The Phoenix Network:
 
 
About  |  Advertise
Adult  |  Moonsigns  |  Band Guide  |  Blogs  |  In Pictures
 
Nominate-best-2010

A sentient penis and brotherly angst

It Came from Below the Belt is a book by Bradley Sands that falls into the fiction genre known as bizarro. It features a human-swallowing giraffe, time travel, and a penis with presidential hopes. Earlier this month, Bradley read at the Coolidge Corner Theatre as an opener to one of their midnight movie screenings. Ian Sands, editorial assistant here at the Phoenix, is Bradley’s little brother. He wrote about what it’s like to have your older bro come to town to give a reading. The essay begins here; you should read the whole thing.

 

My brother wrote a book. It's a good book, especially considering it’s his first. But that’s not to say that it’s for everyone, most of all my mother, my father, my uncle, my grandmother, my aunt, and anyone else related to me. I won't go into great detail as to why it’s not for everyone, except to say the plot involves one Grover Goldstein who’s swallowed by a giraffe and finds himself in the future where he helps his severed, sentient penis capture the presidential election.

 

Click here to read “Insects in my stomach: What it’s like to watch your older brother give a reading”

 

  • Share:
  • Share this entry with Facebook
  • Share this entry with Digg
  • Share this entry with Delicious
  • Email this article to a friend
  • Print this article

Leave a Comment

Login | Not a member yet? Click here to Join
Follow the Phoenix
  • newsletter
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • youtube
  • rss
All Blogs
Filed Under: ,
Related Articles

Boston Phoenix
Revenge of the Idiots
Published 1/29/2010 by BOSTON PHOENIX LETTERS
Letters to the Boston editor, January 29, 2010

0912_dining_LIt
Boston Phoenix
2009: The year in dining
Published 12/25/2009 by ROBERT NADEAU
My year in food

more by Nina MacLaughlin
Small wonders | February 05, 2010
Have a nice future | September 11, 2009
A girl's guide to Boston boys | September 04, 2009
Review: In the Devil's Territory by Kyle Minor | February 25, 2009
Asta in the Wings | January 28, 2009

 See all articles by: Nina MacLaughlin

ADVERTISEMENT
Latest Comments
Tell us more about what happened to Phoebe Prince - Using Facebook is not illegal, but harassment is irregardless of what form. This girl was obviously trying...

By Camille Tuason Mata on 02-07-2010 in Dont Quote Me

The Touching Tale Of Labor And Scott Brown - Blocking nominations is a time honored tradition that both parties partake in, most recently by Barry...

By Fake Name on 02-06-2010 in Talking Politics

MP3 of the Week: Vikesh Kapoor, "Newspress Scare" - stream the 7" here: vikeshkapoor.bandcamp.com/.../newspress-scare-7-2 tickets to the show here:...

By hootenanny on 02-05-2010 in On The Download

Dear Rush Limbaugh: Please Drop Dead. Love, Twitter - Shows the kind of exemplary trash that festers under the banner of the Democrat party. Wishing ANYONE...

By pirogue on 02-05-2010 in Phlog

Thugs and goons: Howie Carr explains--updated! - Can someone please explain to me what the heck a "moonbat" is supposed to be - I know Carr...

By Derek on 02-05-2010 in Dont Quote Me

Latest Comments from WordUp
Most Viewed
Photos and Video: Julian Casablancas at the Paradise Rock Club, and live on WFNX
Ticket On-Sale Alert: The Thermals, Trey Anastasio, Spoon, Jay-Z, Xiu Xiu, and more
Andrew Fenlon speaks! Former Eli Reed trombonist on what you didn't see in his American Idol performance
Gen. Larry Platt's "Pants on the Ground" spawns instant remixes, Facebook group, YouTube covers
New M.I.A. video: "Space Odyssey"
Piebald reissues, reunion show forthcoming
Amanda Palmer: "terror," "unstoppable joy" over wedding engagement to Neil Gaiman
Most Viewed from WordUp
Search Blogs
 
WordUp Archives
Monday, February 08, 2010  |  Sign In  |  Register
 
TODAY'S FEATURED ADVERTISERS
thePhoenix.com
Phoenix Media/Communications Group
Copyright © 2010 The Phoenix Media/Communications Group