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The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 100-91

These guys couldn't turn on a radio
April 13, 2007 1:01:36 PM

Enormous beer guts. Embarrassing bowl cuts. Double chins. Mullets. With all of the ugly dudes out there — like that guy with the porno mustache sitting across from you on the Green Line right now — you’d think compiling a list of the 100 unsexiest men in the world would be easy. Like Paris Hilton easy.

But when it comes to sexiness in men, there’s so much more to it than looks. (If you don’t believe that, ask yourself how at least four dog-faced wretches could all claim paternity of a Playboy centerfold’s offspring.) Yes, so much of what defines unsexiness in men is behavioral. So in addition to poring over thousands of repugnant photographs of the planet's least appealing gents, overworked researchers at the Phoenix's underground Unsexiest Laboratory had to utilize a formula that also took loathsomeness into account.

And that made things a little more difficult.

But when the smoke cleared, there was one repulsive, poorly coiffed man standing alone atop Homely Mountain. Click below to find out the undisputed winner of this year’s Golden Gilbert, the trophy named in honor of last year’s unsexy champ, Gilbert Gottfried. Our 2007 #1 was the clear winner because he is both an ugly person and an unattractive man — the worst of both worlds!

To see who else made the unkindest cut, click below to get started. We advise, however, that you wait at least half an hour after eating your last meal, just to be safe. And if you feel so compelled, you can discuss the list and post your own in the forum.

[100] TOM CRUISE
Religio-cinematic icon

The heat Cruise emitted early in his career has evaporated, leaving a smirking corpse only slightly colder than the Wicked Witch of the West (to name another humorless cartoon, prone to disturbingly manic episodes, who melts when squirted). About as sexy as a toad turd, Cruise struts around like a smaller, yappier version of Schwarzenegger-as-Terminator (check his cyborg-like smile and virtuous embrace of a bizarre science-fiction scenario masquerading as quasi-religion) but comes off even creepier, given his campaign to impregnate and enslave — sorry, wed in holy matrimony — impressionable young actresses.

[99] AARON CARTER
Aging kidz bopper

This pizza-faced little bro of the Backstreet Boys’ Nick Carter spent his airtime on their trainwreck reality show puking his guts out and trying to convince his trailer-trash buddies how ’hood he is.

[98] REVEREND TED HAGGARD
Colorado male-escort patron

Getting snagged with prostitutes is always a bad look, but Ted — no relation to Merle — compounded the common sin of adultery with heaps of lyin’, bullshittin’, and hypocritizin’. The leader of the 30-million-strong National Association of Evangelicals — as well as an anti-evolutionist and an important supporter of George W. Bush’s 2004 re-election campaign — preached anti-gay sermons from his pulpit while also making monthly paid visits to a male prostitute, with whom he allegedly snorted meth. More proof that God loves ugly?

[97] LARRY KING
Celebrity interlocutor

This septuagenarian serial monogamist makes Marge Simpson sound like Lily Allen. Rumored to have a terrible flatulence problem.

[96] JON HEDER
Jojo dancer

After Napoleon Dynamite, this genetically-challenged one-joke-wonder stretched his 15 minutes by painting on the spandex and starring as Will Ferrell's figure-skating partner in a film that should’ve been titled Napoleon Dynamite on Ice. Is there an unsexier phrase in the English language than “Will Ferrell’s skating partner”?

[95] PATRICK STUMP
Fall Out Boy singer; emoticon

FOB ringleader Pete Wentz, who infamously camera-phoned pics of his own dick and accidentally leaked ’em to the Internet, writes every shitty lyric that comes out of Stump’s mouth (except for the ones they “borrowed” from Massachusetts hardcore vet Wes Eisold). But given the singer’s physique, Wentz must be feeding Stump more than words. If that pudge-gutted, receding-hairlined, mutton-chopped marionette wants to get laid, we recommend a case of Slim-Fast, a couple of Motörhead records, and the retrieval of his balls from whatever jar Wentz keeps them in.

[94] BILL RICHARDSON
Darkhorse

Chubby presidential candidate has repped the USA in negotiations with some of the world’s scariest and weirdest dictators. Which, unfortunately, leaves the triple-chinned hopeful with precious little time for the treadmill. Chances may improve if he stays hungry — or if he accidentally eats the rest of the Democratic field onstage during the first debate.

[93] JIMMY KIMMEL
Blimp 182

We always appreciated Sarah Silverman’s debased, masochistic sense of humor, but secretly suspected it was all just an act — at least until we found out she was dating a certain chubb-o late-night TV host. After an evening of screwing Kimmel, telling Holocaust jokes must seem like a walk in the park.

[92] OSAMA BIN LADEN
Diabetic outlaw

Only slightly less sexy than our own commander in chief, the Ichabod Crane of Tora Bora could use a new look. Note to Osama: camouflage jackets have been out since the millennium. (Hey, since the military can’t find him, maybe the fashion police should be on the case.) Sure, there’s not a surplus of couture outlets — or even dry cleaners — in Afghanistan, but even Al-Zarqawi knew how to apply a little eye-liner and lip gloss.

[91] BOB SAGET
Tanner

There’s nothing sadder than a comedian who gets more laughs as a punchline than he does as a stand-up. But when Saget went Rambo and started telling gross-out jokes to play off the shame of having raised the Olsen twins, he crossed the line from pathetic bottom-feeder to slimy douchebag.

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COMMENTS

Hey. You're a complete idiot. Your perception of what's hot may be different than other people's- infact, I can give you the names of at least 500 chicks who would LOVE to see #95 take OFF this list. Patrick Stump is an amazing person. Have you ever spent any amount of time with the man? Have you ever actually LISTENED to his voice? Not to mention that he's dead sexy. Not everyone falls for the David Beckhams, the Brad Pitts, or even the Pete Wentz's of the world. Patrick is REAL- not one of the false, photoshopped images you see day in and day out. And his realness is what makes him beautiful to so many of us.

POSTED BY SarahLC AT 05/01/07 10:22 AM
Hey, I totally disagree with your comment on number 95 Patrick Stump. Just because he does not fit the stereotype pretty boy image does not make him less of a sexy person. He has an amazing voice and look like someone you just want be with. Not everyone fall for the pretty boy, some of us like the geeky guy's.

POSTED BY artistspin AT 05/01/07 10:47 AM
Alright, I understand "Freedom of Speech"...but honestly...where do you get off disrespecting someone that much? The comments made about #95 (Patrick Stump) disgust me! I agree with the above comments. He is an amazing person, he is an insanely talented man, and the most genuine person anyone in this world has ever had the pleasure of meeting. Inside and out. So before you go stating false accusations about his eating habits, or the placement of his genitals, you may want to double check your statements with your conscience...because I believe it thinks you are an asshole.

POSTED BY HayKylene AT 05/01/07 10:54 PM
Laughing hysterically at all the little teeny boppers getting their panties in a wad becuase you would have the gall to insult the worlds most incredible person....Patrick Stump! too f'in funny

POSTED BY Chuck AT 05/16/07 4:55 PM
Oh honestly, calm down people, go back to your fansites and your delusions of reality and get off the internet if people's opinions upset you. This is life, and you're not welcome to participate, not with that attitude anyway. FYW, sucking up to Patrick Stump on this site will get you 0 points in life or in his book, he can't hear you, what does it matter?

POSTED BY YuYevon AT 05/17/07 10:30 PM
What the hell, is this shit? First off, whoever has such a lack of a life to even make an "unsexiest person" list, then fuck off. Second of all, Patrick Stump is one of THE SEXIEST people ever. So go suck your mom's balls. and yes. she has them. dfjgjklskdfjg.

POSTED BY xfalloutgirlx AT 05/24/07 4:07 PM
I am honestly cracking up at all of the "OMG not Stump, he's soooo sexy, he has to be, he's part of Fall Out Boy." And complaining about the 'cruel' comments towards him when the list is full of them. Get over it. When creating a list of "sexy" yes you are allowed to judge people on their level of attractiveness. That's part of what sexy is, and he doesn't have it. Just because you happen to like the band does not make him hot, nor does how much you wish you were a groupie. Even though he's unsexy you can still listen to the music.

POSTED BY Zigspective AT 06/10/07 5:51 PM
I cant believe this list! Patrick Stump being #95, my god! you dont even know him! besides, he is sexy for what he believes and how nice of a person he is. not saying that he is unatractive cause i happen to think that he is rather attractive, just like many other girls, and women! You shouldent go arount tellin people wether they are sexy or not anyway! so there's something to think about! gosh, i love Pete Wentz and all, but i think he should be in patrick's place for all the things he's done!@ Patrick has just wrote beautiful lyrics, and be Patrick! for Christs sake!

POSTED BY lex AT 06/24/07 8:02 PM
I looked at this entire list, and I must say it was hilarious!! It was so funny to look at all the comments the crazed fans wrote about that Fall Out Boy singer and My Chemical Romance whatshisname. It really doesn't matter what you guys say about this list, and obviously you took the time to look at it, so you can't really be complaining. I'm not saying that some of the comments about the people were very appropriate, but really, they have a right to their opinion, as does everybody. But telling somebody that they can go kill themselves isn't funny in the slightest, no matter how angry or annoyed you are at them. And frankly, if people make comments such as that, they aren't any better than the person making the list.

POSTED BY armageddon1110 AT 06/25/07 7:13 PM
i am outraged at number 95! i am not going to tell you to die or suck anyones balls, but i am going to say that i was very angry when i saw this. i dont know how someone can say such horrible things about someone they dont know. so patrick stump has gained some weight, but looks is not what matters. he is in a band and what matters is the music. you shouldnt be judging people by what they look like. he is a musican, he has an amazing voice and that is all that matters.

POSTED BY iamthedreamer AT 07/16/07 2:55 PM
what the hell is your problem? Number 95 just boils my blood. Who the fuck are you to say those disgusting things about an amazingly talented young man?! And besisdes that he is PERFECTLY GOOD LOOKING, actually he's damn sexy so back off! (why he is on this list is still unknown to me.) Patrick is none of those things you said he was and he's in a wonderful band that is influencing many new incoming bands today. Sorry buddy, back away from this one. You should be ashamed of yourself; i would be if i was an asshole like you.

POSTED BY Marissa AT 07/16/07 4:00 PM
First off I would like to say KISS MY ASS! To whom ever wrote this ####'n #### about my Patrick. Please choke on whattever food your about to eat you fat pig and die! Never speak about Patrick Stump again! Matter of fact Never let his name come outta you damn mouth! #### you and good-night!

POSTED BY MrsPatrickStumph AT 12/16/07 4:05 PM
I know you're sick of reading this, but I too have a problem with your choice for #95. Any and all emo "band" members deserve to be moved MUCH higher up the list, especially Stump. His singing somehow manages to make Farinelli sound masculine by comparison. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard. Also, he obviously has no fashion sense, as sideburns went out with Burnsides. Worse, it's painfully obvious that the only fans Taking Back My Chemical Fallout Boys have (as far as I'm concerned, they're all the same mediocre posers) are 14-year-olds whose entire lifelong musical exposure consists of vapid, two-note bubblegum pop straight from the gaping bowels of MTV. Reading the very first comment forced the inanity that is "Dance Dance" back into my head, after I thought it had been permanently exorcised. You'd better put Stump in the top 30 in 2008. My sanity depends on it.

POSTED BY Laurakat AT 12/17/07 9:25 PM
I have a comment about 95, not because I don't agree (the person is indeed an asshat), the actual person you are referring to is Pete Wentz. He is the one who leaked nude pictures online, and he is who writes all of the lyrics. Patrick Stump is just the singer of the shitty lyrics, receding hairline aside.

POSTED BY lindzee AT 12/21/07 11:17 AM
remove Bob Dylan from this list!!! move Tom Cruise up from 100 to 9.. and add another from your runners-up..

POSTED BY daphne AT 12/22/07 5:16 AM
You go SarahLC! Oh and one question, do you actually ASK females when it comes to writing this list? Or do you just rely on your dumbass wrong understanding of what you think women like? Try talking to a girl, it may suprise you.

POSTED BY IggyC! AT 12/26/07 5:52 PM
"FYW, sucking up to Patrick Stump on this site will get you 0 points in life or in his book, he can't hear you, what does it matter?" Just because you've no integrity doesn't mean we all don't have a bit in us. We know that Patrick Stump won't be reading this. In fact, I'm sure he'd like to stay away from it. We're defending him, because he honestly is a really nice person, and, although, yes, this person is entitled to their opinion, there is absolutely no need to harass him as they have. Really, this entire list shouldn't exsist, especially for people's entertainment. Most of these people, in fact, work hard and excel at what they do. A lot of them, like Patrick, are actually, oh hey, normal. I don't know how you managed to list yourselves so low on the list, at 76, because you are probably some of the ugliest people I've seen.

POSTED BY kimberlycheesepuff AT 12/31/07 5:09 PM
I registered for this just to tell you that Patrick Stump has no place on this list, and wouldn't need any of the aforementioned devices to get laid by me. All he'd have to do is show up. If the comments I've scanned above are any indication, you're so far off base you're off the map. Get a clue.

POSTED BY little_whittles AT 12/31/07 6:36 PM
as with all the other people above, i am absolutely appalled at the appearance of Patrick Stump in this list. How could you bag this guy out. If you like Fall Out Boy's music, then you have been put under the spell of this genius. He is an absolutely amazing songwriter, and is the beating heart behind Fall Out Boy. He keeps the band alive. HOW DARE YOU!

POSTED BY HATERS AT 01/01/08 7:02 AM
I cannot express the comedic genius that is Fall Out Boy fangirls. I'm convinced the addition of Fatty Patty as they apparently call him was just in order to make all these hilariously sad botched-up-eyeliner-and-odd-fringe-jobs come out of the woodwork. Thankyou very much!

POSTED BY rat AT 01/01/08 7:40 AM
hahahaah! okayy wow. whoever wrote this can go suck cock. you don't know anything. kthnks. FAGGOT! foryourinformation;patrick stump(h) is STRAIGHT-------------------STRAIGHT

POSTED BY ricstump(h) AT 01/01/08 8:45 PM
hahahaah! okayy wow. whoever wrote this can go suck cock. you don't know anything. kthnks. FAGGOT! foryourinformation;patrick stump(h) is STRAIGHT-------------------STRAIGHT

POSTED BY ricstump(h) AT 01/01/08 8:45 PM
Alright. Where should I begin. Ok, number one: Who has the time and, most importantly, the lack of self respect to have to list what celebrities you find "unsexy", just so people might read your newsletter? Please. Keep your opinions to your simple-minded selves. And two: Who truly cares about which celebrity is "sexier"? No one should. Leave the lives of celebrities to the celebrities themselves. Your opinion on a person should be based on the true person, not how well your hair was straightened or how "hot" you look in your new jeans. Realizing that people care more about celebrities and their lives then their own makes me laugh. So the next time one of you would rather cover Paris' new boytoy instead of giving people information that may actually help and effect someone's life; Think, please.

POSTED BY el!seftw AT 01/01/08 9:07 PM
Ahh yeahh, like everybody else on this comment blog. i STRONGLY disagree with %95. Honestly, its all a stereotype, and it needs to stop. Ahha Pats just as sexy as anybody else in FOB, even sexier. Yeahh it's the Diehards opinion, and we dont care what you other negros say about them but to post him as one of the top ugliest, oh pleasee. Grow up.

POSTED BY beenstumpdO7 AT 01/01/08 9:13 PM
Oh I'm sure he'd really appreciate his fans being homophobic on his behalf..

POSTED BY rat AT 01/01/08 9:46 PM
i cant believe patrick is #95. get him the fuck out of this list. and what they wrote about him, they dont know him. from what ive seen he is a really sweet guy. i'd sure like to see the person who made this list, your probably a fugly fuck. and to all those people telling us "fangirls" to shut up and grow up, no we wont back down, and we are not fangirls, we are the diehards, we are the ones that care and if we think this is fucked up, it is. who are they to say shit about our idol? if you think this is totally fucked, add me. myspace.com/kizza_kiz

POSTED BY XXKIRRAMCRFOBTAIFANGSUPXX AT 01/01/08 10:10 PM
This is absolutly ridiculous of you too even make a list like this in the first place, but to add a man so talented as PATRICK MARTIN STUMP you are completely ignorant. You would not know art if it bit you on your ugly face, and the next time you want to make a list such as this one I suggest you take a good look in the mirror, kiddo. Sometimes it doesnt and/or should not matter if a person is ugly, balding, or overweight. What matters is he is making twice as much money a year that you could ever dream of singing his ass off every night. If anyone has a problem with my response, or you like it add my patrick stump fansite: www.myspace.com/stump_on_vocals

POSTED BY NickyyLouu AT 01/01/08 10:47 PM
Come on I really don't know who made this list and truthfully i don't think its right. People were not made to be jugde and their all made differently and Patrick is One of The GREATEST men i know and love! He was made to be musician and His lyrics are from the heart and hes really tired of haters and don't care what they say. If he seen this page you know he would laugh and know that many of his fans know that this is wrong and might thank them for standing up for whats right. I really think I should Dedicate "One and Only" to you, because its his point of view to haters so listen to it. Maybe or no NOW you should as well take him off. one more thing Fuck and YOU!

POSTED BY Patrick=Hott AT 01/01/08 10:54 PM
ok, wat the fuck is ur problem! ugh! patrick is freakin amazing! and most definately not ugly fat and gross. hes amazing and yeah hes sexy! mmmhmm true story! so shut the fuck up! and pull ur head out of ur ass! gawd! hes amazing and REAL! as opposed to all those "hollywood heavyweights" and he has THE most AMAZINGEST voice ive ever heard in my life! now thats fucking sexy! he shouldnt be on this list at all, i suggest u remove him from it, cuz he dont belong on it!

POSTED BY xXxwentzsxgurlxXx AT 01/01/08 10:56 PM
I'm outraged to see Patrick Stump on this list! He is a very respected member of Fall Out Boy, and he is very comfortable with his appearance, as he's openly said. No one has any right to place him on here. To even make a list such as this in the first place..just take a look in the mirror. Who cares if someone's not as 'beautiful' as someone else? Patrick Stump happens to make more than twice as much as you'll ever dream of making in a life time, actually having talent. He is wonderful..and a pretty sexy man. You need to float face down in a river.

POSTED BY johhnydepp_sweeneytodd AT 01/01/08 10:58 PM
ok this is seriously fucking retarded everyone has there own image of "sexy" or "unsexy".why even bother making the fucking list i think that patrick martin stump(h) is one of the sexiest people ALIVE.hes amazing and yes im a fucking fall out boy diehard to all you people out there who are sick of people deffending patrick GET OVER IT yes hes a little on the chubby side,but thats why people love him hes not always picture perfect like everyone else in hollywood and fall out boys lyrics are not even close to shitty,maybe if you would actually spend some fucking time to listen to there music instead of writting this stupid ass list you could understand that hes an amazing person and you should have put him on this list

POSTED BY fuckit AT 01/01/08 10:59 PM
ok this is seriously fucking retarded everyone has there own image of "sexy" or "unsexy".why even bother making the fucking list i think that patrick martin stump(h) is one of the sexiest people ALIVE.hes amazing and yes im a fucking fall out boy diehard to all you people out there who are sick of people deffending patrick GET OVER IT yes hes a little on the chubby side,but thats why people love him hes not always picture perfect like everyone else in hollywood and fall out boys lyrics are not even close to shitty,maybe if you would actually spend some fucking time to listen to there music instead of writting this stupid ass list you could understand that hes an amazing person and you should have put him on this list

POSTED BY fuckit AT 01/01/08 10:59 PM
Oh yeah, and one more thing to mention Patrick Stump shouldn't be in 95 you should be in mother fucking 95! You should make another list that has amazing voices of 2007 and put patrick in #1!!!!

POSTED BY Patrick=Hott AT 01/01/08 11:03 PM
YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PATRICK STUMP IS ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE!!!!! T_T

POSTED BY XdropXaXheartX99 AT 01/02/08 12:01 AM
I am shocked and appalled to see that Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy was listed as number 95 on your stupid, demeaning list. Stump is one of the sexiest men on this planet and not to mention one of the most intelligent. Anyone who has enough time to make an inane list like this should GET A LIFE! I would bet money on the fact that the so called 'journalist' who wrote the list is the ugliest scum bag that ever lived.

POSTED BY catie AT 01/02/08 12:31 AM
why did the your name thing like say "wentzgirl" or whatever randomly? anyways, that's not my point. I disagree with #95 (Well no shit) I don't think he's all that fat at all, just because he's not a fucking Pete Wentz or William Beckett doesn't mean he's fat! Or ugly! I think he's adorable! and i'm positive he has no trouble "Getting laid" Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, people, and I think the whole list itself was just an accident waiting to happen.

POSTED BY Mirandaworddd AT 01/02/08 2:19 AM
well that just totally pissed me off. the description makes him sound like some obese dick in a trailer park! WHICH HE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I read it and started crying, i was so mad. I swear, if i find out who wrote this, i will personally stranggle them slowly. That's a sick thing to say about a person. I love him and thats all that matters. Take that you fucked up tabloid. Go burn you fuckers. He has an amazing voice and more tallent in him then all you fuckers combined. go and try to prossess that, because y'all are pretty stupid to put Patrick on here and degrade him like this. Go Fucken Burn. The Hell Dogs are waiting.

POSTED BY PatricksSecretLover AT 01/02/08 10:34 AM
He's not a singer, he's a vocalist. get it right. I bet you've never heard music before. You listen to (C)rap, right. well venture outside the relem of falsehood and enter the world of ACTUAL INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you all.

POSTED BY PatricksSecretLover AT 01/02/08 10:39 AM
Are you being serious?!?!? If image wasnt a big enough problem, we now have a list of "unsexy" people. Lets not judge theese people on their talent, no lets go to that shallow place in ourselves and judge them on their looks, fantastic jsut what we need. Firstly if the so-called staff looked absolutely perfect, maybe they could judge others, but no noone is perfect, maybe they should take a long look in the mirror and judge what gives them the right to call people "unsexy". Its articles like this that is only fuelling the large "i must be pretty to be accepted" idea Next time keep your opinions to yourself If your gonna be positive fine, if your just gonna put people down, get over yourself.

POSTED BY BeckiB AT 01/02/08 4:56 PM
what the hell is your problem? these people did absolutely nothing to you. and yet you still put them on this retarded list. who cares if someone isn't "sexy"? still doesn't give you the right to make fun of them and talk trash. you're probably just some old fat retard who thinks you're tough because you can talk big because you're behind a screen. grow up. and get a real job. on that does not include writing trashy articles that no one will ever care about. and don't ever say anything bad about patrick stump again. you'll really regret it

POSTED BY wtfitsali AT 01/02/08 5:32 PM
This is so fucked up. who ever wrote this sits on their fucking fat ass all day writing about people who actually have lifes. you probally live in your moms basement. oh and by the way bitch, patrick stump is way hotter and cooler than your ass will ever be. go get a life you jerk!

POSTED BY xxfalloutboyxxlove AT 01/02/08 5:43 PM
whoever wrote this is one of the saddest people i have ever met. honestly, it's pretty factual (look around you) that you don't have people willing to defend you you worthless piece of shit. actually, patrick stump does. sooo...yeah, maybe the fact that all of these girls are extremely willing to do whatever he says, including blow him or whatever, shows you just how sexy he is. re-evaluate. super serially. :)

POSTED BY awesome! AT 01/02/08 7:52 PM
whoever wrote this is a complete dick! I was fortunate enough to meet the wonderful and extremely talented Patrick Stump, he is one of the sweetest and sexiest men I've come to meet, unlike the asshole who wrote this. Whoever wrote this can go to hell.

POSTED BY dark_one AT 01/02/08 10:12 PM
I wish you people could read - talent is irrelevant here. And if you're the diehard fans I'm not surprised Wentz tried to top himself at bestbuy. I'd be ashamed as fuck to be associated with such a bunch of mobster morons in any way!

POSTED BY rat AT 01/03/08 5:46 AM
I'm just going to start off by saying to the person above me that fans wouldn't be defending Fall Out Boy's talent if it weren't being challenged. Also, what the fuck does Wentz have to do with anything? This is about Patrick. And suicide is far too serious to joke about like that. Point is, even if some people don't find Patrick attractive, there's no reason to insult the band. Or bring up Pete's nude pictures and "shitty" lyrics. Those lyrics have saved lives. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I'm just stating mine. I don't think it's fair to insult Patrick that way. Sure, he's not a model, but for the most part, those insults had to do with Fall Out Boy's talent. If the author hates Pete so much, why didn't that person put him on here instead. And I'm pretty sure Patrick is not Pete's bitch. He can carry his own balls.

POSTED BY AnneOCK AT 01/03/08 7:07 AM
Why the hell is Patrick on this list? He's an amazing singer and so very telented, and completely adorable. Hell, to me he is the sexiest man alive. In my opinion, it should be Pete Wentz on this list. He's overrated and not all that attractive. Patrick is sexy. And if ya need proof, watch the vid for "The Take Over, The Breaks Over." Everytime I see that I'm turned on. And as someone else once said, Patrick isn't fat; he's cuddly. Whoever put him on this list can go to hell.

POSTED BY TheGreenFairy AT 01/03/08 2:31 PM
I love how you put patrick stump on the list yet all of these comments are saying how sexy he is. Yes i agree, yes I'm a fall out boy fan and no I am not 14 but clearly you need to revaluate your list. But whatever I guess its an opinion of one newspaper staff who, most likely, will never have as many fans falling all over them as patrick does. This whole list is ridiculous and i cant even fathom how you can live with yourselves after so cruelly degrading these people.

POSTED BY laurent AT 01/03/08 6:52 PM
Oh yeah and as much as I'm all for the defense of Patrick because i love the guy, some of you girls need to just be quiet because your making us look bad.

POSTED BY laurent AT 01/03/08 6:55 PM
You people are idiots if you think Patrick Stump is one of the Un-Sexiest Men of '07, you CLEARLy don't have your eyes open, take a look at Peter or Andrew, they top his in "Ugliness" by 200%!

POSTED BY Mrs_Stump16 AT 01/03/08 8:58 PM
You people are idiots if you think Patrick Stump is one of the Un-Sexiest Men of '07, you CLEARLy don't have your eyes open, take a look at Peter or Andrew, they top his in "Ugliness" by 200%!

POSTED BY Mrs_Stump16 AT 01/03/08 8:58 PM
I realize that everyone is entitled to their own opinion so here is mine. Patrick Stump should never have been anywhere nears to being on this list. The "shitty lyrics" that Pete writes has nothing to do with his appearance, neither does Pete for that matter. I don't even know why he was dragged into this. For us diehards, Patrick is an amazing person and is not the "unsexy" person this article says he is. His looks don't matter us, what matters is the music that we love so much. Who ever decided to put him on this list made a huge mistake.

POSTED BY long_live_the_carXcrash<3 AT 01/03/08 9:28 PM
I must say, they chose the wrong picture for John Heder in this list, consindering he looks pretty hot... Way to go, The Pheonix!

POSTED BY Mrs_Stump16 AT 01/03/08 11:49 PM
haha good list. although why isnt the other guy from fob on here?

POSTED BY bracelets AT 01/04/08 3:07 AM
THIS LIST IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. anyone who agrees with Patrick being on this list is a dick-faced asshole. Patrick, not only being incredibly sexy, writes the music for Fall Out Boy while Pete writes the lyrics. i do not understand how you can think you can get away with insulting ANYBODY on this list that. not only does that comment insult Patrick, but the whole band, specifically Pete. Pete has nothing to do with how Patrick looks or how he behaves. and just in case you didnt know this, you stupid shit faced assholes, Patrick, Andy and Joe have a say in the lyrics, its not just Pete. i'll bet that NOBODY who wrote this list listens to Fall Out Boy or you would realize how incredible the lyrics and music are. if you dont listen to them then you have NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER to be talking shit about them. you assholes can all go die a slow painful death.

POSTED BY emoFOBgirl AT 01/04/08 8:15 PM
THIS LIST IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. anyone who agrees with Patrick being on this list is a dick-faced asshole. Patrick, not only being incredibly sexy, writes the music for Fall Out Boy while Pete writes the lyrics. i do not understand how you can think you can get away with insulting ANYBODY on this list that. not only does that comment insult Patrick, but the whole band, specifically Pete. Pete has nothing to do with how Patrick looks or how he behaves. and just in case you didnt know this, you stupid shit faced assholes, Patrick, Andy and Joe have a say in the lyrics, its not just Pete. i'll bet that NOBODY who wrote this list listens to Fall Out Boy or you would realize how incredible the lyrics and music are. if you dont listen to them then you have NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER to be talking shit about them. you assholes can all go die a slow painful death.

POSTED BY emoFOBgirl AT 01/04/08 8:15 PM
THIS LIST IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. anyone who agrees with Patrick being on this list is a dick-faced asshole. Patrick, not only being incredibly sexy, writes the music for Fall Out Boy while Pete writes the lyrics. i do not understand how you can think you can get away with insulting ANYBODY on this list that. not only does that comment insult Patrick, but the whole band, specifically Pete. Pete has nothing to do with how Patrick looks or how he behaves. and just in case you didnt know this, you stupid shit faced assholes, Patrick, Andy and Joe have a say in the lyrics, its not just Pete. i'll bet that NOBODY who wrote this list listens to Fall Out Boy or you would realize how incredible the lyrics and music are. if you dont listen to them then you have NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER to be talking shit about them. you assholes can all go die a slow painful death.

POSTED BY emoFOBgirl AT 01/04/08 8:15 PM
THIS LIST IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. anyone who agrees with Patrick being on this list is a dick-faced asshole. Patrick, not only being incredibly sexy, writes the music for Fall Out Boy while Pete writes the lyrics. i do not understand how you can think you can get away with insulting ANYBODY on this list that. not only does that comment insult Patrick, but the whole band, specifically Pete. Pete has nothing to do with how Patrick looks or how he behaves. and just in case you didnt know this, you stupid shit faced assholes, Patrick, Andy and Joe have a say in the lyrics, its not just Pete. i'll bet that NOBODY who wrote this list listens to Fall Out Boy or you would realize how incredible the lyrics and music are. if you dont listen to them then you have NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER to be talking shit about them. you assholes can all go die a slow painful death.

POSTED BY emoFOBgirl AT 01/04/08 8:15 PM
THIS LIST IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. anyone who agrees with Patrick being on this list is a dick-faced asshole. Patrick, not only being incredibly sexy, writes the music for Fall Out Boy while Pete writes the lyrics. i do not understand how you can think you can get away with insulting ANYBODY on this list that. not only does that comment insult Patrick, but the whole band, specifically Pete. Pete has nothing to do with how Patrick looks or how he behaves. and just in case you didnt know this, you stupid shit faced assholes, Patrick, Andy and Joe have a say in the lyrics, its not just Pete. i'll bet that NOBODY who wrote this list listens to Fall Out Boy or you would realize how incredible the lyrics and music are. if you dont listen to them then you have NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER to be talking shit about them. you assholes can all go die a slow painful death.

POSTED BY emoFOBgirl AT 01/04/08 8:16 PM
oh wait i just thought of more: that is not even a recent picture of Patrick, he jhas lost alot of weight in the last few months and his sideburns are shorter now. that picture was takien when Infinity On High was first released in FEBRUARY, its been almost a year since he looked like that. you people are so FUCKING SHALLOW its not even funny, you based this comment on how he looks and not on the facts that he WRITES MUSIC - HAS AN AWESOME VOICE - IS THE LEAD SINGER FOR ONE OF THE HOTTEST BANDS IN THE COUNTRY - PLAYS GUITAR AND PIANO so next time you decide to make a fucking list like this one i would suggest eith A) not doing it or B) not be so disrepectful and rude. Patrick Stump and all the members of Fall Out Boy deserve the respect you have denied them. if you dont like Fall Out Boy then then that is your problem but you have no right to say that about ANYBODY. if you do not like the band then fine, but it doesnt give you the right to talk shit about any of the members. you dont like what they do, you dont like the music. fine. nobody cares. nobody wants to hear your unbelieveably insensitive and disrespectful and rude comments about them just cause you dont like them. especially Patrick. shame on all of you.

POSTED BY emoFOBgirl AT 01/04/08 8:35 PM
First of all, what does this have to do with a fucking newsletter? Where do you come off thinking people would want to hear about this instead of, I don't know, the genocide in Uganda? Secondly, all the people on here bitching about people coming on here and defending a man who has more musical talent in his fucking pinky finger than any of you ever wish you could have in your entire body: NEWS FUCKING FLASH. It's a beautiful thing what they're all coming here to do. They're standing up for someone who has so much talent that it makes tons of people hurt to think about it. It's beautiful when so many people defend some regular person, when people come together and try to stop such cruelty. Why the hell would you even come up with this list in the first place? This is what starts school shootings in High School, what makes people become serial killers, what makes people KILL THEMSELVES. Do you have no fucking heart? You know, I also find it funny they say "If that pudge-gutted, receding-hairlined, mutton-chopped marionette wants to get laid" when TONS OF FUCKING GIRL would be more than willing to have sex with him. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. You're horrible, horrible people. Why not actually tell the fucking news instead of writing this utter bullshit. Patrick Stump has the most beautiful voice in all of history and you have to go and say shit about him. No matter how many physical faults he MAY have, he's still a beautiful person and he's still perfect in the eyes of many. I hope karma comes back to bite you in the fucking ass.

POSTED BY alice091 AT 01/05/08 4:24 AM
First of all, what does this have to do with a fucking newsletter? Where do you come off thinking people would want to hear about this instead of, I don't know, the genocide in Uganda? Secondly, all the people on here bitching about people coming on here and defending a man who has more musical talent in his fucking pinky finger than any of you ever wish you could have in your entire body: NEWS FUCKING FLASH. It's a beautiful thing what they're all coming here to do. They're standing up for someone who has so much talent that it makes tons of people hurt to think about it. It's beautiful when so many people defend some regular person, when people come together and try to stop such cruelty. Why the hell would you even come up with this list in the first place? This is what starts school shootings in High School, what makes people become serial killers, what makes people KILL THEMSELVES. Do you have no fucking heart? You know, I also find it funny they say "If that pudge-gutted, receding-hairlined, mutton-chopped marionette wants to get laid" when TONS OF FUCKING GIRLS would be more than willing to have sex with him. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. You're horrible, horrible people. Why not actually tell the fucking news instead of writing this utter bullshit. Patrick Stump has the most beautiful voice in all of history and you have to go and say shit about him. No matter how many physical faults he MAY have, he's still a beautiful person and he's still perfect in the eyes of many. I hope karma comes back to bite you in the fucking ass.

POSTED BY alice091 AT 01/05/08 4:26 AM
First of all, what does this have to do with a fucking newsletter? Where do you come off thinking people would want to hear about this instead of, I don't know, the genocide in Uganda? Secondly, all the people on here bitching about people coming on here and defending a man who has more musical talent in his fucking pinky finger than any of you ever wish you could have in your entire body: NEWS FUCKING FLASH. It's a beautiful thing what they're all coming here to do. They're standing up for someone who has so much talent that it makes tons of people hurt to think about it. It's beautiful when so many people defend some regular person, when people come together and try to stop such cruelty. Why the hell would you even come up with this list in the first place? This is what starts school shootings in High School, what makes people become serial killers, what makes people KILL THEMSELVES. Do you have no fucking heart? You know, I also find it funny they say "If that pudge-gutted, receding-hairlined, mutton-chopped marionette wants to get laid" when TONS OF FUCKING GIRLS would be more than willing to have sex with him. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. You're horrible, horrible people. Why not actually tell the fucking news instead of writing this utter bullshit. Patrick Stump has the most beautiful voice in all of history and you have to go and say shit about him. No matter how many physical faults he MAY have, he's still a beautiful person and he's still perfect in the eyes of many. I hope karma comes back to bite you in the fucking ass.

POSTED BY alice091 AT 01/05/08 4:27 AM
"I wish you people could read - talent is irrelevant here. And if you're the diehard fans I'm not surprised Wentz tried to top himself at bestbuy. I'd be ashamed as fuck to be associated with such a bunch of mobster morons in any way!" how dare you fucking say that you heartless dick.

POSTED BY alice091 AT 01/05/08 4:29 AM
ok, i guess u know wat i'm about to say, I am not a tennie but How the Hell do u have patrick Stump here and he's lower than osama? Of course i'm a write a comment! He is one of the sexiest man alive! and even if you don't think so and want to state ur opion don't talk about anyone else but him! i bet you anyone who takes time to write this is doesn't have a life and is hating on patrick snice he is doing something you would never do and don't deny that you like F.O.B. too!

POSTED BY fobprincess179 AT 01/05/08 1:59 PM
I'd like to know, which biased son of a bitch wrote your article on "The 100 Unsexiest Men of 2007?" I'd like to know, because I'd like to give them a nice punch in the face, or at least pour dog piss on their keyboard. Assumed by the way that most of it was written, I am not bothering to hold back any profane language that might come to mind while typing this up. I understand freedom of speech and freedom of the press, but to publish such a dick-headed article, written by someone whose head was obviously so far up their ass that they could see their throat is complete and utter bullshit. For example, Unsexiest Man Number #95, Mr. Patrick Stump, was especially cruel. Not only does the writer critisize the accused, but also he states his opinion of the band, which is entirely irrelevant. Also irrlevant is his mention of Peter Wentz and his pictures, hence saying that Pete Wentz "writes every shitty lyric that comes out of Stump’s mouth." Hello, irrelevant? What the fuck does that have to do with Patrick's rating? So, what can I say about this writer? Call Patrick Stump a "pudge-gutted, receding-hairlined, mutton-chopped marionette" all you want. Because I bet he's a spike-haired, picketing, whiny, judgemental, wannabe bastard who probably couldn't accomplish half of what one of the people on these list did if he gave it until his last breath. Which I'd love to see, by the way. So keep his name the fuck out of your throat or just choke on it.

POSTED BY Anna Apocalypse AT 01/05/08 1:59 PM
ok, i guess u know wat i'm about to say, I am not a tennie but How the Hell do u have patrick Stump here and he's lower than osama? Of course i'm a write a comment! He is one of the sexiest man alive! and even if you don't think so and want to state ur opion don't talk about anyone else but him! i bet you anyone who takes time to write this is doesn't have a life and is hating on patrick snice he is doing something you would never do and don't deny that you like F.O.B. too!

POSTED BY fobprincess179 AT 01/05/08 1:59 PM
how dare you say that about patrick stump. you freaking whore. patrick is none of those things you say about him. you freaking jack-ass. you dont know what you are talking about. put someone else that actually is ugly. you skank. you could never say that about patrick. get a life you ho.

POSTED BY stumpy.123. AT 01/05/08 2:50 PM
Since this isn't about talent, i'll say this: personally I think Patrick Stump is sexy as FUCK. Sexy like you don't even know. Just pretty much every feature he has is beautiful. Who cares if he has a little bit of weight on him? That's actually kind of hot. It's either really skinny or kind of pudgy that makes someone attractive. I bet if you took Stump and stood him next to the writers of this article, you'd find he is 10 times hotter than all of them. God, to put such a beautiful thing on such a horrid list. It makes me lose faith in humanity.

POSTED BY alice091 AT 01/05/08 3:34 PM
Humanity, alice? What humanity is left? I've got a relative who writes for this, and when I ranted to him he told me this was a comedy piece. Comedy? What the fuck kind of comedy is this shit? And yes, Patrick Stump is beautiful. He is who he is, and he's not held back by the whole "look perfect" of California. We, true people, love him for who he is, and the asshole that wrote this will burn in hell.

POSTED BY Anna Apocalypse AT 01/05/08 3:42 PM
Anna Apocalypse, THANK YOU. You have probably made one of the best comments on here. You should get an award.

POSTED BY alice091 AT 01/05/08 3:43 PM
Gracias. When people insult my Patrick Stump, things turn uglyy. =]

POSTED BY Anna Apocalypse AT 01/05/08 7:06 PM
Alright. Things on this forum have gotten ugly and way out of hand. But hey, it's a free country and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. So, you put your opinion, i'm going to respectully disagree and project my own. Patrick Stump, a man of many talents. I can see, he's not your type. Patrick is not the avegage guy girls fall for. He's not the traditionally "Sexy" man. But as some wise person once said. "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder". In my eyes, Patrick is not only sexy, but talented and breathtakingly amazing. His stunning voice puts a smile to my face when i'm feeling down. After a rough day, I enjoy coming home and listening to the always amazing Fall Out Boy. Their lyrics are amazing, guitars flawless and drums always on beat. Patrick puts everything into his vocals and the mere fact that he's never taken a vocal lesson make things all the more brilliant. You made fun of Patrick's receding hairline. So what? He's loosing hair. Big deal. You made fun of his chubbyness. Big deal. He's not a size 2. Just more to love. In my eyes, the way he fills out a pair of jeans is very much attractive. His facial hair just makes his already angelic face even more alluring. His bewitching emerald eyes are incerdible as is the rest of everything Patrick Stump. If you were to meet him in person, or even to watch a video os an interview by him. You would not have the heart to say half as many of the atrocious things you've said in this article. He's really such a sweetheart. Bad things shouldn't come to Patrick Stump. He deserves nothing but the best. Reading your article on Mr. Patrick Stump was grotesque. Hearing cruel words about not only him, but anyone at that matter is beneath my level of comprehension. loathsome,cacophonous, and absolutly detestable is all I can say about this article. A true dissapointment.

POSTED BY ThnksFrThMmrs AT 01/06/08 1:56 AM
PATRICK IS SOOOOO SEXAY!!!! AND PETES LYRICS ARE NOT SH*TY!!! YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE!! YOU CANT JUDGE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT HAVE FEELINGS!!! THEY HAVE SOOOO MUCH FREAKIN TALENT!!! YOU STILL HAVE NO REASON TO JUDGE THEM!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF FALL OUT BOYS SEXYNESS!!!!

POSTED BY iLUVPATRICK AT 01/11/08 9:00 PM
Err- iLUVPATRICK, you're making fools of us. You don't need to entirely flip your shit. We know that while this is quite the outrage, you probably should have used proper puncuation, spelling, and all-around better-controlled grammar if you wanted to take your point across and have it taken somewhat seriously, if at all.

POSTED BY Anna Apocalypse AT 01/13/08 10:20 AM
Hmmm. I cant even fucking believe that Patrick Stump is on here. He's fucking amazing, bitch. I'd like to see you make the 'hottest' list if you were a celebrity. Yeah, righttt. I mean Jesus, are you really suckh a punk face bitch that you have to make other people seem unbearable and completely undatable, so that you can feel a little better? Good God.That's just sad...Go to Hell you Cunt.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:27 PM
Hmmm. I cant even fucking believe that Patrick Stump is on here. He's fucking amazing, bitch. I'd like to see you make the 'hottest' list if you were a celebrity. Yeah, righttt. I mean Jesus, are you really suckh a punk face bitch that you have to make other people seem unbearable and completely undatable, so that you can feel a little better? Good God.That's just sad...Go to Hell you Cunt.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:27 PM
Hmmm. I cant even fucking believe that Patrick Stump is on here. He's fucking amazing, bitch. I'd like to see you make the 'hottest' list if you were a celebrity. Yeah, righttt. I mean Jesus, are you really suckh a punk face bitch that you have to make other people seem unbearable and completely undatable, so that you can feel a little better? Good God.That's just sad...Go to Hell you Cunt.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:28 PM
Hmmm. I cant even fucking believe that Patrick Stump is on here. He's fucking amazing, bitch. I'd like to see you make the 'hottest' list if you were a celebrity. Yeah, righttt. I mean Jesus, are you really suckh a punk face bitch that you have to make other people seem unbearable and completely undatable, so that you can feel a little better? Good God.That's just sad...Go to Hell you Cunt.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:28 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:32 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:33 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:34 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:34 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:34 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:34 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:34 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:34 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:35 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:35 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:35 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:35 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:35 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:35 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:35 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:36 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:36 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:36 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:36 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:36 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:36 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:36 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:37 PM
Patrick Stump, is unconventionally beautiful.He's the kind of beautiful you dont see on magazine covers or posters in magazines.He's the kind of beautiful that you can only see if you arent trying to put them down.It's not about looks.Personality and Talent and Soul and so many other things make the man...not the looks or clothes or shoes...so just.shove that article up your ass....sorry.couldnt go without cussing at you just once.

POSTED BY GerrcieXBoo AT 01/13/08 3:37 PM
You made a mistake putting Patrick Stump on here. I get it. He's just entirely too cute for you. :D The lyrics aren't "shitty". They're more insightful than anything you've written on here. Get a life outside of ranking people on looks alone.

POSTED BY musickat AT 02/04/08 3:02 AM
haha, so I definitely love Patrick. And what you said was really mean. But everyone shouldn't freak out so much about it. It's only a few people's opinion and we all know that Patrick is sexy in so many ways.

POSTED BY bbyxboy15 AT 02/12/08 10:42 PM
Hey girls, you know what? This guys a douche. Patrick is hot, and he has a best personality. Hes chubby and we love him. And think about it guys... does Patty care if he made 95 on the "Unsexy" list? No. Even if he saw this... he would shrug it off. He doesnt care what people think of him and you guys should know that. He does what he does and loves it. We love it too.

POSTED BY SamLovesPatrick AT 02/28/08 11:26 AM
You people are complete idiots. You obviously are blind. Uhm have these guys on here are pretty seii. What are you doin..tryin to make yourself seem stupid? Do all of us a favor and NOT do this article because its completely pointless. Yes, some of the guys on here are ugly..but definately NOT all of them. You people are idiots and need some new eyes or somethinggg.

POSTED BY ElizabethxGee AT 03/28/08 5:10 PM
THIS LIST IS GAY i think that you should stop saying this shit about ppl. how can you say that someone is ugly when you havent even met them..... i know that i as with plenty of other ppl would pay BIG bucks to see mr. stump take off his pants way before we would pay to see pete....(but who would pay when they could just go look on the internet and see his little soldier) but the curiosity is absoloutly KILLING me .... how do you know where his balls are? and i think you forgot someone.... your cross dressing dad.... <3 amy... amd FYI maybe you should stop sucking so much dick... your breath is starting to smell like latex

POSTED BY amylovespatrick AT 04/24/08 11:17 AM

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