These guys couldn't turn on a radio
 CARL FROM AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
Wife-beater + upper-arm hair + bald pate + flip-flops + bad mustache = still sexier than Bob Dylan.
 BOB DYLAN
Senior citizen rocker
In a police lineup, he could be mistaken for a grizzled wino. His enigmatic demeanor was sexy — when he was a brash, insouciant songwriter in the ’60s and ’70s. But now that he’s in his 60s and 70s, it seems more like the grumpiness grandpa exhibits when grandma won’t let him have a second slice of cheesecake.
 PEREZ HILTON
Exponentially overhyped gossip blogger whose sense of entitlement far outweighs his actual contribution to society. And, oh yeah, he’s gross, too.
 SANJAYA MALAKAR
The class clown is operating under the delusion that he’s the class stud.
 DON IMUS
Fake cowboy, real racist
Long before he called the (predominantly black) Rutgers womens’ basketball team a bunch of “nappy-headed hos,” this leathery talk-show troll established himself as one of the ugliest faces in a medium that prizes them.
 HOWARD K. STERN
We understood the zillion-year-old billionaire: Anna Nicole Smith would sleep with anything with money. But her dalliance with this glassy-eyed, salamanderous cretin forced Americans to re-calibrate Anna’s standards: she’d screw anything with . . . kidneys? At least she was smart enough not to have a baby with him.
 KARL ROVE
Slimy puppet master, cruel politico, and skin-crawlingly awkward rapper. We’d love to sentence this genius to five years of hard labor as Barney Frank’s cabana boy.
 FLAVOR FLAV
Here’s a thought that kept us company while we were compiling the list. You know the white, pasty flakes of sputum that collect at the corners of Flav’s mouth? (Flavor crystals, we’ve taken to calling them.) Where do those go when he makes out with his ladies?
 THE FAT GUY FROM BORAT
Fat Guy from Borat
Repeated viewings of the scene in which Ken Davitian goes cheek-to-hairy-cheek with Sacha Baron Cohen’s face have been proven to cause sterility in lab rats. So feel lucky that it merely makes you want to rip your eyes out of their sockets.
 DONALD TRUMP
It’s not the greed, the preposterous comb-over, or the public bullying that turns women off any more: it’s the pursed lips and the scrunched, pineal stare. Actually, scratch that: it’s still the hair, the greed, and the bullying.
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OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: George Allen; Travis Barker; Chris Berman; Jack Black; John Bolton; Barry Bonds; Danny Bonaduce; Mr. Boston from VH1’s I Love NY; Christopher “Big Black” Boykin; Bobby Brown; Bill Bradley; Kobe Bryant; Bubba the Love Sponge; Steve Buscemi; George W Bush; Gary Busey; Jose Canseco; Carrot Top; Michael Crichton; Les Claypool; Gary Coleman; Mad Money’s Jim Cramer; Billy Crystal; Billy Ray Cyrus; Glenn Danzig; Brandon Davis; Tom Delay; Danny Devito; Andy Dick; Dame Edna; Lou Dobbs; Fabio; Roger Federer; Will Ferrell; the Hold Steady’s Craig Finn; Barney Frank; Michael Gelman; Virgil Goode; David Hasslehoff; Pee-wee Herman; Tommy Hilfiger; Michael Jackson; Ron Jeremy; Billy Joel; Richard Johnson; Chris Kattan; Toby Keith; Kid Rock; Don King; Bill Kristol; Janie Lane; fat Jared Leto; Lil’ Jon; Jon Lovitz; Joel Madden; John Madden; Marilyn Manson; John McCain; Isaac Mizrahi; Rupert Murdoch; Ron Perlman,” the “Beast”-ly actor; Ron Perelman, the beastly billionaire and divorcer of Ellen Barkin; Regis Philbin; Scottie Pippen; the poisoned Russian spy/poisoned Ukrainian Prime Minister; Ron Popeil; Prince Charles; Axl Rose; Rock Star: Supernova’s Lukas Rossi; Donald Rumsfeld; Rick Salomon; Ryan Seacrest; Bob Seger; Gene Shalit; Al Sharpton; Richard Simmons; Shepard Smith; David Spade; Jerry Springer; Sylvester Stallone; Howard Stern; George Takei; Tom from MySpace; John Travolta; Keith Urban; Vanilla Ice; Don Vito; Paul Wall; Deryck Whibley; Shaun White; Forrest Whitaker; the New Republic’s Leon Wieseltier; Rainn Wilson; Weird Al Yankovic.
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