the urge to become a total groupie and jump Gerard's bones.

POSTED BY jessi AT 04/23/06 11:40 AM

First off I'd like to thank you for having Brad Pitt on that list! I think he is nasty. Sorry I don't think it's hot if a man doesn't shower. Second of all Don Vito should be a hell of a lot higher on that list than he is. I mean did any of you see see Viva La Bam when he made him wear a different type of clothes to match the people of the area??? I wanted to throw up cuz of how many tags that man has under his arms. He should have been alot higher than 89! I think that Howard Stern should have been on this list as well as Bush and Cheney. Yuck! They need to be on a list like that. And who the hell EVER thought Axl Rose was a great singer or hot should be shot! There's a reason they left to form a new band.... It's cuz AXL SUCKS!!!! His voice yuck... As for Scott Weiland a much better fit with the band.... I think there needs to be a longer list than 100. I also think there needs to be one for women... Cuz I think Cher would have to be on it. I agreed with most of it.

POSTED BY babydoll222_2002 AT 04/23/06 12:34 PM

Here's a hint: if you're figuring out who women are least likely to sleep with, you might want to have women writing this story! Here's another hint: Women are not big fans of the Terminator movies. It's not what they're going to think about when they think of Robert Patrick. (and even if they do, who cares??? I'm sorry, are we so lame that we comfuse actors with their characters, much less with their heavily computer generated characters?)

POSTED BY nightwind AT 04/23/06 1:06 PM

whoever wrote this apparently does not value the true definition of SEXY...only because yu put Gerard Way. he's beautiful.

POSTED BY MandyWay AT 04/23/06 1:57 PM

Men just don't get Chad Kroeger, or Nickelback, for that matter I'm convinced. Chad is beautiful, completely SEXY, talented, courageous, a poet, and the most creative musician I've seen in my 31 years. His passion and realness are intoxicating! Nickelback's music and lyrics(which Chad writes) just scream sexy and I can't seem to get enough!! If that's not SEXY, I don't know what is. Like I said, men just don't get it!!

POSTED BY bornin74 AT 04/23/06 1:59 PM

This list need a few more people: Bill Cowher, Wade Boggs, Shawn Kemp, Dikembe Mutombo, Bill Murray, Ruben Studdard, Randy Jackson and AJ from the Sopranos.

POSTED BY DJS AT 04/23/06 2:15 PM

I gotta say it...Clay Aiken should NOT be on this list. Clay has a heart of gold. As for his appearance, there are other qualities that women can find sexy. His work with UNICEF and children with special needs makes him extremely sexy on the inside. Regardless of his sexual orientation, Clay Aiken is a VERY SEXY man.

POSTED BY girl4ca AT 04/23/06 7:16 PM

The authors two dudes, and I'll assume they are straight dudes, talking about this. Why doesn't some one who is actually attracted to men right something like this? I am sure it would be a lot different. Guys are easy targets and you probably couldn't get away with doing this to women, it doesn't make it right to do it to men.

POSTED BY Anastasia AT 04/23/06 8:40 PM


POSTED BY ncwilmingal AT 04/23/06 10:31 PM

Add me to the list of OUTRAGED women who find Chad Kroeger to be the sexiest man alive. Have you seen the man stand at the mike with his guitar? OMG!!!! Only a man who feels threatened by that kind of confident masculinity would deem him "unsexy".

POSTED BY ncwilmingal AT 04/23/06 10:39 PM

I swear, whoever wrote this article needs new glasses, and a psych evaluation!!! There are so many more men that should be on this list..and that would've made them less inclined to pick on the one's that truly don't belong. CHAD KROEGER!!!! The guy is gorgeous, sexy hair, sexy smile..sexy EVERYTHING!! Plus he's one of the most talented men alive! What were you thinking to put him on this list...and ahead of Osama, CarrotTop and all the ghastly looking dudes??? Are ya completely blind????

POSTED BY NickelMomma AT 04/23/06 11:09 PM

BILL MAHER-- Ugly, banana nosed and bitter...

POSTED BY Gilos AT 04/23/06 11:37 PM

OMG!! How can Gerard be number 28 out of 100??? Did you see all those ugly ass guys who you bastards claim to be better looking them him??? You better take him off the list or we're going to start a war, MCR style!

POSTED BY War_Worn_Lipstick AT 04/23/06 11:42 PM

Dear, Bill Jensen Seriously, Bill have you looked in the mirror recently? I just saw your interview on MSNBC and all I can say is that you and your second chin both deserve to be on this list. Also, have you ever considered having your hair cut by something other then a salad shooter? Pathetically ugly. The best part for you, must be knowing, that I am not the only one that feels this way.... Oh yeah well written and informative too. I look forward to next year's Top 100 to see how many more Yankees, Politicians, and B rate Musicians you can fit in. By the way I already have a nomination for #1, If you want I can mail in a copy of your interview to your staff incase they have never seen your face without a paper bag over it. -DJM-

POSTED BY DJ AT 04/24/06 12:09 AM

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING GERARD WAY AND CLAY AIKEN ON THIS LIST. Way is a greasy, Hot Topic-cloned buttertroll, and Clay Aiken looks like everyone's annoying cousin Danny who comes over every once in awhile to hit on your mom and break things. To everyone who's taking the article so seriously they're getting angry over it, please get a sense of humor, or get off of my Internets, thanks.

POSTED BY howdoishotweb AT 04/24/06 12:09 AM

WOW!!! Am I the only one who is going to comment on DREW CAREY?? I'd jump his meaty bones in a New York minute!!!

POSTED BY Redhead AT 04/24/06 12:50 AM

Even compiling this list at all has to be one of the stupidest ideas ever. Why did these guys who made this list decide that they are the authority on the definition of "Sexy"? Isn't sex appeal relative anyway? There are plenty of guys on this list that I would consider hot -- Chevy Chase, Gerard Way, Chris Kattan, Ric Ocasek (TALENT can be sexy in itself), Clay Aiken, Bill Maher, Dennis Miller, Kevin James, Art Garfunkel, Horatio Sanz. And Richie Rosenberg is cute. To the people who have left comments on this site... first of all, Conan O'Brien has a lot of sex appeal, albeit in a really weird way. And Steve Buscemi, I can't even believe people are mentioning him. He may not be "classically handsome" but he is very very hot.

POSTED BY this-list-sucks AT 04/24/06 3:05 AM

This is the most disgusting and immature article I have ever read. I never thought people could be so shallow. This is sickening. I can't believe what the world has come to, that we actually care about people's looks, or even "personal" or rather public lives. Worry about your own life, who cares how sexy or unsexy any famous person is. It's not like you're ever going to be in a situation to sleep with any of them anyway. You are sad and pathetic.

POSTED BY Carolyn AT 04/24/06 5:03 AM

I think the authors are two lonely, jealous fags with miserable lives.

POSTED BY Karalinda AT 04/24/06 6:01 AM

I think you guys are jealous of the voted men's success, you sorry losers.

POSTED BY Karalinda AT 04/24/06 6:04 AM

Chad is sexy + hot + handsome. You gay guys like the girly type like ryan seacrest. btw, Brad is hot only because he's with Angelina. Even I would go out with Angelina, and I'm totally str8! :) I would eat .......... ok, that's enough. but you should do some research, hos.

POSTED BY Karalinda AT 04/24/06 6:16 AM

silly faggot, dix are 4 chix!!! :-)

POSTED BY Karalinda AT 04/24/06 6:17 AM

Honestly, Bin Laden is handsome. He's a monster, but I'd do him. Saddam's not on the list? Prince Charles is oogly, so is Bush. You're forgetting the worst fools here. Jerry can lick me any time, biatch. I love Jews.

POSTED BY Karalinda AT 04/24/06 6:19 AM

You know what, Boston Phoenix, you may think these guys aren't sexy but they're more famous then you'll ever be.

POSTED BY radioxlovesongs AT 04/24/06 6:36 AM

You know what, Boston Phoenix, you may think these guys aren't sexy but they're more famous then you'll ever be.

POSTED BY radioxlovesongs AT 04/24/06 6:37 AM

I am the mother of a beautiful young teenager whose father happens to be on this hurtful list. This list is desctrucive and demeaning. Did you even bother to think about the damage you can cause with words? Teenagers have it hard enough without having to deal with assults to their esteem and self image on a national level. Shame on you, your editors and your publisher. "If you can't say some thing nice, don't say any thing at all" - Mother's Everywhere

POSTED BY heartache AT 04/24/06 10:25 AM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 11:59 AM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 11:59 AM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 11:59 AM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 11:59 AM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 11:59 AM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:00 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:01 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:01 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:01 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:01 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:01 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:01 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:01 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:02 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:03 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:04 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:04 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:04 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:04 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:04 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:04 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:04 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:05 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:05 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:05 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:05 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:05 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:05 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:05 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:06 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:06 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:06 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:06 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:06 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:06 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:06 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:07 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:07 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:07 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:07 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:07 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:07 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:08 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:08 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:08 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:08 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:08 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:08 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:09 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:09 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:09 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:09 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:09 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:09 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:10 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:10 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:10 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:10 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:10 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:10 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:11 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:11 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:11 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:11 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:11 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:11 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:12 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:12 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:12 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:12 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:12 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:12 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:13 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:13 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:13 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:13 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:13 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:13 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:13 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:14 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:14 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:14 PM

Dick Cheney should have been No. 1 on the list, followed closely by Henry Kissinger and Howard Stern. Actually, Gilbert Gottfried is a very cute guy. The squint and the high voice are an act, a character he developed. In real life, he's a normal, nice-looking guy, but you know, any publicity is good publicity.

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/24/06 12:14 PM

I can't believe Keith Richards isn't on the list. Even when he was young, he looked like he had got his face caught in the garbage disposal. Plus, making crappy music for 4 decades should make you as undesirable as the homeless man I saw taking a wet crap on the sidewalk the other day.

POSTED BY DEX2K AT 04/24/06 1:00 PM

I can not even believe that you feel that Chad Kroger is not 'THE SEXIEST MAN EVER" He is HOT HOT HOT HOTTER!!!! He shows up any of the people you have listed as the top 100, I do not know where you get your information but you must have asked jealous ugly men to get the answers you wanted. Nickelback alone is the best bad up and coming as well as Chad is so hot I DO NOT KNOW A WOMAN ALIVE TODAY THAT WOULD NOT JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO HAVE 1 NIGHT WITH HIM OR EVEN JUST A LITTLE PECK FROM THIS HANDSOME HOTTER THAN HELL MAN. Also Nickelback is to good and anyone that thinks otherwise is stupid and had no class!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on Nickelback and just keep smilin Chad cause we LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POSTED BY sexychad#!fan AT 04/24/06 1:14 PM

After reading all the above entry's I have come to the conclution that you guys are in some deep need of attention thats why you have listed some of the people you HAVE......NICKELBACK RULES...........................Chad Kroger is the HOTTEST MAN ON EARTH RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ALL BE JEALOUS HE IS THE GOD DAMN BEST LOOKING MAN ON THIS LIST.....Maybe we can nominate you next year bunch of dumb asses.............

POSTED BY sexychad#!fan AT 04/24/06 2:04 PM


POSTED BY Drookovsky AT 04/24/06 3:02 PM


POSTED BY Drookovsky AT 04/24/06 3:05 PM

This crap written by Todd & Timmy Rivers. Reads like some seis two teens wrote! Are we not men? No we aren't, but we are just silly savages throwing out dishes. Notice that the klowns that did this did not dare knock any people of color/gays. Just straight Caucasion men who are being bashed by the various media, & in day to day life. Flap your wings & start your own rag, and call it: 'The New Boston Vulture'.....Time to womit, y'all!

POSTED BY Drookovsky AT 04/24/06 3:37 PM

first off, Gerard Way is hot as fuck. AND DID YOU NOTICE THAT YOU IDIOTS MADE TWO NO. 91'S??! christ.

POSTED BY katty_can AT 04/24/06 6:14 PM

You guys should have listed Scott Stapp higher on your list - based on general anti-skeez principles - and included Peter Weller (has the man never heard of Chap Stick) and that guy that plays President Logan on 24. As for Robert Patrick, he is smoking HOT!! and does not deserve to be on your list.

POSTED BY AnnieL. AT 04/24/06 6:47 PM

Howard Stern is by far the fugliest man in the world! No one can bet him!!

POSTED BY operatorte AT 04/24/06 7:29 PM

<a href="//i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/mimimiriam/m_gladwell.jpg">Malcolm Gladwell</a>

POSTED BY miriam AT 04/24/06 8:23 PM

You people have got to be on something! Chad Kroeger is not only one of the sexiest men alive, but he is also one of the most talented singers/songwriters on this planet! Nickelback puts most bands of today to shame!!! Obviously you haven't turned on the radio lately because there is a Nickelback song played at least every 15 minutes between the 3 stations I listen to!

POSTED BY Chadsgirl AT 04/24/06 10:30 PM

You fools seem to have forgotten one of the most blatantly frightening creeps on the planet- namely Kim Jong-il...Also, if you're going to make an effort to be bastards and make fun of people, why not actually do it with a little style and humor. This list was totally lacking. Oh, and apparently a pair of dudes wrote this? Holy crap. Have fun with your cheap shots and weak sense of humor.

POSTED BY heavenstobetsy AT 04/24/06 10:39 PM

2 WORDS! ERIC KORTH....he is by far the ugliest man i've ever seen. But he would tell you differently, he thinks he is so hot and has a massive ego and never shuts up. He has a grotesque body. This man makes Don Vito look skinny. If i had a picture of this man i would show you it, except it might make you vomit if you did.

POSTED BY hotNspicy AT 04/25/06 12:08 AM

whaaaaaaaat??? GERARD WAY is the sexiest man in the world... are you blind???

POSTED BY shivavatara AT 04/25/06 12:14 AM

Patsy, Why would you spend a full 15 minutes entering the same thing over and over? Psycho???

POSTED BY Redhead AT 04/25/06 12:23 AM

What a lowlife pathetic excuse of a website! I hate thepheonix.com! How evil can u get deliberately cutting down people u don't even know what an inhumane thing to do. Have you no regards to these peoples feelings? scumbags! This website is now on my block list i don't want you corrupting my family and friends. I hope all these people sue the pants off you.

POSTED BY dreamslider AT 04/25/06 12:35 AM

ps Nickelback is the BEST music in the world and always will be in my home!

POSTED BY dreamslider AT 04/25/06 12:38 AM

I agree w/ dreamslider. Deliberately insulting these people is pretty low. This is not what I call entertainment. These people will pay in the end. I, too enjoy Nickelback's music and I find it highly insulting that these 2 incompetent writers would say such a thing.

POSTED BY mariadawn AT 04/25/06 1:38 AM

HAHAHAHA! i think i almost died when i saw tom from myspace on this list. priceless. the only person i disagree about is brad pitt.

POSTED BY Jessy AT 04/25/06 3:05 AM

Whoops!! I didn't think my comment went through, because it didn't say it was submitted, so I kept clicking. How embarrassing!

POSTED BY Patsy463 AT 04/25/06 8:18 AM

You are obviously just trying to get Chad's attention. Nickelback is the hottest rock band on the scene right now. Millions would agree with me. Chad Kroeger is hot, his music is hot and his band is the hot.

POSTED BY chadjunkie AT 04/25/06 10:01 AM

CHAD KROEGER??? Are you kidding me?? Obviously those who made this list are blind so on behalf of all Nickelback/Chad fans I would like to apologize that you are unable to see the beautiful creature God gave us known as Chad Kroeger! We are lucky to get to gaze at such a gorgeous man. This list is utter ignorance and those who made it should be ashamed of themselves.

POSTED BY brandy AT 04/25/06 11:33 AM

can anyone tell me who the hell pat cummings is?? it can't be that random basketball player from the 80's, can it?

POSTED BY pog AT 04/25/06 1:02 PM

Mike Mills probably shouldn't be on this list either--and certainly not number 4!! Not only is he extremely intelligent, but he is congenial, and significantly more masculine I think than any other member of R.E.M.

POSTED BY Tonya AT 04/25/06 6:37 PM

GERARD WAY is the sexiest man in the world and i have a lot of people who agree with me he was voted 4 the 10 hottest guy of the year on much music!!!id like to see what this person looks like who made the list hes probably a fat ugly old man who has acne! FUCK THATS RETARTED...I LOVE U GERARD WAY<3!!!and i kno like a million people who agree with me..me and my friend made a fan site and every single person who signed were talkin about how hot u were...www.xmyx-xsexyx-xgerardx.piczo.com

POSTED BY i_love_gerard_arthur_way28 AT 04/25/06 7:27 PM

GERARD WAY is the sexiest man in the world and i have a lot of people who agree with me he was voted 4 the 10 hottest guy of the year on much music!!!id like to see what this person looks like who made the list hes probably a fat ugly old man who has acne! FUCK THATS RETARTED...I LOVE U GERARD WAY<3!!!and i kno like a million people who agree with me..me and my friend made a fan site and every single person who signed were talkin about how hot u were...www.xmyx-xsexyx-xgerardx.piczo.com

POSTED BY i_love_gerard_arthur_way28 AT 04/25/06 7:27 PM

GERARD WAY is the sexiest man in the world and i have a lot of people who agree with me he was voted 4 the 10 hottest guy of the year on much music!!!id like to see what this person looks like who made the list hes probably a fat ugly old man who has acne! FUCK THATS RETARTED...I LOVE U GERARD WAY<3!!!and i kno like a million people who agree with me..me and my friend made a fan site and every single person who signed were talkin about how hot u were...www.xmyx-xsexyx-xgerardx.piczo.com

POSTED BY i_love_gerard_arthur_way28 AT 04/25/06 7:28 PM

please remove CHAD KROEGER from this list because he is absolutely the sexiest man out there! i can't believe you didn't do your research before publishing this article! furthermore nickelback the band ROCKS! they are the best band out there right now!!!! come on guys do yourselves a favor and remove chad kroeger from this list!

POSTED BY beautifulbee23 AT 04/26/06 9:43 AM

CHAD KROEGER IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! remove him from your unresearched list. and the band NICKELBACK rocks!!!!!!!!! ROCK ON CHAD! you know we love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POSTED BY beautifulbee23 AT 04/26/06 9:50 AM

Chad Kroeger is one of the most beautiful men in our world and he has a heart of gold. His band Nickelback rocks and I can't think of a better band right now...so do yourselves a favor and removeeeeeeeeee him from your embarassing list buddies! Chad we love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POSTED BY beautifulbee23 AT 04/26/06 12:29 PM

and what about that slimy Vincent Gallo? Just ask Christina Ricci...

POSTED BY squeezit AT 04/26/06 12:45 PM

Chad Kroeger is one of the sexiest men alive. He oozes sex appeal. Nickelback is an awesome band. Why would they have men write this article? What's worng your girlfriends like Chad?

POSTED BY Carla AT 04/26/06 2:22 PM

You missed the entire male cast of The Sopranos. Tony, Christopher, Vito, Artie Bucco and especially Paulie Walnuts. They are all the opposite of sexy.

POSTED BY momof2boyz AT 04/26/06 2:54 PM

Wow... Some of these are no surprise, others just confirm my opinion that female opinions on male attractiveness are basically unfathomable. While I understand why Kucinich might not be attractive to the average woman, I find the slam against progressives disturbing. So even on the coasts progressive equals wimp? Okay... but I don't want to hear another word about angry, knuckle-dragging, reactionary males. After all, you're sleeping with them, and helping to breed more of them.

POSTED BY ah AT 04/26/06 4:33 PM

dude you are so wrong about Chad Kroeger. he's only like the hottest guy alive!!!! he's like a greek god, with a perm!!!! and his lyrics oh my god..."Never made it as a wise man I couldnt cut it as a poor man stealin"!!!! they're like, biblical!! it's like jesus is actually speaking to me through a guy with bleached hair and a monkey jaw!!! the beatles never wrote anything that deep!!!! do you guys like, know him???? can you email me his phone number???? PLEEEEZ also i heard he was in a home porn video with clay aiken called Nickel In You Backside can anyone tell me where i can get a copy of that????? PLEEEEZ i would give my whole McDonald's paycheck to see that

POSTED BY Kevin Dean Nicewanger AT 04/26/06 11:25 PM

i think u need 2 go back n fix ur list.maybe this time u should let a woman make up the list! i mean really......2 men making up the list of unsexy men? your 1st mistake was putting chad kroeger on your list..r u serious? chad is one of the hottest men alive. as for u saying nickelback is one of the worst bands...get a clue nickelback rocks!!whats your opinion of a good band..good charlotte? p.s. u forgot 2 add yourself 2 the list!!

POSTED BY nickelbaaack AT 04/27/06 7:48 AM

you have got to be kidding me! chad kroeger is absolutely SEXY! look at like 99% of these comments defending Chad and fix your list now! furthermore, Nickelback is an amazing band--one of the best bands of all time! chad you rock! nickelback rocks! keep your music flowin and your faces shining nickelback! ROCK ON NICKELBACK! ROCK ON CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POSTED BY beautifulbee23 AT 04/27/06 8:47 AM

Your writers apparently have Chad Kroeger on the wrong list-he should be on the 100 SEXIEST man list. Obviously the male writers are jealous of his success so they slam him. There isn't enough room in this little box to type all that is sexy about Chad Kroeger-so try again boys-Chad's the bomb!

POSTED BY Primos2 AT 04/27/06 1:47 PM

I forgot - what about Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved by the Bell. He is totally unsexy. And here's another one... the red haired freak principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. And what about Louie Anderson. Between his fat a$$, annyoing, whining voice and space between his teeth big enough for a dildo.... I have no idea how the hell he isn't way up there on this list. I think these guys just watched tv and read some magazines one day and whoever they came across, they put on the list. I want to see their pictures. Lets all get together and try to make them post pictures of themselves and listing reasons why they are better than the people on this list!!!

POSTED BY bestjudgeoflooks AT 04/27/06 9:52 PM

How could you have Joey Buttafuoco and John Madden so low on your list. They both are so ugly that they make shit look sexy.

POSTED BY innate AT 04/28/06 1:57 AM

Did anyone yet mention Dog the Bounty Hunter, his entire family, Howard Stern, Woody Allen or Michael Douglas?

POSTED BY blackglitter AT 04/28/06 2:04 AM

You guys rushed this to print too soon! How could you miss the No. 1 on the list, Alan Greenspan - he is the most completely unsexy man on the planet, nothing could be done to make him attractive. And you missed # 2 as well, Manuel Noriega - revoltingly ugly. And you completely forgot another top 10 guy, Dennis Franz - he is completely unatractive and fat. You also missed a Top 20 pick in Will Farrell - a very funning guy with absolutely zero in the tank as regard to any serious sexiness. How could you not put Gandolfini (fat, gross and hard to look at) and Dick Cheney (better than a cold shower) in the Top 10. Sam Cassell (is very ugly, even as a fish, Cassell would be # 2 on the All-Time Ugly Alien List right behind Jacko) from the NBA is definately a big miss from your list as well as 'Pee Wee' Herman (he proves clean-cut can still be as much as a turn-off as looking at a jackass). Meatloaf, Karl Rove, Keith Richards, Rush Limbaugh, Jeff VanGundy and Kissinger should all be moved up in the top 25. And finally how did Stewart Pankin & Wayne Knight aka 'Newman' (2 fat guys who lost some fat but did not gain any sexiness) not crack the top 100?

POSTED BY The Don AT 04/28/06 3:54 PM

Take These Guys Off The List! Jimmy Johnson, Rob Schneider, Gerard Way and Barry Bonds are not unsexy. Howie Mandell has lost his dorky style and his new look is actually semi-cool, Clay Aiken is boyish but definately doesn't deserve this disrespect. Canseco(vain & stuck-up), Pitt(smelly) and Federline(retarded) are all physical studs, and don't belong. Dennis Miller is funny and can be a jerk but just doesn't figure on this list either. Rick Ocasek & Howard Stern were Siamese twins at birth, (Ocasek is skinny and goofier but Stern is a little bit uglier) but they only deserve to be on the Honoralble Mention Ugly List. Anyone who has a definate has a following doesn't belong on this list, ie guys like Elvis. Guys like Gilbert who appeal to less than 1% of 1% of the population deserve to be on the list. You should make that "The Mandated Qualification"! Redo the List and lets make it serious; that is, only those guys who are seriously gross and unatrackive to both women and men (but not necessarily to animals).

POSTED BY The Don AT 04/28/06 4:19 PM

Dick Vitale rated 84th?, give me a brake, he should be in the Top 15, at least! One of your biggest mistakes is putting Richard Simmons at 14, he is definately a Top 5 guy (he has nothing going for him except unsexiness)! The weird looking and "forever-looking 12 year old" Frankie Muniz should be in the Top 20, (he would also be # 3 on the 100 Ugliest Alien List). And why did you leaving off Angus Young of AC/DC and Lionel Richie, you could argue both are ugly and goofy enough to be 99 and 100 on the list.

POSTED BY The Don AT 04/28/06 5:12 PM

You need to consider (very seriously) the following guys for "The List". They all have one person or less on the planet that think they are sexy. George 'The Unpopular Airhead' Bush, Donald 'The Mop' Trump, Ric 'Looks Like Death warmed over' Flair, Randy 'the very, very Ugly Macho Man' Savage, Gene "the absurdly Gross Looking & Acting' Simmons, Larry 'Bag of Bones' King, Al 'previously fat & cute, but now skinning & gross' Roper, Don 'Nobody Likes Him' King, and last but maybe least Marilyn 'the extremely off-the-chart Disgusting' Manson. Manson, Savage and Bush are all Top 10 canidates, Manson should challege for the top spot.

POSTED BY The Don AT 04/28/06 7:15 PM

Must add these 2 Comedians to the list, no joking around here! Louie Anderson (annoying voice, frog eyed face with huge head and who's fat beyond fat), Steven Wright (another annoying voice and boring guy who's so ugly he's a few bumps (on his giant forhead) away from staring on Star Trek as a low level unsexy Klingon. Both would be Top 10ers on the 100 Most Ugly Alien List.

POSTED BY The Don AT 04/28/06 10:38 PM

Chris Kattan?! He is so gorgeous! And Horatio Sanz? He might not be sexy but he's cute in my book. I love that guy. I'll take a stand for every SNLer, except for Chevy. He is such a rude asshole. Hell, when I heard about this list in the first place. I was pissed. That's pretty goddamn mean to call people this stuff. I'm positive the two dicks who wrote this make Gilbert look like Jake Gyllenhaal. It's immature and I'm sure it would hurt people's feelings. I hope those two never get laid again.

POSTED BY fallonized AT 04/29/06 2:20 AM

I see people are still commenting so.. I'll add my 50cent. Meat Loaf.. First of all .. this article is written by two guys?.. so I won't expect them to get this.. but.. Meat Loaf.. Where one NEEDS to go is to one of his concerts.. When that man sings Black Betty.. BAM-A-LAM..??.. TRUST me... women leave not a dry seat in the house !!!.. The man can MOVE.. and he's sexy as HELL !.. when he's on that stage... And in my opinion ..Meat's aged gracefully .. He's updated himself with the times.. trimming his long hair into a basic cut.. and he's down a hundred pounds from back in 1977 ... So..there ya go.. I think he's a very sexy .. personable... and entertaining fella.. He's the self-proclaimed Sex God of RockNRoll.. and I happen to agree with him... Keep on Rockin' !!... Bat Out of Hell 3.. Releasing Oct 31 2006 !!!

POSTED BY Sue AT 04/29/06 2:07 PM

well- while i am surprised the phoenix has stooped to this level- [it is not nice- i mean fuck- what are looks anyways- even if i do have the prettiest man in the world?] look into their hearts- although having an occasional mean streak myself- yah for any conservative on your list, Kevin F [THE absolute worst] and Brad Pitt [what was ever the hype about him?]

POSTED BY miiki AT 04/29/06 5:51 PM

Maybe there is just a hint of media- bias. I mean, really... bloated & red-faced Teddy Kennedy nor his horse-faced counterpart Lurch (I mean Mr. Heinz)aren't even honorably mentioned?

POSTED BY KnowBetter AT 04/29/06 6:58 PM

Hi, Chad Kroeger is extremely hot. I saw him for the 1st time live last night in Sydney. Seeing him in the flesh is 1000 times more sexier than in his music clips. I would pay a lot of money to spend a night with him, he is fucking hot! So piss off with your stupid survey, its just there to get ratings, but i will give you credit for doing so.

POSTED BY patrice80 AT 04/30/06 5:11 AM

Well no one has defended Christopher lloyd looks like I'll have to...Because he played Doc Brown in "Back To the Future" & Judge Doom in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" Uncle Fester in the Addams Fam. flix and stuff like that he should be on here out of princeple alone he scared the shit outta me when I was a kid...But #34 is kinda harsh hes not THAT bad-looking..Gary Busey and Bill O' Riley are WAY uglier! And wheres Flavor Flav & Louie Anderson...Wheres Sarah Jessica Parker?...Oh wait thats a woman. NOBODYS is uglier than Micheal Jackson! I don't have a problem with a list of unsexy men but ya just gotta be FAIR.

POSTED BY Fox-chan19 AT 05/01/06 1:36 AM

Well no one has defended Christopher lloyd looks like I'll have to...Because he played Doc Brown in "Back To the Future" & Judge Doom in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" Uncle Fester in the Addams Fam. flix and stuff like that he should be on here out of princeple alone he scared the shit outta me when I was a kid...But #34 is kinda harsh hes not THAT bad-looking..Gary Busey and Bill O' Riley are WAY uglier! And wheres Flavor Flav & Louie Anderson...Wheres Sarah Jessica Parker?...Oh wait thats a woman. NOBODYS is uglier than Micheal Jackson! I don't have a problem with a list of unsexy men but ya just gotta be FAIR.

POSTED BY Fox-chan19 AT 05/01/06 1:37 AM

Well no one has defended Christopher lloyd looks like I'll have to...Because he played Doc Brown in "Back To the Future" & Judge Doom in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" Uncle Fester in the Addams Fam. flix and stuff like that he should be on here out of princeple alone he scared the shit outta me when I was a kid...But #34 is kinda harsh hes not THAT bad-looking..Gary Busey and Bill O' Riley are WAY uglier! And wheres Flavor Flav & Louie Anderson...Wheres Sarah Jessica Parker?...Oh wait thats a woman. NOBODYS is uglier than Micheal Jackson! I don't have a problem with a list of unsexy men but ya just gotta be FAIR.

POSTED BY Fox-chan19 AT 05/01/06 1:37 AM

Sorry that post wasn't MEANT to be repeated!...I just clicked to many times...I'm not like that weirdo who posted the same thing 50 times!

POSTED BY Fox-chan19 AT 05/01/06 1:40 AM

i'm so gonna defend Chad Kroeger again as the sexiest man! this list is so inaccurate it's not funny. Nickelback's music rocks and their lead singer Chad is a total babe. keep on rockin boys!!!!! Nickelback's concert with Bon Jovi this summer is gonna rock!!!! WOOHOOO!

POSTED BY beautifulbee23 AT 05/01/06 3:01 PM


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POSTED BY MeLcY AT 05/01/06 11:48 PM

Nickelback = HOT, Chad Kroeger = HOTTER, STAFF @ THE PHOENIX = F**KEN IDIOTS who are deaf blind and dumb!!! I saw Nickelback two nights ago...and they were INCREDIBLE!!! You guys are sooo sooo soo very wrong about Chad being unsexy and Nickelback being crap. Get your bloody facts right!!! Chad Kroeger personifies SEXY and NICKELBACK rock...why else would ALL their concerts in Australia be SOLD OUT??

POSTED BY MeLcY AT 05/02/06 12:04 AM

First, seeing that O'Lielly is at number 58, is he going to sue you, or have you been visited by "Fox Security" yet? Limbaugh, alias El Chupacabra, at number 42, is to a woman what eight-day-old collard greens are to Fred Sanford - couldn't please Superman, and not only that, but Rush the Vulgar Pigboy couldn't please a woman because he's so fat, his dick rotted off years ago! Hannity should have made it, because every time I look at his mug, he's got a look of disgust on it, like he found out what sex is and hates it so much, he wants to be castrated, like the white drug dealer at the hands of Pam Grier in "Foxy Brown". Tucker Carlson - ha, ha, ha! Judging by the way he wears his hair and the fact that he wears a silly-assed bowtie, he must be frequenting tearooms!

POSTED BY The Male Amazon AT 05/03/06 12:04 PM

Personally,it makes me laugh that Gerard Way is on this list, because he really doesn't give a shit if people think he's sexy...that's kinda what makes him sexy. So, obviously I don't agree with some of the people on this list, there are so many more worthy unsexy men. I't still funy though, lighten up.

POSTED BY manny lou AT 05/05/06 6:50 PM

how is Gerard Way NOT SEXY??????? he ooozes sexyness, hes dripping it! he leaves trails of it everywhere he goes...(like a snail but that's not the point) did you actually do research ?, gather data?, look at his damn photos before you labeled him with this nonsence?!?! very sad. very very sad.

POSTED BY DarkMuffin AT 05/07/06 1:13 PM

Had to check out "the worst band since the dawn of music" and discovered I love Nickelback's music. Thanks for helping me & my friends find the Coolest band! And hey, I think that guy Chad is gorgeous- he defines the word 'sexy' so either this is a publicity stunt or you just proved to the world what a jealous ugly fag you are.

POSTED BY ariel AT 05/07/06 5:37 PM

you ppl who wrote this need to get a life gerard way is sexy and mor ppl on here are sexy so fuck off u stupid cunts

POSTED BY XxXEmoxXxKissesXxX AT 05/07/06 6:29 PM

Watched your interview U fricken rat-faced beady-eyed faggot-"fans don't care if the music isnt any good" scumbag idiot liar we wouldn't be fans if we didn't love the music

POSTED BY mariadawn AT 05/08/06 1:52 AM

Bill and Ryan, What was the point of this list of successful men you deem un attractive? I see a little jealiousy of their accomplishments! Especially Chad Koeger of Nickelback. There is a lot more to how attractive a man is then his looks! It has to do with personality,intelligence, and life time accomlishments. I challenge you to post a picture of youselves for me! Joni

POSTED BY joni78 AT 05/08/06 10:48 PM

Firstly, Patsy 463 - should you not be in Kindergarten (depending on the time where you are - here it is midday) - surely an adult would not repeat the same comment over and again - very childish. Secondly, Chad Kroeger should be nowhere near this list, and I suggest the compilers / contributors responsible for this appalling mistake visit their optician asap.

POSTED BY worthgate AT 05/16/06 7:36 AM

Since when do guys compile an unsexy list about guys anyway? There's just something totally weird about that. Chad Kroeger is so damn sexy. OMG! I love his beautiful blue eyes, his face, & his hair. His voice drives me absolutely wild! They are an awesome band! I saw them live in Columbia, SC back in March & I'm going to see them again in September in Raleigh, NC. I was expecting a good show but it totally blew me away. Those Canadian boys can ROCK! I own all their CD's and love each one of them. Obviously the people who compiled this list are legally blind & deaf on top of that. It's all good. I know what I like & that's all that matters. Peace, BabyBlue

POSTED BY NickelbackRocks AT 05/19/06 6:53 PM

Oh, I forgot to mention the fact that Chad Kroeger has a killer ass. He does justice to tight jeans. It's about time guys started wearing jeans the way they should be worn, unlike the loose baggy totally unsexy crap they have been wearing. CHAD IS HOT! :)

POSTED BY NickelbackRocks AT 05/19/06 7:10 PM

Bill Jensen and ryan stewart are prime examples whats wrong with most gay men today. they base attractiveness strictly on superficialities. Sexier isnt always whats on the surface, guys. look deeper. i would wonder who would have made this list if you had two women pick, instead of two gay men.

POSTED BY riotgirl AT 05/21/06 5:06 PM

WOW a guy definitely did this list because it is all wrong (in my opinion) I agree with some of them but most of them I don't agree. I think Chad Kroeger is cute and he's got cute hair, Clay Aiken is real sexy with is hair spiked up not with it flattend down like he had it when he was on the Season Finale of American Idol Season 5, the hair he had there was Hidious!!! and I think Howie Mandel is kinda Sexy with that little patch of hair on his chin. And a bunch of others. but I really think that there shouldn't be a list at all because everybody's opinion is different. One person might think somebody is sexy but another might not. So putting a list together of the most sexiest or the most unsexiest people I think is dumb because everybody can't agree and when there is a list there will always be someone disagreeing with what the list says. I also think that if there has to be a list then women should pick men and men should pick woman because a woman can tell if a man is sexy or not. a guy (unless he's gay) doesn't go "he's not sexy we'll put him here on the list" no plus they don't know enough about what woman look for in a guy. Only a woman can determine that. Sorry this is so long but this is my opinion and I'm entitled to it.

POSTED BY Becca AT 05/27/06 4:08 AM

I posted this at 1:00 am pacific standard time so it is not 4 am

POSTED BY Becca AT 05/27/06 4:11 AM

And on more thing the creator of this list failed to mention President Bush. I think he's so unsexy and he looks like a monkey. We have an ugly monkey running our country how sad!!!

POSTED BY Becca AT 05/27/06 4:16 AM

I fantasize about having sex with Malcolm Gladwell about 50 times a day.

POSTED BY staceylu AT 06/08/06 1:08 AM


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