Posted at 01:10 by Chris Faraone
You didn't misread that headline. I was so disturbed by this Young Cons performance on Fox News that I cut a dis track and video - even though I vowed to quit rhyming for good last year after I wrote this feature about entering a rap battle.
My justification for emerging from retirement is twofold: 1 - While I can't spit for shit, I can still rap better than the Young Cons; and 2 - These guys need to get slapped around, and no self-respecting rapper would ever beef with them.
So please either really love or really loathe this. I did it for all the lefties who have too much class to sink down to the level of those incendiary Fox News scumbags. I'm happy to get low for you. Fuck the Young Cons!
DOWNLOAD: Ol' Dirty Needle, "Shooting Elephants (Fuck the Young Cons)" (mp3)
Damn, this nigga Faraone is getting fatter daily.
"bail out on your bitch, and empty my sperm bank on her face"
classic shit right there...
I never use the term "LOL", but L-O-FUCKING-L!
Never before has spitting rhymes from a love sac seemed so gangsta.
Extra "white boy rapper" points for the Whole Foods tee and the backyard trampoline action.
I'll drive down there with ya and take all their shit.
