Morning news: Ted Stevens, Al Franken, John Cage, more

Charges dropped against Stevens?: Still guilty of senile irrelevance. [Washington Post]

Franken looks likely: Wins a key ruling in Minnesota. [Gawker]

Obama's in England: Hopefully he brought a better gift for Gordon Brown this time. [Guardian]

About that virus: Apparently it's not doing anything. [Guardian]

Google's April Fool's Joke: GMail autopilot! [GMail]

Apple's April Fool's Joke?: John Cage's "4'3''," a composition for piano consisting of silence for the title duration, was yesterday's iTunes "discovery download."[Pitchfork]