We've all been there. Kind of.

We've all been there. Kind of.

Just some bro's chillaxin & lookin fo some ho's.

Just some bro's chillaxin & lookin fo some ho's.

A semi-coherent rant about how racial differences affect the world of dating. It could take plastic surgery to remove the puzzled look from your face after listening to this.

A semi-coherent rant about how racial differences affect the world of dating. It could take plastic surgery to remove the puzzled look from your face after listening to this.

A young man seeks vengeance upon the ninjas who so cruelly took his parents' lives.

You'd think two girls who consider James Blunt to be a talented musician wouldn't have such a high-minded moral objection to lip synching...

I'm sure she has plenty of valid reasons why she hates him, she just doesn't feel the need to explain them to you if you can't just SEE for yourself why her best friend's boyfriend sucks.

The Boston vs. Arizona debate continues.

Stalking? Being a loyal Bennigan's customer? Sounding excited over the phone?

Tony's callin' all da ladies to hit him up if they can vouch for a mutual interest in placing and/or answering pathetic personal ads, nice hair, and the word "holla."

One woman has the nerve to suggest that Boston rocks harder than Arizona. Her friends are quick to defend Arizona as "rocking harder than Boston." I assume the deliberations went on deep into the night.

I'm like 99% sure this is Michael Jackson rambling about popsicles in a highly suggestive sexual manner, as per usual.

Alcohol + Rollerblading + Girl Trouble = One pseudo-poetic saturday afternoon.