Life Imitates Porn

Allegedly, anyway. According to porn star and blogger Barbie Cummings in an interview with ABC News, Tennessee Highway Patrol Trooper James Randy Moss caught her with booze and prescription pills during what was supposed to be a routine traffic stop (92 in a 70). Cummings, a Knoxville resident who travels to LA here and there to film movie scenes, says she started to panic upon learning from Moss that the charge would prevent her from traveling over state lines. That's when Cummings claims to have let him know about her career as a porn star and her blog (on which she first discussed this info publicly). Soon after, according to Cummings, the recently-suspended Moss proceeded to finagle a blowjob out of her in exchange for his looking the other way on the drugs, but not before grabbing the police cruiser's video camera to document the experience. Cummings, for her part, isn't exactly playing the role of victim. "I kept thinking, this would be such a great story for my blog," she tells the Knoxville News Sentinel.

The Tennessee Highway Patrol has refused to corroborate Cummings's story, citing their investigation into the matter. Though, we're not entirely sure why such a thing is even necessary, if they do indeed have the footage (authorities won't confirm one way or the other if they do). Scratch that. Providing they do have the footage, we have a pretty good idea why such a thing is necessary (insert seedy wink here). 

Unfortunately, Cummings's blog has been pulled as of this afternoon. But this'll due. And for yet another embarrassing tale of Tennessee's finest, try here.