The Phoenix Network:
About  |  Advertise
Books  |  Comedy  |  Dance  |  Museum And Gallery  |  Theater

Dance, Monkey: Dan Sally

Is he the father of Clay Aiken’s child?
By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  October 15, 2008


What kinda beer does “Joe Six-Pack” drink? Something American, I betcha.
I bet in public he looks around the bar and has whatever everyone else is drinking, but in private he drinks appletinis. He’s just afraid people will think he’s gay.

Russia is pulling out of Georgia. Is this really the most effective method?
People have varying opinions on this, but the only method that’s 100 percent effective is not invading at all. I just hope Georgia didn’t ruin its chance of making cheerleader next year.

If John McCain showed up at your house on Halloween to trick or treat, what would you throw into the bag his tiny outstretched hands are clutching?
Poison candy. I don’t want people to take this as some political statement or anything. I just live in one of those crazy houses your mom warned you about that hands out poison candy on Halloween.

Would you rather lambada with Cloris Leachman or be officially decreed Paris Hilton’s bff?
If she was dressed as Frau Blücher from Young Frankenstein, Cloris Leachman. Otherwise, Cloris Leachman. I couldn’t deal with Nicole Richie not liking me.

Are you the father of Clay Aiken’s child?
He told me he couldn’t get pregnant.

Dan Sally | Mottley’s Comedy Club, Boston | Thursdays | 617.427.0093

  Topics: Comedy , Clay Aiken , Cloris Leachman , Socialites ,  More more >
  • Share:
  • RSS feed Rss
  • Email this article to a friend Email
  • Print this article Print

Today's Event Picks
Share this entry with Delicious
  •   THE FEMININE CRITIQUE  |  December 24, 2008
    Women in politics came a long way in 2008, but the weight of double standards endures
  •   SPARE-PARTS DEPARTMENT  |  December 17, 2008
    Desperately seeking organ donors  
  •   FURIOUS FOODIES  |  December 16, 2008
    Top Chef at midseason
  •   DANCE MONKEY: DAVID WAIN  |  December 11, 2008
    We put a comic on the hot seat. This week's victim . . .
  •   WRIGHT STUFF  |  December 12, 2008
    The Comedy Hall of Fame picks a winner

 See all articles by: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN

RSS Feed of for the most popular articles
 Most Viewed   Most Emailed 

Friday, December 26, 2008  |  Sign In  |  Register
Phoenix Media/Communications Group:
Copyright © 2008 The Phoenix Media/Communications Group