JE: Yeah, I was just gonna say it’s a really clever movie.
WH: Very clever.
JE: Very clever!
WH: Highbrow.
JE: In fact, the producer once said, “You know, no one’s gonna get this reference without a PhD,” and that line made it into the movie. And so, you know, there’s a lot of PhDs in Boston, so they should come too!
BM: Oh, and the PhDs do appreciate boobs, so if there’s a sequel that’s rated R …
WH: [Laughs.]
BM: You might wanna consider, just a liiittle bit.
WH: Which one of the actresses should we ask about it?
BM: We’re probably cool with Miss Superbad [co-star Emma Stone].
WH: Yeah, that’s probably the way to go.
BM: Or even just, you know, nude zombies.
WH: Just nude zombies?
JE: There is, right in the beginning of the movie.
BM: There is?
WH: Chi-chi’s right off the top!
BM: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
JE: Yeah, it’s supposed to be a stripper chasing men out of a strip club. She’s a stripper-zombie.
BM: Christ! How could I have forgotten that? I’ll turn in my press card, then I’ll turn in my hetero card right after that!
WH: [Laughs.]
JE: They give you a hetero card? That’s like an elevator pass. If you get one, chances are, you’re gonna … I’m trying to think of a joke here!
WH: I’ve gotta think of a joke here…
BM: I swear, I can be funny in print!
JE: You must be hysterical.
BM: Hi-larious.
WH: Okay, I’ve got a joke from Willie Nelson: A guy asks his wife if he died, would she find someone else? She says, "Oh, I don’t know, honey." He says, "Well, would you marry someone else?" She says, "I don’t know." He says, "Well, would you let him use my golf clubs?" She says, "No, he’s left-handed."
