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Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

 

I'll spare you the didactic spiel about why it's acceptable for intelligent folks to watch "Jersey Shore" for non-masturbatory purposes.

JUST HEAD TO THIS NICKNAME GENERATOR AND GET YOUR GUIDO HANDLE

Mine is "The Sausage Party." I was hoping for something better - maybe "Italian Ice" - but I'll take what I can get. Let's just hope it doesn't stick. 

I'd also like to take this moment to make a prediction: The Situation will have his own spin-off show sometime in 2010. Sorry, humanity.

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Published 12/16/2009 by Chris Faraone
 I'll spare you the didactic spiel about why it's acceptable for intelligent folks to watch "Jersey Shore" for non-masturbatory purposes.JUST HEAD TO THIS NICKNAME GENERATOR...

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