Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, LET'S GET READY TO HAVE AN EMOTIONALLY CHARGED DEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
In the left hand corner, weighing in at 163 scientifically-measured pounds, the Belligerent Beauty, the Anti-Religious, Anti-Right American Writer, Bill! "The Thrill!" Maher!
In the right hand corner, weighing in just under the weight of fat-cat liberals, the Blonde Bush, the Charismatic Cheney, and the Adam's Apple of her mother's eye, Ann! "The Man!" Coulter!
(I'd ask them to touch gloves, but I'm afraid that they might try to tear each others' fingers off.)