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Review: Resident Evil 5

Bigoted, or just boring?
By MITCH KRPATA  |  March 24, 2009
2.5 2.5 Stars


VIDEO: The trailer for Resident Evil 5

Resident Evil 5 | For PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 | Rated M for Mature | Developed and Published by Capcom
Is it racist? The question has been plaguing Resident Evil 5 since its infamous trailer debuted at the 2007 Electronic Entertainment Expo. A short video showed little besides a buff Caucasian named Chris Redfield mowing down legions of impoverished and feral African natives. Even in a subculture known for controversy, the conflagration that followed in the gaming community was unprecedented. Cries of "Racist!" echoed from all sides. Non-gamers stepped into the fray. Nobody, it seemed, could mention RE5 without asking the same thing.

There's good news and bad news. Unlike that ill-fated trailer, the full game benefits from the context of the storyline. It's clear from the start that the homicidal villagers are under the control of a parasite, victims of a bio-terrorism program sponsored by a multinational corporation. One of the first villagers we see, in fact, is in the process of having an icky, many-legged worm shoved down his throat. The swarming foes that surround Chris have taken on rainbow hues; they include Arabs, Asians, and even the occasional white person. Chris also has an African partner named Sheva. And it should be said that, in the heat of battle, the last thing you think about is what your enemies look like. Threat assessment takes priority over racial quotas.

On the other hand, you still don't do anything besides pump these poor, stereotyped souls full of lead. RE5's occasional reliance on outdated imagery would be hilarious if it weren't so shocking. The middle portion of the game has enemies in grass skirts throwing spears at Chris and Sheva. Some even wear witch-doctor masks and juggle torches. These symbols are loaded with unfortunate historical baggage — it's like a 19th-century Belgian trader's idea of the Dark Continent. Capcom surely intended no offense, and reasonable people can disagree about the end result. Either way, "problematic" would be a fair description.

But RE5 has a more pressing problem: it's not very good. Anybody would be hard pressed to top RE4, but the creators of the fifth installment appear to have decided they'd rather not try. When RE5 isn't regurgitating action-game tropes — like chaining Chris and Sheva to gun turrets or populating rooms with exploding barrels — it's simply repeating stuff from the previous game. There's another enemy with a chainsaw, another ogre that's a dead ringer for RE4's "El Gigante," and, of course, more mind-numbing quicktime events, in which you have to respond to button prompts while watching your characters do things. Even worse: though the stop-and-pop gameplay is as tense as ever, late in the game RE5 poorly implements a Gears of War–style cover mechanic.

It's not all bad. As a computer-controlled partner, Sheva is accurate and helpful, though she chooses the wrong weapon for the job every time. Better to play with a friend, either locally or on-line. Sharing ammo and herbs is a nice twist on the usual survival-horror problem of scarcity of resources. But given the lack of situations requiring ingenuity and teamwork, playing co-op more often feels like playing single-player simultaneously. It's just two people pulling the trigger until it goes "click."

Which brings us to RE5's biggest problem: it isn't scary. It may be a fine action game, but there are no surprises. You never feel alone and outgunned — certainly not when you and your buddy are arguing over whether the mustachio'd zombie more closely resembles Freddie Mercury or Saddam Hussein. Fun this game may be. But Resident Evil it ain't.

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Re: Review: Resident Evil 5
Very Suprised with the negative review........ One of the best games i have played in years, the graphics are fantastic along with great storyline and great gameplay!!!! Also looking at all the main reviews on wikipedia they would all seem to agree with me! Finally the game was the biggest franchise launch of its kind in the UK out-selling the U2 ALBUM and the top 5 combined of the UKS MOVIE CHART....... RESULTS SPEAK FOR ITSELF!!!!!!!
By deano1987 on 03/25/2009 at 12:11:11
Re: Review: Resident Evil 5
"Bigoted, or just boring?" That's my question too. In my opinion though this review is just boring. Mitch spends more time complaining about nothing relevant and less time actually telling us about the game or why he decided to flame it so bad. Can this actually be called a review? More like a whiny blog post.
By quacktape on 03/25/2009 at 3:28:17
Re: Review: Resident Evil 5
In my opinion, RE5 was a fantastic game overall and a VERY welcome addition to the series.  After reading this, I firmly believe that the reviewer was just nitpicky and made a lame attempt to deviate from all the other stellar reviews, just to be "different".  
By cafeaugeek on 03/25/2009 at 3:34:33
Re: Review: Resident Evil 5
 RE5 is clearly one of the best zombie horror games ever. The mindless, ravenous zombie hordes have escaped the confines of the disc have taken to the web! I wonder if any of the commenters above me would call RE5 their most favorite RE5 game. Personally, I was always more into the suspense and horror aspect of the RE series and reviews across the web seem to agree that RE5 is not horror. It seems more like Army of Two with tentacle-head people.The reviewer's closing comments "Fun this game may be. But Resident Evil it ain't." seems dead-on to me.
By defcon on 03/25/2009 at 5:15:59
Re: Review: Resident Evil 5
 This is one of the first negative reviews I have heard about this game. I would be inclined to debate the merit of this review; however, it is completely obvious that Mitch writes terrible reviews to anger people, just so he can get more recognition for his review -- Even if they are all terrible. Which they are. But then again, this is why you have to visit actual gaming sites for correct information and not some bull that somebody slaps together the day the review is due.
By fearix on 03/26/2009 at 6:56:37
Re: Review: Resident Evil 5
 You're absolutely right, Fearix. Let's head over to some real gaming sites where they can afford real writers because the game companies pay them for the reviews.

If you've read N'Gai Croal's blog at Newsweek or listened to 1U's podcast, you'll have heard them both laud Mitch's writing on several occasions. Tell me, what have you contributed? Posting to /v/ doesn't count.
By defcon on 03/27/2009 at 9:41:25
Re: Review: Resident Evil 5
 Wow, Defcon. You're a bigger dick than Mitch. Luckily, I'm well-tempered and I just find your unecessary lash-out completely hilarious. And what may I ask you, are you contributing? You sound awfully pretentious, even though you contradict your own statement by commenting.
By fearix on 03/29/2009 at 6:02:50

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