Rudolph the panty-thief reindeer

Holday cheer!

CBS is rolling out the super sexiest/weirdest Chistmas/Holiday(??) schedule ever (see below). A Ricky-Martin-meets-Rudolph-under-the-push-up-bra sort of thing... 

A spinning spiral of pouty models, The Bumble, and The Island of Misfit Toys. Who looks better in faux fur? Who is Heidi? Who is Seal? Are they characters? Are they real? Are they Santa's TV elves? Haphazardly scheduled bring us holiday cheer and loathing.

Tuesday, December 4th (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT): Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Tuesday, December 4th (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT): The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Friday, December 7th (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT): Frosty the Snowman
Friday, December 7th (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT): Frosty Returns
Friday, December 7th (9:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT): Movies that Rock (a celebration of music and film!)
Friday, December 21st (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT): 9th Annual A Home for the Holiday with Sheryl Crow
Saturday, December 22nd (8:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT): Elf